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Season One, Episode Three (s01e03)

Pickles is my thing.

We hold hands in front of you, we cuddle in front of you, we make out in front of you, like what else do we need, do I need to beat it front of you, too?

Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.

Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners, I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.

Next thing you know, the grill is legit burnt. Smoke, like flames.

I guess I’m single, I don’t know. If I am we got a problem on our hands… I’ll show my true side, my true, dirty, f*cking filthy side.

I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.

Mike can be a nice guy like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side, that’s what I like: a good guy and a jerk off, it’s all in the same.

I’m gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.

Like when I left Karma, I didn’t even know what was going on in my head, like I’m gonna f*cking knock a bitch up.


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