JWOWW Makes the Maxim Cut

JWOWW came in at #74th on Maxim’s “2012 Hot 100 List”. The Jersey Shore reality star was featured on the front cover of Maxim in late 2011 and obviously got noticed. One BIG reason the foxy star was featured on the cover in 2011 and made the list this year may be her enormous, over-flowing, irresistible, perfectly tanned… personality!

Give it up for the reality stars big accomplishment and check out her sexy photos featured in Maxim

One Man Down: Season 5 Episode 2

Another episode, more drama. Pauly loses his chain, Jionni gets mad at Snooki’s drinking, and Vinny leaves Seaside… wait what?!?! Vinny is gone?? That’s right, it looks like Vinny needs time away to deal with some of the internal issues he is going through. The house just won’t be the same without him…


Vinny : Bro I can’t f@#king function in this environment… I want to go home.

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Vinny : I’m burnt out, I’m pushing through but the car can only get so far on fumes.


Mike “The Situation”: I had met Paula the first summer in NJ, we were in the Jacuzzi together, and I think Paula may have fell down the stairs as well.


Mike “The Situation”: Paula’s looking smoking right now and not to be disrespectful, Paula’s a sweet girl but let’s be honest… it’s a sure thing.


Mike “The Situation”: Everybody’s running for their lives right now. (talking about storm)


Mike “The Situation”: I’m like yea, we share girls why can’t we share underwear (about giving Jionni a shirt).


Snooki : Mike has koodis, so that fact that my man is wearing mikes clothes I’m just like, uh, I hope their clean.


Mike “The Situation”: You need underwear? (to Jionni)


Mike “The Situation”: It’s very ironic, that Jionni’s borrowing my clothes and cooking in the kitchen right now for me, and Paula’s just sitting there waiting… now that’s a situation.


Mike “The Situation”: But uh, Jionni’s hungry right now, he wants to eat this sandwich, he wouldn’t be cooking if he wasn’t.


Mike “The Situation”: So I’ll bring the food to you mother f#@ker.


Mike “The Situation”: All it is is you got to know how to play chess. If you don’t know how to play chess, maybe drop down and try checkers.


Ronnie: I probably shouldn’t have done that in front of Vin, I think Vin got a little mad because… that’s his bi$#h.


Pauly D : You can’t walk in my bed and have your way with me… when I’m not done (to Ronnie).


Pauly D : I never felt so violated in my life.


Snooki : Jionni’s like “don’t drink so much, don’t black out”, I can’t even get drunk with my roommates.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I didn’t even put on underwear today.


Pauly D : Ah there’s my boyfriends. ( to Vin)


Vinny : What are you doing now? Pauly – Waiting for you, let’s get a pedicure.


Pauly D : We’re going to get mini pedis. Vinny – You know, guy stuff.


Pauly D : I got spray tan on my nails and s#$t.


Pauly D : Can you put Vinny’s name on my fingernail? (to salon girl)


Pauly D : I got no tan in Italy so I got a little excited, I went tanning in jersey, went tanning went tanning went tanning… I burnt my whole face off.


Pauly D : So it peeled and then I exfoliated and then I burnt that part that peeled… Pauly D problems.


Snooki : I never thought in my wildest dreams that I would tell anybody in this house to stop tanning… that’s when you know the world is coming to an end.


Pauly D : This really is white boy problems. (talking about burnt face)


Deena : We’re going to Karma tonight and I can freaking wait.


Deena : Even though you a little off you’re a game, your still gonna bring back b#@ches tonight and have sex… I’m just saying. (to Pauly)


Jenni “JWOWW”: Wow you look really good. Snooki – would you bang me? Jenni – bent over and sideways.


Snooki : It’s important to look your hottest the first night of Karma, just because if you don’t look hot the first night of Karma, karma will get you.


Snooki : And because Jionni is gonna be there, I need to do stuff to make me look good (BBBUUURRRPPP).


Deena : I don’t know who I’m gonna make out with but it’s gonna be someone good.


Snooki : My va$#na keeps @#$%*g up.


