Jersey Shore Season 2, Episode 4 Quotes
Ronnie is feeding steaming ALPO to Sam, on a plate, cuz he’s doggin’ her so much.
White's in in Miami.. what if you get your period? It’s ruined.
Guys are douchebags & I hate them all. They don’t know how to deal with women & I feel that’s why the lesbian rate is going up in this country.
It’s not a good idea to come in here with a boyfriend.
It’s just a big ball of f*ckness. That’s a new word: f*ckness.
I will call the cops on you if you call again or I will take the next flight out to f*ckin’ New York to beat your ass.
Is this a voice message or is it voice mail?
At the end of the day you’re just a loser as it is & you’re a drunk skank with no job, so get it through your f*ckin’ head, alright?
I don’t like tests, that’s why I didn’t go to college.. don’t test me, cuz I will fail a majority of the time.
It’s spicy… spicy mayo. I’m allergic to pecans... sometimes.
Angelina.. she’s got diarrhea of the mouth.. I was like mind your business. I gotta deal with Sam, you’re gonna have to deal with me.
I swear to God that looks like a garbage bag! I think Victoria should have kept this one a Secret.
[Ronnie] doesn’t want to give up his cookie, and that’s Sam. You need to give up your cookie son, so you can find another one. I’m eatin’ chocolate cookies every night, dawg.
You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA… say that 5 times fast.
You farted & it’s coming in my mouth & nose. 
Oops.
[Vinny] spoons, I fork.
I’m in Miami.. I don’t want girls studying for finals; I want girls studying for d*ck!
She had summer teeth. Some are like this.. & some are like that.
We say t-its... like it's not breasts.. so [Sammi] probably won't even know it's us, hopefully.
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