Revealing Pictures of Snooki Released

She’s not shy, or even afraid to flash her body in public, but even these photos may leave Snooki a little embarrassed! Photos of what appear to be the Jersey Shore star stripping off a night robe have been making their way around the internet.

“Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not mean for the public,” Snooki’s rep told E! News. “It’s a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain.”

The photo’s first appeared on The Daily Mail.

Is Snooki Really Engaged?

She still hasn’t come out publicly to admit it, but there is a pretty big rock on a certain finger indicating that the question has been popped. Snooki has had a busy couple of weeks. Rumors that she is pregnant have been reported, and now she’s engaged? Ah, the little guidettes grow up so fast now-a-days! Watch out for the bling!

 

 

Source: Yahoo TV

One Man Down: Season 5 Episode 2

Another episode, more drama. Pauly loses his chain, Jionni gets mad at Snooki’s drinking, and Vinny leaves Seaside… wait what?!?! Vinny is gone?? That’s right, it looks like Vinny needs time away to deal with some of the internal issues he is going through. The house just won’t be the same without him…


Vinny : Bro I can’t f@#king function in this environment… I want to go home.

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Vinny : I’m burnt out, I’m pushing through but the car can only get so far on fumes.


Mike “The Situation”: I had met Paula the first summer in NJ, we were in the Jacuzzi together, and I think Paula may have fell down the stairs as well.


Mike “The Situation”: Paula’s looking smoking right now and not to be disrespectful, Paula’s a sweet girl but let’s be honest… it’s a sure thing.


Mike “The Situation”: Everybody’s running for their lives right now. (talking about storm)


Mike “The Situation”: I’m like yea, we share girls why can’t we share underwear (about giving Jionni a shirt).


Snooki : Mike has koodis, so that fact that my man is wearing mikes clothes I’m just like, uh, I hope their clean.


Mike “The Situation”: You need underwear? (to Jionni)


Mike “The Situation”: It’s very ironic, that Jionni’s borrowing my clothes and cooking in the kitchen right now for me, and Paula’s just sitting there waiting… now that’s a situation.


Mike “The Situation”: But uh, Jionni’s hungry right now, he wants to eat this sandwich, he wouldn’t be cooking if he wasn’t.


Mike “The Situation”: So I’ll bring the food to you mother f#@ker.


Mike “The Situation”: All it is is you got to know how to play chess. If you don’t know how to play chess, maybe drop down and try checkers.


Ronnie: I probably shouldn’t have done that in front of Vin, I think Vin got a little mad because… that’s his bi$#h.


Pauly D : You can’t walk in my bed and have your way with me… when I’m not done (to Ronnie).


Pauly D : I never felt so violated in my life.


Snooki : Jionni’s like “don’t drink so much, don’t black out”, I can’t even get drunk with my roommates.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I didn’t even put on underwear today.


Pauly D : Ah there’s my boyfriends. ( to Vin)


Vinny : What are you doing now? Pauly – Waiting for you, let’s get a pedicure.


Pauly D : We’re going to get mini pedis. Vinny – You know, guy stuff.


Pauly D : I got spray tan on my nails and s#$t.


Pauly D : Can you put Vinny’s name on my fingernail? (to salon girl)


Pauly D : I got no tan in Italy so I got a little excited, I went tanning in jersey, went tanning went tanning went tanning… I burnt my whole face off.


Pauly D : So it peeled and then I exfoliated and then I burnt that part that peeled… Pauly D problems.


Snooki : I never thought in my wildest dreams that I would tell anybody in this house to stop tanning… that’s when you know the world is coming to an end.


Pauly D : This really is white boy problems. (talking about burnt face)


Deena : We’re going to Karma tonight and I can freaking wait.


Deena : Even though you a little off you’re a game, your still gonna bring back b#@ches tonight and have sex… I’m just saying. (to Pauly)


Jenni “JWOWW”: Wow you look really good. Snooki – would you bang me? Jenni – bent over and sideways.


Snooki : It’s important to look your hottest the first night of Karma, just because if you don’t look hot the first night of Karma, karma will get you.


