TShirt Come at Me Bro
T Shirt taxi sono qui
T Shirt Too Young for You Bro

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Jersey Shore is the MTV (Music Television) entertainment company's reality TV show with New Jersey, Italian American celebrity cast roomates with mostly tanned skin: Snooki, Pauly D, Jenni "JWOWW", Mike "The Situation", Ronnie, Vinny, and Sammi. The college age cast members are known for their funny quotes (some around their Italian heritage), comedy, and selling t-shirts (they work at a T-Shirts shop). They spend their times going to the dance clubs, gym to workout their bodies and stay in good shape, and perfect their great tans. More recently, in Season 3, Ronnie and Sammi broke up their relationship.

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"Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird." - Ronnie

"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it." - Snooki

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Jersey Shore Season 2 Finale, Episode 13 Quotes

MTV Reality TV Show DJ Pauly DCrocodiles gonna eat me, yeah!

MTV Reality TV Show DJ Pauly DThat airboat is serious, the propeller is huge.. that’ll work better than my hair dryer, maybe instead of 25 minutes to do my hair it will only take 10.

Mike The Situation QuoteThe bugs in the Everglades are huge. They're about the size of Snooki.

Snooki - Nicole QuoteI am so excited because we are going to see the crocadillies.

MTV Reality TV Show Jenni JWOOWI hate frogs.

MTV Reality TV Show VinnySometimes if you mix 2 grenades it might make one good lookin' girl.

MTV Reality TV Show VinnyWhen you actually have a good girl out there, say NO to hoes.

MTV Reality TV Show Jenni JWOOWI am not f*cking any of my roommates.. therefore I should not be cleaning up after their sh*t.

Snooki - Nicole QuoteIf you want me to cook and poison everybody & we're gonna be dead in 2 minutes?... Whatever.

MTV Reality TV Show RonnieMike's definitely a pot stirrer, yes - he likes to cause a lot of problems and then go take a nap after he does it.

MTV Reality TV Show DJ Pauly DThe hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

MTV Reality TV Show DJ Pauly DHow do you spell 'likely'?

MTV Reality TV Show DJ Pauly DYOUZ ARE ALL F*CKIN' NUTS!!!

MTV Reality TV Show DJ Pauly DOH YEAH LAST CHEER YEAH!

Snooki - Nicole QuoteA crow comes and it starts quacking at us... or not quacking, what does a crow do?

Jersey Shore Quotes, MTV's Jersey Shore Sayings

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