Jersey Shore - Season 3 Finale Episode 13
At The End Of The Day
Ronnie(to Sammi): You're gonna let them finish the conversion ... cause you got busted!
Mike "The Situation" (to Arvin): There's a situation right now.
Ronnie: I want to get to the root and see what's really going on.
Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Mike and Ronnie?): You need to get out of here cause I can't hear [Arvin].
Ronnie: The kid is playing you in front of your boyfriend and you're gonna talk to him like he's your best friend?
Sammi "Sweetheart" (ignoring Ronnie's question): Shhhh
Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Arvin): Why you saying we made out before?
Arvin: Sam. We made out before.
Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Arvin): You're like playing me out. It's disgusting.
Ronnie: Sam's body language as she's on the phone with Arvin is like "You got f*cken busted."
Sammi "Sweetheart"(counter arguement to Arvin): Really? Right now? Are you kidding me?
Mike "The Situation": You know what? Deny. Deny. Deny. Ron dog, you ain't that dumb dog.
Mike "The Situation": I'm going to make sure the sneaky b*tch don't get you.
Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Ronnie): Whatever, I not dealing with you ... Bye. Not my problem anymore.
Ronnie: I feel like the joke's on me. I feel like a fool.
Deena (to everyone in kitchen): Us getting involved is just making it worse.
Ronnie: I can't look anybody in the face right now. I just want to bury my head. I'm embarrased.
Sammi "Sweetheart": I hooked up with him when I was 21 years old. I'm 23. Gonna be 24. It was years ago.
Sammi "Sweetheart": Sorry I lied to you. I made a mistake. Embarrassed you. Embarrassed myself.
Ronnie: You have a chance right now to right your wrongs. Or you could just walk away. Two options.
Ronnie: If you're not that person. Prove it. Don't f*cken say it. Show me.
Ronnie: I have full intentions of not working today at all. I'm gonna take a nap the whole day I'm here.
Deena: Lisa. She's like my partner in crime... I love her.
Jenni "Jwoow": Dad, this is the guy I left douchebag for ... Roger, meet my father.
Nicole "Snooki": I can do the worm pretty good. But I just didn't want my cuca to come out.
Lisa (to Deena while hugging Vinny): I'm going to cuddle with Vinny tonight and not you.
Vinny: And right away Deena puts up a major, major c*ck block.
Deena: This kid f*cks every [not audible] every night.
Deena: This entire summer, I have befriended these skanks that they all bring home.
Sammi "Sweetheart"(to Ronnie): [Mike] is someone that love's trouble and drama.
Ronnie (to Sammi): In that one particular moment, you wanted trouble and you wanted drama.
Vinny(to Deena) : I'm not mad at you. You just let me down... I just thought it like, she wasn't Angelina.
Pauly D: Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.
Pauly D: On that note, I'm stepping out of this conversation before somebody gets hit.
Vinny: If Angelina wasn't having a good time, no one was having a good time. That's how Deena was being.
Deena (to Vinny): I haven't been a c*ckblock, ever ... But that's my best friend, and I will not let that happen. So you can go f*ck yourself.
Jenni "Jwoow": I didn't know what butterfiles felt like until tonight.
Deena: I am a walking mess.
Snookie: Whisky d*ck is when a guy can have sex for like 5 hours because he's so drunk.
Or his pe*nis is so drunk.
Pauly D (to Deena): If you find the old Deena ... tell her we're looking for her. Cause we miss her.
Nicole "Snooki": I wanted to go out with a bang and I was DTF. Just to end the summer right.
Nicole "Snooki" (to guy she hooked up with): Ok. I'll make you a grill cheese. A**hole.
Jenni "JWOWW": I want to spoon. Boyfriend (responds): I want to fork.
Jenni "JWOWW": I just chopped his balls off cause he's now officially my boyfriend.
Ronnie (to Sammi): You want to be a stubborn b*tch? F*ck you then.
Ronnie (to Sammi): Cry all you want. I'm real. You're not.
Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Ronnie): Get out ... The biggest regret in my life is you.
Sammi "Sweetheart" (to Ronnie): So are we gonna be together or single?
Ronnie (to Sammi): My heart's broken at this point ... I think I just need my space now.
Yeahhhh buddyyyy!!!
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