Season One, Episode 7 Quotes
No man will ever touch me like that ever twice.
Come on Snick before I yank the f*ckin’ duck out the wall.
I was kinda getting like annoyed with Sammi because like the way like she like talks sometimes like she can be a real b*tch & she doesn’t even like realize it.
It was Snickers the whole time, just her drunk ass causing problems.
I don’t need no family meetings. I don’t need to trust in Snickers. I don’t even trust in f*ckin’ Jenni.
For now, hang out with the whole group and let’s just go wild like let’s just blow it out of the water.
He’s Irish and he talks like a cowboy, and I always go for the Italian guys so it’s weird for me to like him.
The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
That girl can shake it. Drop it like it’s hot, girl.
You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up b*tch, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul, like I f*ckin’ like, save animals, like that’s what I do.
I delivered a friggin’ calf from a cow!
When there was knockin’ on the door, I was like, this is either the police for me, this is either some lawyer, somebody’s Dad, somebody’s brother…
She was riding you like a f*ckin’ donkey ride, bro!
You have no game at all. Really? That’s not what your sister said.
The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, it’s only a matter of time before she’s gonna pull the eject button.
Mike, he’s a creep, I mean at this point you’re lucky I don’t crack you in your face right now.
I don’t even understand that religion or what it is, I just wanna get to the business.
I like my clothes like my women.. options. You like your girls like your underwear.. dirty.
I feel like a cooking turkey.
(to Mike @ dinner) You’re f*cking annoying, seriously, just shut the f*ck up because no one likes you in the house.
Can I have a roll please? Don’t worry, you got a couple.
I wanted to stab him in the f*cking eyeball with my fork.
It’s A.C. b*tch, what happens in A.C. stays in A.C.
[Jersey Shore math] Me and Sam actually leave around like 4 o’clock, we’ve been here since 12 o’clock, 5 hours is like enough.
She got kicked out of the club like a piece of trash that she is.
How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.
You better grab your girl tight when I’m around, ‘cause I know she’s grillin’ me..
(correcting farm boy) I'm not a guido, I'm a guidette.
(on farm boy) If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.
(on Mike's sister) I'm think that she might have a crush on me, so [insert creepy eyebrow move] ... it's gonna be a wild night.
I'm saving myself for cowboy.
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