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Jersey Shore Cast
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Jersey Shore is the MTV (Music Television) entertainment company's reality TV show with New Jersey, Italian American celebrity cast roomates with mostly tanned skin: Snooki, Pauly D, Jenni "JWOWW", Mike "The Situation", Ronnie, Vinny, and Sammi. The college age cast members are known for their funny quotes (some around their Italian heritage), comedy, and selling t-shirts (they work at a T-Shirts shop). They spend their times going to the dance clubs, gym to workout their bodies and stay in good shape, and perfect their great tans. More recently, in Season 3, Ronnie and Sammi broke up their relationship.

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"Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird." - Ronnie

"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it." - Snooki

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Season One Finale, Episode 9 Quotes

Sammi Sweetheart QuoteDon't call 911, I think that's emergency.

JWOWW Jenni QuoteIt's gorilla central out there, get the f*ck up, juice-heads everywhere!

JWOWW Jenny QuoteIt’s juice-head central right now, I’m in heaven.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The SituationBig is out & lean is in.

Snooki Nicole QuoteWhere are the juice-heads? I don’t see any f*cking guido juice-head, you woke me up for nothing.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The SituationHey ma, this is my new girlfriend for the next couple months till I break up with her when summer starts.

The Situation Mike QuoteI knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki PolizziThat’sNotCoolThat’sNotCoolThat’sNotCoolThat’sNotCoolThat’sNotCoolThat’sNotCool.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The SituationIf a guy doesn’t like you, it’s called f*ck you.

Mike The Situation QuoteI ran the house...I did whatever I wanted, I took whatever I wanted & it was my world.

Jersey Shore Quotes, MTV's Jersey Shore Sayings

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