Jersey Shore Season 2, Episode 6 Quotes
This year I’m a little more DTS, down to snuggle with Snooki.
It’s like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.
I wanna go on a boat, an island.. filled with gorillas.
Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin’ stupid.
At this point, she’s lucky I don’t go in there & backhand her while she’s sitting the f*ckin’ couch.
Jen, you’re f*ckin’ retarded for agreeing with Angelina… and Angelina, shut the f*ck up, cuz who are you?
A: Watch your f*ckin’ tone & B: It wasn’t f*ckin’ me!
I’ll be flippin’ pancakes while people are punching themselves in the face.
Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?
OK, thanks for comin’ … and that’s how you get um OUT!
She thinks her sh*t don’t stink. So I paid her no attention.
Jersey Shore Cast: If you have to think about it... IT IS.
Everyone enjoyed the meal... except for Debbie Downer.
I didn’t eat JWOWW’s food.. on purpose, I’m pretty sure she looked at my plate, like ‘look at that b*tch is not eating my food.’
MVP killin' with the dishes!
It’s like your t-its.. it looks sick.. but it’s fake.
With this spray tan, this chain & this fitted, how could she not love me?
Jersey Shore Cast: If you have to think about it... IT IS.
I always had balls, honey!
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