TShirt Come at Me Bro
T Shirt taxi sono qui
T Shirt Too Young for You Bro

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Jersey Shore is the MTV (Music Television) entertainment company's reality TV show with New Jersey, Italian American celebrity cast roomates with mostly tanned skin: Snooki, Pauly D, Jenni "JWOWW", Mike "The Situation", Ronnie, Vinny, and Sammi. The college age cast members are known for their funny quotes (some around their Italian heritage), comedy, and selling t-shirts (they work at a T-Shirts shop). They spend their times going to the dance clubs, gym to workout their bodies and stay in good shape, and perfect their great tans. More recently, in Season 3, Ronnie and Sammi broke up their relationship.

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"Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird." - Ronnie

"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it." - Snooki

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Jersey Shore Season 2, Episode 6 Quotes

MTV Reality TV Show VinnyThis year I’m a little more DTS, down to snuggle with Snooki.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki PolizziIt’s like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki PolizziI wanna go on a boat, an island.. filled with gorillas.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The SituationCome on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin’ stupid.

Jenni QuoteAt this point, she’s lucky I don’t go in there & backhand her while she’s sitting the f*ckin’ couch.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki PolizziJen, you’re f*ckin’ retarded for agreeing with Angelina… and Angelina, shut the f*ck up, cuz who are you?

MTV Reality TV Show Jenni JWOOWA: Watch your f*ckin’ tone & B: It wasn’t f*ckin’ me!

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The SituationI’ll be flippin’ pancakes while people are punching themselves in the face.

MTV Reality TV Show DJ Pauly DShirt last minute...?  What is this your first rodeo?

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The SituationOK, thanks for comin’ … and that’s how you get um OUT!

MTV Reality TV Show DJ Pauly DShe thinks her sh*t don’t stink.  So I paid her no attention.

Jersey Shore Cast: If you have to think about it... IT IS.

MTV Reality TV Show Jenni JWOOWEveryone enjoyed the meal... except for Debbie Downer.

Sammi 'Sweetheart' QuoteI didn’t eat JWOWW’s food.. on purpose, I’m pretty sure she looked at my plate, like ‘look at that b*tch is not eating my food.’

MTV Reality TV Show VinnyMVP killin' with the dishes!

MTV Reality TV Show VinnyIt’s like your t-its.. it looks sick.. but it’s fake.

MTV Reality TV Show VinnyWith this spray tan, this chain & this fitted, how could she not love me?

Jersey Shore Cast: If you have to think about it... IT IS.

MTV Reality TV Show Sammi SweetheartI always had balls, honey!

Jersey Shore Quotes, MTV's Jersey Shore Sayings

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