The Season Finale of Jersey Shore is bittersweet as the crew says goodbye to Italy but looks forward to going back to Jersey Shore. Mike’s woes with the rest of the house continues and even contemplates not returning to the show, but in the end, decides that he’s simply cut out to be the villain and will make the best of it.
Snooki: I head Mike, walking around, being a f***** weirdo.
Mike: How are you Snooki?
Roonie: What ever bridges you’ve burned, try to fix them. If you can’t fix them, you gotta go.
Mike: If you don’t like me, I don’t care.
Ronnie: If he wants to act like Angelina, let him act like Angelina.
Pauly D: I’m on break!
Sammi: We can if you want. Ronnie: Right now? Sammi: Yeah!
Sammi: It’s a little weird because you don’t think to do it when everybody is home. But, what are you gonna do?
Pauly D: In house walk of shame. Yeah Buddy.
Pauly D: The whole house knows it took 5 minutes to get their smoosh on. No wonder Sam never smiles.
Mike: I’m not going back to Jersey … I make my decision and move forward.
Deena: Team Meatballs can take off.
Vinny: Tonight the opposite is happening. The drunker I get, the uglier the girls get. I need to bouce.
Deena: Down there was like a basement. I was getting boob sweat, I was getting cuca sweat.
Snooki: I’m having s3x with the couch right now.
Snooki: Are we that bad? (looking at drunk girl at club)
Deena: She just f***** my clutch. I don’t want to touch it.
Vinny: Meatball power is in full effect right now.
Pauly D: She’s OK. But she’s kinda like a guaranteed.
Pauly D: She has her tetas all out .. and she wants to get it in.
Deena: If it wasn’t for Meatball #2, Meatball #1 would be lost.
Jenni: Sleeping for 21 hours was such an unbelievable feeling. I feel 100% better.
Ronnie: I didn’t know Deena wore underwear, to be honest with you.
Ronnie: I’m fat kid inside, so I’m in heaven right now. (eating bar-b-q)
Vinny: Hell has froze over and the girls are cleaning up after dinner.
Vinny: Seeing Snooki cleaning is like seeing Mike with a condom: it just doesn’t happen.
Vinny: Maybe a little art and history. Or maybe a history of the arts.
Pauly D: This tour guide doesn’t know what he’s getting into.
Mike: I wear my heart on my sleeve … You’re not going to take advantage of The Situation any more.
Snooki: We have to do the tour today and I’m not excited about it. (Isn’t that why they went to Italy?)
Snooki: History is not my thing. Walking around is not my thing.
Jenni: Can I use the bano? I’m gonna p** myself.
Deena: The statute is pretty sexy. I would do it. (talking about statute of David)
Snooki: So, they are real? The babies with wings.
Tour Guide: What do you mean are they real? They are characters of mythology.
Pauly D: It’s beautiful, huh babe? (arm around Vinny, looking at Sunset)
Vinny: Jenni’s been mad calm this year.
Mike: I apologize.
Jenni: I gotta piss.
Vinny: What are you starting with the little kids for? What is wrong with you, bro?
Snooki: We decided to put all the plants on the table to a make a little amazon jungle.
Snooki: Mamoma Party!
Vinny: I know that Mike, deep down, is a good person but Mike’s personality is a hard one to deal with.
Jenni: Sayonara Italy.
Mike: I have no problem being the villian. I’ll take the whole house at once.
Mike: Say hello to the bad guy.