Jersey Shore Season 2, Episode 9 Quotes
Jose's definitely getting played... like a piano.
God only knows what’s on these.. cuz [the flowers] were just on the bed for 3 hours. They got my children on there, Mike’s children, Shnooky juice.
How the hell did I wake up & my hair’s still done?
Everybody loves a guy who gets girls...and then everybody doesn't like a girl that is a ho...and it's Angelina.
Angelina got it in with Vinny cuz she's a loosey-goose & then she had sex with Jose the next day... WHO-RE.. just sayin'.
Rocio seems mad cool, she's definitely not a ho, she's definitely not a stalker.. she's cool.
Angelina, at this point, can go fuck herself.. the girl doesn’t do shit & that’s just sad.
I thought I broke my vagina bone.. it was terrible.
It's T-Shirt time.
Grenade Grundel Chodes. All the guys coming up to me are disgusting.
If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan, you're pale & if you don't do laundry you ain't got no clothes!
Where’s the topless part? I wanna go topless.
We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina & her friend Gina.
SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!
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