Pauly D : I’m wearing my favorite necklace my favorite watch, fresh to death.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I don’t think Karma’s ready for us.


Pauly D : So we’re back at Karma kids.


Deena : Damian is in the right place at the right time, maybe he’ll get the golden ticket.


Snooki : Oh my god I’m gonna like cook you, like, chicken cutlets and stuff like that. (to Jionni)


Ronnie: Snooki is wasted off her face, and Jionni is definitely pissed because he has to babysit Nicole.


Jionni: Babe your whole f$#king a$$ is out. (to Snooki)


Ronnie: It’s not like you’re with your girlfriend, It’s like you’re taking care of your child. (about Jionni and Snooki)


Pauly D : Shantel is like the definition of DTF, she’s so DTF right now it’s like not even funny.


Mike “The Situation”: I’m leaving with no girl, I was getting pissed and I was like wow, this might happen right now.


Mike “The Situation”: It was almost like Joe Montana, 20 seconds left in the fourth quarter, I throw the pass… Paula catches it.


Pauly D : Yo these are my rims, they’re 22’s son.


Jionni: That’s called seamen.


Pauly D : Shantel – I’m gonna lay you on the bed and… do you.


Pauly D : Smush was good but, it’s time for Shantel to leave and I gotta call her a cab.


Pauly D : I don’t have an hour, she’s gonna die. (to cab guy on phone)


Pauly D : I’m like, it’s 4 in the morning how many cabs could be out right now?


Pauly D : I don’t know if this girl wants to hang around, but I definitely don’t want her to hang around.


Snooki : I’m thinking like, the girl you brought home last night stole your chain, obvi.


Snooki : She probably stuffed it in her a$$ crack. (about Pauly’s missing chain)


Pauly D : I see my diamond chain glistening in the sun looking all perfect and I’m like thank god.


Pauly D : Shantel – I have no idea, I was like, honestly, I woke up this morning and I’m like oh, what the hell. (about having Pauly’s chain)


Pauly D : She’s all happy like oh I forgot to give you this back, I’m like, you got to be kidding me!


Pauly D : This is what I get for going into the nasty a$$ smush room, I’ll never go into the smush room again.


Snooki : I feel like the girl probably took Pauly’s chain so the next day she could come back again and try an smash… I would do that.


Pauly D : So she lost her dignity, her self respect, so what the hell do you need shoes for? (about Shantel)


Pauly D : So I’m now coming up with a new plan, whenever a girl leaves the house, I’m gonna hug her and pat her down at the same exact time.


Pauly D : I’m not drinking for the rest of my life, until tonight.


Ronnie: Want to go on the ferris wheel and make out? (to Vinnie)


Vinny : I have a choice, either not react to the craziness going on around me or remove myself, either way I have a choice.


Snooki : I’m not gonna drink at the club. (Deena starts laughing)


Deena : Doing eye lashes when your buzzed is not a good time.


Snooki : Did it hurt when you made out with that girl last night? (to Pauly D)


Pauly D : Just go, I’ll talk to him and ill just come meet yous guys later or whatever.


Vinny : Can we sext? (to Pauly D)


Pauly D : You gonna leave me with the situation? Vinny – That’s your cousin.


Pauly D : I just want to grab onto my dude and be like, don’t go, don’t leave me.

JWOWW on January 2012 Maxim Cover

JWOWW is going to be on the cover of the magazine for Maxim in January 2012. Below are excerpts from her magazine interview along with tidbits regarding her new years resolution and upcoming items.

New Year’s Resolution: Quit smoking.
“I don’t want to set myself up for dis­aster; I’ve tried and failed before.”

JWOWW Ink:
“I have three tattoos: one for my grandma, one for my grandpa, and a dragon.”

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Party town: Las Vegas.
“I don’t gamble, but I love the nightlife.”

Starstruck:
“I met Lady Gaga. She said she was happy we don’t change for anyone.”

What’s next?
“Me and Snooki just started filming a spin-off. I hope we go on a road trip.”

