Season One, Episode 8 Quotes
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(on the Pauly D's stalker) Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.
(on JWOWW’s punch) The power that was behind it, it was something outta a video game.
I think my crotch is sticking out.
I’m not trashy, unless I drink too much.
You spilled the haterade.
That hater-juice is best served cold.
I’m not pissed off that they put pickles under my bed as a joke, but I’m pissed off that Mike and Pauly wasted two pickles.
I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
I love bowling so I wanna like school all these kids. (rolls gutterball)
This whole thing is with Sam, she wants nothing to do with you. I closed that deal a long time ago; I already got the title for that closing.
My boobs are so tight I can’t breathe, is that normal?
Snooki’s outfit is crazy, she looks like a birthday cake, she’s all decorated, dressed up, with the pink, boobs all out up in her face, I guess she wants to go out with a big bang, literally.
I was wearing my corset, I look slutty, but I don’t give a f*ck. I can wear whatever the f*ck I want.
GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE BRO, THAT'S ONE SHOT, THAT'S ONE SHOT KID!
(on Ronnie’s victim) Damn, the kid’s sleeping right now. That’s what you get for talking sh*t.