Snooki : And because Jionni is gonna be there, I need to do stuff to make me look good (BBBUUURRRPPP).


Deena : I don’t know who I’m gonna make out with but it’s gonna be someone good.


Snooki : My va$#na keeps @#$%*g up.


Pauly D : I’m wearing my favorite necklace my favorite watch, fresh to death.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I don’t think Karma’s ready for us.


Pauly D : So we’re back at Karma kids.


Deena : Damian is in the right place at the right time, maybe he’ll get the golden ticket.


Snooki : Oh my god I’m gonna like cook you, like, chicken cutlets and stuff like that. (to Jionni)


Ronnie: Snooki is wasted off her face, and Jionni is definitely pissed because he has to babysit Nicole.


Jionni: Babe your whole f$#king a$$ is out. (to Snooki)


Ronnie: It’s not like you’re with your girlfriend, It’s like you’re taking care of your child. (about Jionni and Snooki)


Pauly D : Shantel is like the definition of DTF, she’s so DTF right now it’s like not even funny.


Mike “The Situation”: I’m leaving with no girl, I was getting pissed and I was like wow, this might happen right now.


Mike “The Situation”: It was almost like Joe Montana, 20 seconds left in the fourth quarter, I throw the pass… Paula catches it.


Pauly D : Yo these are my rims, they’re 22’s son.


Jionni: That’s called seamen.


Pauly D : Shantel – I’m gonna lay you on the bed and… do you.


Pauly D : Smush was good but, it’s time for Shantel to leave and I gotta call her a cab.


Pauly D : I don’t have an hour, she’s gonna die. (to cab guy on phone)


Pauly D : I’m like, it’s 4 in the morning how many cabs could be out right now?


Pauly D : I don’t know if this girl wants to hang around, but I definitely don’t want her to hang around.


Snooki : I’m thinking like, the girl you brought home last night stole your chain, obvi.


Snooki : She probably stuffed it in her a$$ crack. (about Pauly’s missing chain)


Pauly D : I see my diamond chain glistening in the sun looking all perfect and I’m like thank god.


Pauly D : Shantel – I have no idea, I was like, honestly, I woke up this morning and I’m like oh, what the hell. (about having Pauly’s chain)


Pauly D : She’s all happy like oh I forgot to give you this back, I’m like, you got to be kidding me!


Pauly D : This is what I get for going into the nasty a$$ smush room, I’ll never go into the smush room again.


Snooki : I feel like the girl probably took Pauly’s chain so the next day she could come back again and try an smash… I would do that.


Pauly D : So she lost her dignity, her self respect, so what the hell do you need shoes for? (about Shantel)


Pauly D : So I’m now coming up with a new plan, whenever a girl leaves the house, I’m gonna hug her and pat her down at the same exact time.


Pauly D : I’m not drinking for the rest of my life, until tonight.


Ronnie: Want to go on the ferris wheel and make out? (to Vinnie)


Vinny : I have a choice, either not react to the craziness going on around me or remove myself, either way I have a choice.


Snooki : I’m not gonna drink at the club. (Deena starts laughing)


Deena : Doing eye lashes when your buzzed is not a good time.


Snooki : Did it hurt when you made out with that girl last night? (to Pauly D)


Pauly D : Just go, I’ll talk to him and ill just come meet yous guys later or whatever.


Vinny : Can we sext? (to Pauly D)


Pauly D : You gonna leave me with the situation? Vinny – That’s your cousin.


Pauly D : I just want to grab onto my dude and be like, don’t go, don’t leave me.

Snooki Eau de Parfum with Leopard Print Tote Bag

Snooki Eau de Parfum with Leopard Print Tote Bag Playful, flirty, sweet and sexy, the Snooki namesake fragrance is inspired by Nicole Polizzi’s favorite treats – no, not pickles!

This premiere fragrance embodies the essence of Snooki from head to toe – all 4′ 9″ of her. Involved at every stage of the creation process, Snooki incorporated her signature style in everything from the bold animal print patterns and spike details on the bottle to the delicious notes reminiscent of sweet cotton candy from the boardwalk. To Snooki, it’s simply “the kind of fragrance that makes you hungry for more Snooki.”

