TShirt Come at Me Bro
T Shirt taxi sono qui
T Shirt Too Young for You Bro

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Jersey Shore is the MTV (Music Television) entertainment company's reality TV show with New Jersey, Italian American celebrity cast roomates with mostly tanned skin: Snooki, Pauly D, Jenni "JWOWW", Mike "The Situation", Ronnie, Vinny, and Sammi. The college age cast members are known for their funny quotes (some around their Italian heritage), comedy, and selling t-shirts (they work at a T-Shirts shop). They spend their times going to the dance clubs, gym to workout their bodies and stay in good shape, and perfect their great tans. More recently, in Season 3, Ronnie and Sammi broke up their relationship.

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"Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird." - Ronnie

"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it." - Snooki

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Jersey Shore Season 2, Episode 5 Quotes

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki PolizziRudy is so gay! Gay pride, yay!

MTV Reality TV Show Jenni JWOOWTell him to Google it.. it’s Gay Parade week….end.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki PolizziDo you know what gay guys do? They’re not attracted to vagina, they’re attracted to a**hole.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The SituationIn this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and then you have to separate the hippopotamus from her good lookin’ friend.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The SituationI will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnie’s room by herself.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The SituationClean the house, you dirty mess! … Please hit the f*ckin’ treadmill! You know what, don’t even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, it’s better for you.

MTV Reality TV Show AngelinaThe Situation was a man in that situation.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki PolizziTomorrow.. it’s on like Donkey Kong, we’re going out.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki PolizziWord of the day: sympathetic. That’s a big word.

MTV Reality TV Show RonnieRight away I know it’s either Shnooky or Jenni, but then I read the letter & I see the word “wisely,” and I know Shnooky doesn’t use that kinda vocabulary.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki PolizziMe & Jenni are terrified to go come back to the house, we just don’t want to deal with the drama… that WE caused.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The SituationIf it’s on paper, it’s the truth.

MTV Reality TV Show RonnieI’m definitely not a saint... if I probably walked through church right now I’d f*ckin’ burst into flames.

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