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Jersey Shore is the MTV (Music Television) entertainment company's reality TV show with New Jersey, Italian American celebrity cast roomates with mostly tanned skin: Snooki, Pauly D, Jenni "JWOWW", Mike "The Situation", Ronnie, Vinny, and Sammi. The college age cast members are known for their funny quotes (some around their Italian heritage), comedy, and selling t-shirts (they work at a T-Shirts shop). They spend their times going to the dance clubs, gym to workout their bodies and stay in good shape, and perfect their great tans. More recently, in Season 3, Ronnie and Sammi broke up their relationship.

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"Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird." - Ronnie

"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it." - Snooki

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Reunion

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki Polizzi Snooki: guys ... all they want to do is hook up, and then goodbye, never see you again ... whatever...

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki Polizzi Snooki: after the first couple of guys ... you know what? I'm gonna play that game too

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki Polizzi Snooki (to Vinnie): You changed, Bro.

Jennie JWOOW from MTV television show JWOWW (about Tom): I think I created that monster.

Jennie JWOOW from MTV television show JWOWW (about Roger): I wish I made that chooice a lot sooner. We were friends for a long time.

Jennie JWOOW from MTV television show JWOWW (about not dating Roger sooner): [we had a] summer thing 3 or 4 years ago ... I was psycho and all over the place ... I'm still psycho but it wouldn't be like we are now.

Vinny from MTV television show Vinny (asked if he approves of JWOOW and Roger): Roger that!

Mike The Situation from MTV television show Mike "The Situation" (about feeding dogs junk food): It wasn't intentional. Nothing was done intentional and you guys know I'm not like that.

Vinny from MTV television show Vinny (about Mike): Well he snitched on my prank so I called him a "Snitch-uation"

Mike from MTV television show Mike "The Situation": by no means am I the "snitch-uation" ...[Vinny:] "instigation" [Mike:] "instigation" that doesn't sound bad.

Mike from MTV television show Mike "The Situation" (about telling on people): It's my job like it's anybody's job in this house.

Sammi from MTV television show Sammi (to Mike): You're a snitch. [Mike's reply:] and you're a sneeky b*tch.

Pauly D from MTV television show Pauly D: I love a good reunion this time of year.

Vinny from MTV television show Vinny (about Mike): Sometimes the stuff he says is actually truth.

Pauly D from MTV television show Pauly D (asked about Mike ): He's gonna put you on blast or he's gonna rat you out.

Deena from MTV television show Deena (regarding recap of season 3): I play guys like a fiddle.

Deena from MTV television show Deena (asked if she has "No Shame"): [pointing at Season 3 recap] Clearly no.

Ronnie from MTV television show Ronnie (about Sammi): Waste of tears.

Sammi from MTV television show Sammi (about Ronnie): I think we both realized it was a little bit of a toxic relationship and we needed a break from each other.

Ronnie from MTV television show Ronnie (about Sammi): I still love her to death. Do I trust her? No.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki Polizzi Snooki (asked if Umpa-Lumpa remark is compliment): Orange means ... you're not pale ... saying you're an Umpa-Lumpa [is a] compliment.


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