Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 2 – Like More Than A Friend
Things are heating up in Italy! The best of Season 4 Episode 2 quotes are listed here. If we’ve missed any or you have anything to add, post your comments.
Pauly D : We ended up making out. It was fine, she’s a good kisser im a good kisser (about Deena).
Vinny : In the words of Pauly D, this is the best day of my life ( after Dauly kisses Deena).
Deena : My game plan is: flirt with Pauly, make out with him a couple of times, then who knows, maybe his Italian sausage will be in my *#$%.
Snooki : He just keeps touching me its gross (referring to Mike “The Situation”).
Snooki : Please f@$# Deena (to Pauly).
Pauly D : I’m probably going to but, i’m gonna feel bad though talking to Snooki about smushing Deena).
Deena :If I do sex with him, it is what it is (taking to Jenni “JWOWW” about Pauly D).
Pauly D : I’ve [never] met a girl in my life that can just hook up and have no feelings. They always end up having feelings.
Jenni “JWOWW”: I definitely think Pauly and Deena are gonna smush, it just really comes down to timing.
Pauly D : if you hook up with Deena tonight bro, I would appreciate it (to Vinny).
Deena : Suck d@$k for skittles (and then she falls).
Jenni “JWOWW”: Where’s the nearest bathroom. I’m trying not to pi$s in public. Again. (after getting home from the club).
Mike “The Situation”: If Jionni can’t make Snooki happy, The Situation is happy to step up to the plate and hit a home run.
Jenni “JWOWW”: Making coffee in Italy is like making cofee in the 1600’s.
Pauly D : Who comes to Italy to sleep? Not me.
Vinny : Nice windbreaker bro (to Pauly).
Vinny : It looks like beauty and the beast. I feel like people are gonna start singing out their windows (while walking down the street).
Deena : God. Everything is in another language. (shopping at the store in Italy).
Deena : Is that wheat, is this wheat, is this wheat (in the grocery store looking for bread).
Deena : Deena: I’m really proud of myself for not falling last night. She fell at least twice).
Sammi “Sweetheart”: These are like weird strawberries are these good like this? (Deena: yeah those are like raspberries).
Jenni “JWOWW”: Nicole still sleeping? (GUYS: What? She’s here?)
Mike “The Situation”: You put the pasta in before it boils? (Deena: Don’t worry, we got a drainer).
Vinny : The girls are out and I’m starting to suspect they’re not going to cook dinner. (The girls told they guys they would cook. Instead, the girls ate out and left the guys to starve).
Mike “The Situation”: I hear Snooki talking to Jionni on the phone she was upset, but The Situation is very good when it comes to relationship advice. (comment after hearing Snooki upset on phone with her BF).
Snooki : I legit wake up at like 3 o’clock in the afternoon (talking to Jionni on the phone).
Jenni “JWOWW”: We’re working at a f@#king pizzeria in Florence. When I’m 80 years old and I’m making pizza in my kitchen and I’m teaching my kids how to make pizza and they ask me, oh, where’d you make pizza, bitch I made it in Florence, that’s where I made pizza so shut your mouth and enjoy my pizza.
Snooki : Like I don’t speak Italian, how the f*&k am I supposed to know how to cook a pizza.
Snooki : oooo its soft, like a baby’s butt (talking about pizza dough).
Ronnie: Snooks made the first pizza pie, came out pretty good. I mean if Snooki can do it, we all can do it, you know what I mean.
Snooki : Mike, she’s really ugly (talking about the girl Situation is talking to).
Jenni “JWOWW”: Is this the Vatican? (An obvious no).
Pauly D : Como se dice “Lost”? (On their way to work at Pizza place).
Sammi “Sweetheart”: It looks like a Domino’s version of Italy pizza.
Pauly D : I’m loud. Is that alright? (yelling at pizza place).
Vinny : She loves hot salami. (talking about Snooki while they’re being taught how to make pizza).
Pauly D : Holy tan line. (Looking at Deena’s booty).
Deena : It’s not my fault that my butts big.
Ronnie: I’m the pimp daddy mac of this whole place.
Mike “The Situation”: Now do you need me to call your friend to pick you up, or, I can definitely give you a taxi (talking to the girl he just smushed).
Snooki : Toodles whore (talking to situations girl).
Pauly D : This match with the gold glasses and the gold watch… yeah buddy, fresh from the feet up.
Snooki : I love Rome… I mean Italy.
Deena : What’s that church called that starts with a v? Ronnie: Vatican, that’s the one that Leonardo de Vinci painted with his hand. Vinny says: I’m pretty sure that was Michael Angelo.
Mike “The Situation”: I’m the type of dude that likes to have a plan b or a backup plan and my back up plan was Brittany.
Mike “The Situation”: Brittany is one of the most DTF chicks I’ve ever met, and she’ll be here in 20 minutes.
Pauly D : Yo Vinny, want some chap-stick? (Get’s up to get Deena off his lap).
Pauly D : Fist pumping pinochio. (Playing with puppet).
Pauly D : Yo, if she still [has] coloring books … she’s too young for you, man.
Vinny : If she’s got a basket on her bicycle… she’s too young for you man.
Pauly D : If she still has the parental controls on her TV … she’s too young for you bro.
Vinny : If she only owns Snow White on DVD … she’s too young for man.
Pauly D : If his Keds still light up … he’s too young for you bro. (Says to Ronnie as Ronnie starts tapping his shoes on the ground).
Pauly D : If she still plays laser tag … she’s too young for you bro. (Jenni speaks out “That’s me”).
Ronnie: F@ck me in the a$$ with a spiked bat. I’d rather not do that. (Talking about getting back with Sammi).
Ronnie: I didn’t get a barber. I got a butcher. (after getting a haircut from Vinny).