Jersey Shore Season 2, Episode 5 Quotes
Rudy is so gay! Gay pride, yay!
Tell him to Google it.. it’s Gay Parade week….end.
Do you know what gay guys do? They’re not attracted to vagina, they’re attracted to a**hole.
In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and then you have to separate the hippopotamus from her good lookin’ friend.
I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnie’s room by herself.
Clean the house, you dirty mess! … Please hit the f*ckin’ treadmill! You know what, don’t even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, it’s better for you.
The Situation was a man in that situation.
Tomorrow.. it’s on like Donkey Kong, we’re going out.
Word of the day: sympathetic. That’s a big word.
Right away I know it’s either Shnooky or Jenni, but then I read the letter & I see the word “wisely,” and I know Shnooky doesn’t use that kinda vocabulary.
Me & Jenni are terrified to go come back to the house, we just don’t want to deal with the drama… that WE caused.
If it’s on paper, it’s the truth.
I’m definitely not a saint... if I probably walked through church right now I’d f*ckin’ burst into flames.
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