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Jersey Shore is the MTV (Music Television) entertainment company's reality TV show with New Jersey, Italian American celebrity cast roomates with mostly tanned skin: Snooki, Pauly D, Jenni "JWOWW", Mike "The Situation", Ronnie, Vinny, and Sammi. The college age cast members are known for their funny quotes (some around their Italian heritage), comedy, and selling t-shirts (they work at a T-Shirts shop). They spend their times going to the dance clubs, gym to workout their bodies and stay in good shape, and perfect their great tans. More recently, in Season 3, Ronnie and Sammi broke up their relationship.

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Jersey Shore - Season 3 Finale Episode 13

At The End Of The Day

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie(to Sammi): You're gonna let them finish the conversion ... cause you got busted!

Mike Situation Quote Mike "The Situation" (to Arvin): There's a situation right now.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie: I want to get to the root and see what's really going on.

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi Sweetheart Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Mike and Ronnie?): You need to get out of here cause I can't hear [Arvin].

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie: The kid is playing you in front of your boyfriend and you're gonna talk to him like he's your best friend?

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi Sweetheart Sammi "Sweetheart" (ignoring Ronnie's question): Shhhh

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi Sweetheart Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Arvin): Why you saying we made out before?

Arvin: Sam. We made out before.

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi Sweetheart Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Arvin): You're like playing me out. It's disgusting.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie: Sam's body language as she's on the phone with Arvin is like "You got f*cken busted."

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi Sweetheart Sammi "Sweetheart"(counter arguement to Arvin): Really? Right now? Are you kidding me?

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The Situation Mike "The Situation": You know what? Deny. Deny. Deny. Ron dog, you ain't that dumb dog.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The Situation Mike "The Situation": I'm going to make sure the sneaky b*tch don't get you.

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi Sweetheart Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Ronnie): Whatever, I not dealing with you ... Bye. Not my problem anymore.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie: I feel like the joke's on me. I feel like a fool.

MTV Reality TV Show Deena Deena (to everyone in kitchen): Us getting involved is just making it worse.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie: I can't look anybody in the face right now. I just want to bury my head. I'm embarrased.

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi Sweetheart Sammi "Sweetheart": I hooked up with him when I was 21 years old. I'm 23. Gonna be 24. It was years ago.

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi Sweetheart Sammi "Sweetheart": Sorry I lied to you. I made a mistake. Embarrassed you. Embarrassed myself.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie: You have a chance right now to right your wrongs. Or you could just walk away. Two options.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie: If you're not that person. Prove it. Don't f*cken say it. Show me.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie: I have full intentions of not working today at all. I'm gonna take a nap the whole day I'm here.

MTV Reality TV Show Deena Deena: Lisa. She's like my partner in crime... I love her.

MTV Reality TV Show Jenni JWOOW Jenni "Jwoow": Dad, this is the guy I left douchebag for ... Roger, meet my father.

Nicole Snooki Quote Nicole "Snooki": I can do the worm pretty good. But I just didn't want my cuca to come out.

Lisa (to Deena while hugging Vinny): I'm going to cuddle with Vinny tonight and not you.

MTV Reality TV Show Vinny Vinny: And right away Deena puts up a major, major c*ck block.

MTV Reality TV Show Deena Deena: This kid f*cks every [not audible] every night.

MTV Reality TV Show Deena Deena: This entire summer, I have befriended these skanks that they all bring home.

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi Sweetheart Sammi "Sweetheart"(to Ronnie): [Mike] is someone that love's trouble and drama.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie (to Sammi): In that one particular moment, you wanted trouble and you wanted drama.

MTV Reality TV Show Vinny Vinny(to Deena) : I'm not mad at you. You just let me down... I just thought it like, she wasn't Angelina.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The Situation Pauly D: Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The Situation Pauly D: On that note, I'm stepping out of this conversation before somebody gets hit.

MTV Reality TV Show Vinny Vinny: If Angelina wasn't having a good time, no one was having a good time. That's how Deena was being.

MTV Reality TV Show Deena Deena (to Vinny): I haven't been a c*ckblock, ever ... But that's my best friend, and I will not let that happen. So you can go f*ck yourself.

JWoww Quote Jenni "Jwoow": I didn't know what butterfiles felt like until tonight.

MTV Reality TV Show Deena Deena: I am a walking mess.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki Polizzi Snookie: Whisky d*ck is when a guy can have sex for like 5 hours because he's so drunk. Or his pe*nis is so drunk.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The Situation Pauly D (to Deena): If you find the old Deena ... tell her we're looking for her. Cause we miss her.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki Polizzi Nicole "Snooki": I wanted to go out with a bang and I was DTF. Just to end the summer right.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki Polizzi Nicole "Snooki" (to guy she hooked up with): Ok. I'll make you a grill cheese. A**hole.

Jenni Quote Jenni "JWOWW": I want to spoon. Boyfriend (responds): I want to fork.

Jenni Quote Jenni "JWOWW": I just chopped his balls off cause he's now officially my boyfriend.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie (to Sammi): You want to be a stubborn b*tch? F*ck you then.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie (to Sammi): Cry all you want. I'm real. You're not.

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi Sweetheart Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Ronnie): Get out ... The biggest regret in my life is you.

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi Sweetheart Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Ronnie): So are we gonna be together or single?

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie (to Sammi): My heart's broken at this point ... I think I just need my space now.

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