Jersey Shore Season 2, Episode 2 Quotes
I had a Shnooky night.
Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!
Ronnie’s new nickname now is I.F.F., the I’m F*cked Foundation.. he’s a client & the President.
(on Ronnie) This guy had too many Miami Vices.
Now I’m aggravated & frustrated. 
Know what you need? A cocktail.
The glasses are pretty much all crystalled out, all bling-bling, but when you put them on you can’t really see.. so I don’t think you can't drive with them.. because you’ll get a ticket.
Damn, somebody squished my bread… who squished my buns?!
I can't see........... do you have any pickles??
My first thought was: I don’t wanna clean this up. My second thought was: I just f*cked up dinner. My third thought was: What the f*ck am I gonna eat?
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama.
'What should we do with the chicken on the floor????' Pick that sh*t up, dawg!
Sleep with one f*ckin' eye open, I'm gonna make you sweat it out.
You can stay and get your f*ckin' ass beat, you can stay and get your f*ckin' ass beat, you can stay and get your f*ckin' ass beat!
Can I speak to Angelina please? ...NO, she died.
We're promoting a Grenade Free America!
I kinda trust JWOWW a little. [shakes head] She has a vagina…
JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got a little taste of a smack myself.
It’s not Saved by the Bell, we’re not Zack & Kelly.
My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain’t movin’ my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike… it doesn’t move! What makes you think it’s gonna move in a gelato shop?
It’s not like anybody’s gonna be my friend after this anyway. That's true.
I ain’t wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the shirt.
We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!
That’s how she is .. a little bit of alcohol & throughout the night it gets worse & worse & worse, until voilà, Mrs. Cockblock of the Century comes out & that’s who she truly is.
(drunk, to Pauly D) I love you. I swear I’m gonna marry you.
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