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Snooki 3.3 fl. oz Eau de Parfum with Leopard Print Tote Bag

What You Get Snooki Eau de Parfum with Leopard Print Tote Bag Includes:
3.3 fl. oz. Snooki by Nicole Polizzi Eau de Parfum Spray
Snooki Leopard Print Tote Bag
Fragrance Details Top Notes: Chilled lychee, quince flower and cool kiwi
Mid Notes: Pink cupcake accord, white jasmine flower and beach flower
Base Notes: Sexy woods, seaside driftwood and sugared musk Classified as a fruity gourmand
Snooki Leopard Print Tote Bag Leopard print vinyl outer Black patent finish trim and handles Fuchsia pink nylon lining Silvertone metal nameplate on front
Measures approx. 16-3/4″L x 13″H x 3″W
Eau de Parfum made in USA; tote bag made in China

Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) Champagne Chains Sunglasses

Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) Champagne Chains Sunglasses are a stylish way to make a statement. They come in oversized, rounded square frames and are available in Black (smoke lens) or White (brown lens). You also get a zebra-print “Snooki” logo-embossed case.

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Design: Faceted stones at temples; chain-link wrapped arms
Nose Rests: Molded
Lenses: Gradient
UV Protection: 100%
Case: Logo-embossed soft; zebra-print hard
Size & Content Size Choices: One Size Fits Most
Measurements: Approx. 6-1/2″L x 5-1/2″W x 2″H
Content: Plastic, metal and rhinestones
Country of Origin: Imported

Anna – Snooki for Halloween last year

My name is Annalisa but I like to be called Anna. 100% Italian and I’m probably the biggest Jersey Shore fan you’ll ever meet, ask anyone I know. I’ve been a supporter since day one. I could be a cast member because I live GTL, I’m DTF and DTS, FPC is my motto, and I’m apart of the GFA. I’ve met Snooki and Jwoww, seen the entire cast film the last episode of Season 5, and watched them all leave the house. I was Snooki for halloween last year and if I do say so myself, I looked friggen’ amazing. This year I plan to be Deena. People say I look exactly like Snooki-one of the greatest compliments one could get. I dress and feel like a guidette. Fistpumping is my thing. My room is decked out in Jersey Shore from quotes on my wall, to pictures, to a Jersey Shore calendar. This show is my life and I have no idea what my life would be like without it, this show has taught me how to live and i live my life just like the cast.

– Anna

More JS Fans

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Stephanie Zhu – I Should be Miss Jersy Shore UK 2011

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Diane White – Works at homegoods in Gahanna Ohio

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Tasia Webb – Small Texan town holding her back


Anna – Dresses as Snooki for Halloween

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Carmen Ochoa – krumpin at parties and falling all over

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Jon – witty, cleaver, inventive, original

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Kari Magenheim – Find her at every club

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Searah Legates – I tell it how it is


Brittney – obsessed with guidos

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Strict diet of chips and chili con queso

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Rebekah Collick – a WEE bit hyper

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Tony Capria – Confident Italian

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Chelsea Poindexter – blast in a glass

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Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print


Not Jersey Shore Material

Jersey Shore Ruining State Reputation

New Jersey is a breeding ground for tanned, aggressive, and rowdy 20-somethings.

It sounds like a joke, but people in the Jersey Shore viewing demographic (roughly ages 12 to 30) think the state is comprised solely of beaches, gyms, tanning salons, laundromats and nightclubs. This perception is a direct result of JWoww and her cronies and undermines the scenic beauty of our state…

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If an embarrassing reality show was the only problem NJ had, it wouldn’t be such a big deal. Unfortunately we’re already referred to as “the armpit of the country” and constantly have to deal with the repercussions of being so close to New York without actually being New York. Lately, every sentence about the state includes either a reference to “GTLing” or a wisecrack about the governor who is constantly finding himself in goofy and awkward predicaments. (Like stealing helicopters for little league games and taking strange pictures.)

Jersey Shore makes us look worse than we already do …

Source: Christopher Sacco, South Brunswick Patch