Worst hangover:
“The first time I drank Bacardi 151. I remember hugging the toilet.”

Hangover cure:
“Don’t drink 151.”

Maxim:
You’ve been in Maxim three times now, but this is your first cover. How does it feel?

JWOWW:
I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment.

Maxim:
Well, you look incredible.

JWOWW:
Thanks! This is the most fun I’ve ever had on a shoot, because it was Jersey Shore meets sexy Maxim. That’s what I loved about it.

Maxim:
So let’s talk about Italy.

JWOWW:
It was insane. As everyone got to see, it was very dramatic. I’m glad we’re going back to the Shore now, because Italy was hard.

Maxim:
You guys were pretty isolated over there. You couldn’t escape each other.

JWOWW:
We definitely had to rely on each other, which made our relationships stronger, but also made us more sick of each other. Temperatures were running high. People were fighting. Heads were hitting walls.

Maxim:
Was that scary?

JWOWW:
Yeah. Even rewatching it is pretty intense! It’s very emotional, and I was there and lived it. But we’re fine now, and that’s the best thing about us. We watch it together and laugh at what we went through.

jwoww from jersey shore

Source: Maxim.com

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Jersey Shore Season 2 Premiere Date!

Mark it down!  Jersey Shore Season 2 Premieres July 29th @ 10pm ET.  You can catch the first 10 minutes of Season Two before the 2010 MTV Movie Awards on June 6th.

Season 2 filming locations: Jersey Shore –> Miami –> Jersey Shore!

Vince Vaughn & friends recently dropped $2,500 to stay one night in the now-famous Jersey Shore house in Seaside Heights, NJ.

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JWOWW’s Boyfriend Pops the Question – Jenni Says YES

OR NOT: GossipCop reports they are NOT engaged… story HERE

Rumor from HollywoodLife: Good old Tommy is now JWOWW’s fiancé, it’s official.  She may have cheated on him with Pauly D, but that didn’t deter her manager (yes, Tommy’s her manager) from getting on one knee.  No wedding date has been announced… we’ll have to see if Jersey Shore Season 2 has any JWOWW cheating moments that changes Tommy’s mind.

President Obama’s Jersey Shore Joke

Barack Obama rocked the room during the recent White house Correspondents’ Dinner.  It mustn’t have been too difficult to be the funniest guy in the room when the host of the shindig was Jay Leno.

Here was the Jersey Shore joke:

“This next provision is called the Jersey Shore-Up. It reads: ‘The following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill.’ Snooki, JWOWW, The Situation, and House Minority Leader John Boehner.”

See video HERE

Dr. Drew talks Jersey Shore

Always looking for the spotlight, Dr. Drew Pinsky has gone out on a limb saying the Jersey Shore cast may need some therapy.  This guy is now making a living out of exploiting celebs… leave our JS crew alone! Story with video HERE

Do you think Dr. Drew should STFU?

Snooki feels the love in Miami, FIGHT!

When the Jersey Shore crew was hanging out at the Ocean’s 10 bar in Miami recently, Snooki fell into her old habits.  Nicole was seen throwing a drink and slapping a man.  Soon after that she got hit with a drink in retaliation.  It was all caught by the MTV cameras.  Looks like we’ll be seeing a lot of this during Season 2 since everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame.  When the MTV producers yell “ACTION!” we’ll be seeing people force themselves into the shots & storylines.

JWOWW, Angelina Bikini Pics, Snooki Kisses Mike

JWOWW, Angelina & Snooki were seen hitting the beach in South Beach while filming Jersey Shore Season 2.  See all the pictures HERE.

Snooki Dumps Her Guido Leech, Emilo Masella

Nicole has finally dropped the hanger-on that was using her to capture some side-fame.  NY Daily News has the story HERE

Bar Refaeli Photos with Jersey Shore Guidos

– The men of Jersey Shore (The Situation, Vinny, Ronnie & Pauly D) recently did a photo shoot with model/ex-Leonardo DiCaprio girl Bar Refaeli.  You can see the pics HERE