Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes
If you don’t want to cuddle, thanks for the braciola but no dinner dates with you & me, goodbye, never see you again.
I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time. Work blows d*ck for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself.
I’ll stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she took a sh*t & he bought a vehicle. Excuse my language.
Rivoli's.. Rivoli's.. where you can get cannolis.
(to the cab driver) Can you look at me real quick?! WATCH THE ROAD!!!! but do I look hot???
Mike thinks he's gonna get over on the Meatballs, but in reality baby, the Meatballs make the best of every situation, so go screw yourself Mike.
(to Sammi) You are my life.
Whatever.. f*ck my life. Sh*t happens.
Deena & Snooks have just shown again why they defy the laws of intelligence.
Sammi's Sister: [Ronnie]'s gonna try & win you over with "oh, I'm sorry, I love you!" and it's CRAP & you KNOW it.
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