Trouble is brewing! Episode 9 leaves off with Mike telling Jionni about him and Snooki hooking up. What’s going to happen next? Mike tried to have his boy Unit there, but Unit got too drunk at Karma and ended up in jail. Is Jionni going to believe Mike? We know that Snooki and Jionni stay together because he’s her future baby daddy, but what happens in the mean time? Stay tuned to find out.
Pauly D : You don’t walk around here like you can just take my man on dates (to Snooki).
Pauly D : Yo, stop trying to get in my man’s pants (to Snooki).
Snooki : Toodle-pants
Pauly D : Whoa phone’s ringing.
Mike “The Situation”: I’m just so good with women, there definitely should be a butter named after me because I’m so smooth.
Mike “The Situation”: It’s now or never. Situation don’t do appointments for next time.
Pauly D : Come to find out she has like her friends this month, and um, it is what it is.
Pauly D : I definitely don’t want her to hang around, take your girl and your tampons with ya.
Mike “The Situation”: In the guido world, protein is like money.
Mike “The Situation”: I’m giving out protein powder, I’m trying to better your life.
Jenni “JWOWW”: Rodger’s coming tonight so I’m gonna go to the sex store.
Sammi “Sweetheart”: I don’t know what’s going on, I just feel like I’m psychic half the time and I got feelings.
Mike “The Situation”: My Shore Store performance is on, you know, mythical proportions today.
Ronnie: Mike’s actually working today, I was surprised.
Pauly D : Is it possible to be too fresh, because if it is, I am and I don’t want you to get drowned out by my freshness.
Vinny : I was killing it in pool yesterday. Pauly D: Yeah… you were playing Snooki.
Pauly D : It’s like couples retreat. I feel like I need to be in a relationship in the house. Vinny: That’s why we’re in a relationship.
Jenni “JWOWW”: I’m so gross I can’t wait to shower.
Vinny : Single gang or die.
Pauly D : Hey I just got pregnant.
Vinny : Dude I just had one of Mike’s babies on my chin. Pauly D: How’s that different from any other night?
Vinny : You didn’t see anything. Say one word to anyone I’ll f#$king kill you (to Sammi).
Pauly D : What’s next on our list of bringing our Shore house back?
Vinny : This is a Shore house, this is not an old age home.
Jenni “JWOWW”: I will make it very special for Rodger on our one year anniversary and of course I’m gonna have sex with Rodger. You know that’s what like old couples do, they have their one time a year.
Pauly D : Look at this guy, where is your tan Vanilla Ice? (to Vinny)
Pauly D : Your sister was nice enough to give you her whole outfit, shoes and all! (to Vinny)
Vinny : Rodger: I loved you in the Dukes of Hazard (to Vinny).
Mike “The Situation”: I can just see the future, I’m situtradamus, this is gonna get bad.