We Are Family – Season 5 Episode 11 (Finale)

The Summer is over at Seaside Heights!! The house is inside out (literally), the girls try to prank the boys but it ends up backfiring, and Mike is starting problems with Deena over her sister and his brother hooking up… perfect ending to another great season! Family will always be family. Until next time…


Pauly D : Three, two, one, and cue the scream…


Pauly D : I wonder what the poor people are doing?


Pauly D : Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.


Pauly D : Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.


Pauly D : We are prank war champions!


Pauly D : My man Mike can dish but he can’t freaking take it… it’s sad.


Snooki : Mike’s nickname should be changed from “The Situation” to “Bitchuation”


Deena : Oh my god, if they get married or something, I’m gonna be part of Mike’s family… What the hell!


Deena : So I got the lady’s on blast, I call this one devil and this one angel.


Pauly D : Holy boobs!


Pauly D : Yo, that t-shirt’s screaming, “I don’t fit you” (to Vinny).


Vinny : I’m always intrigued to talk to lesbians, you know, we share a common interest in these girls.


Pauly D : Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.


Vinny : It’s not everyday that two lesbians want to have a threesome with you, and I’m getting denied the smush room.


Ronnie: Bro, I’m doing you a favor, did you look at these girls, did you look at their faces, one of them looks like Mathew McConaughey.


Pauly D : My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, he’s gonna try to turn these two lesbians straight.


Pauly D : This isn’t gonna be an easy smush, call the cabs when you’re done. It’s gonna take a lot of work, and he’s not gonna get any sleep.


Vinny : This is the moment where heroes are made. They write history books about this s$#t.


Vinny : I’ve been at some really low points this summer. But I just f#$ked two lesbians, life is great.


Vinny : It’s like something on my bucket list to do… well my f#$kit list.


Deena : Do we have like a hurricane shelter?


Pauly D : I don’t want to get lightning in my hair.


Deena : You almost got strucken!


Deena : Oh my god that’s a tornado whistle.


Deena : I’m taking cover. I saw the wizard of oz, I don’t want to be like Dorothy, up swinging all over the freaking sky with my dog and stuff.


Pauly D : I ain’t even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I ain’t even mad!


Deena : Karma’s out of control, it’s like burmp burmp burmpadur.


Mike “The Situation”: I may even spend holidays with Deena. Image that holiday conversation.


Pauly D : It’s like Ronnie’s car on a Friday night (talking about the house being filled with smoke).


Mike “The Situation”: I’m gonna miss wine bottles being thrown at my head. Pauly: I’m gonna miss wine bottles being thrown at your head too.


Pauly D : I had to get my b!t#h back (about Vinny).


Mike “The Situation”: Yeah, of course this is Sammi’s favorite summer. This is the first summer she’s not fighting with Ron every single second.


Pauly D : Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop before they really get hurt.


Vinny : Yo let’s leave here there until next summer (about Deena in the jacuzzi).


Pauly D : It’s my last day here and everybody’s sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and wake this house up.


Jenni “JWOWW”: One thing I will never miss in this house is waking up to Pauly’s “Oh yeah wake up yeah s&$t.”


Vinny : Sam and Rons gone so we got the smush room back.


Vinny : This is you babe, I don’t know how this is gonna fit. Vinny: That’s what she said.


Mike “The Situation”: What I’ve been dying to know for the last three summers is, are Jenni’s boobs real?


Snooki : Bye smush, bye STDs.


Snooki : Up, there’s a piss stain.

One thought on “We Are Family – Season 5 Episode 11 (Finale)”

  1. I am so very sad that they r not on no more they’d were my FAVORITE SHOW ALWAYS LOOKED FORWARD TO THURSDAY …DAMN IT SNOOKI!!!!!!! For getting pregnant …..but her is cute

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