Team Meatballs (Nicole and Deena), and the crew, drive off to Riccione where Deena and Nicole get to know each other a little better. This Episode is all about Team Meatballs as they show us how to get your party on. No Sammi/Ronnie drama in this episode, but Ronnie steals Pauly D’s swagger. Towards the end, Snooki drives into a cop and gets taken away.
Pizza Boss: I lost my many pieces of my brain in that place. (talking about Riccione beach)
Jenni “JWOWW”: I’m dying to wear my bikini and see what guys look like in Speedo’s.
Ronnie: When I said Riccione, Marco’s eyes lit up. Ohhh Riccione! That’s gotta be a good place.
Jenni “JWOWW”: An Italian beach, does that mean nudity? (Reply from Snooki): Does that mean ding-dongs hanging out?
Pauly D : You do realize we got a fiat right? (about too much luggage for size of cars)
Ronnie: What the fiat!
Deena : Us meatballs we’re short. We can barely touch the pedals in these stupid cars.
Deena : I have to Jersey Turnpike on the Firenze Turnpike.
Mike “The Situation”: Holy Riccione. Holy Macarroni.
Snooki : It looks like Hawaii. So I feel like it’s an island. Or maybe it’s like on the border of like a continent. You know what I
mean? So it’s like by Ocean.
Pauly D : Look at the Italian flag. I feel like I’m in Italy. (Yes, they ARE in Italy)
Deena : Did you just have an 0rgasm? Cause I did. (referring to drink)
Girls: Blast in the glass! Blast in the glass!
Girls: Do you know what a cuca is? A cuca is another name for the v@gina. (teaching bartender)
Snooki : How do you say v@gina in Italian? “Vajin”.
Deena : Drunk shopping is never good.
Snooki : Jenni, your cheeks are out. (Nicole and Deena are being obnoxious to Sammi and Jenni)
Snooki : It feels like heaven. Like the gods have spoke and we hear music.
Snooki : We like to drink. We like to Party. It’s team meatballs.
Snooki : I couldn’t stop, you b&tch. (Toro rushing Deena and falls into bushes)
Jenni “JWOWW”: Deena is showing her cuca to the whole entire club.
Snooki : Team Meatballs can handle anything when it comes to alcohol. So we’re gonna go mad hard all day then mad hard at
Mike “The Situation”: Deena and Snooki are the meatballs and they’re not making it to the sauce.
Pauly D : Yo, I’ve never danced my underwear off in my life!
Ronnie: We watched them get drunk for two hours straight. I watched Snooki run head straight first into a bush like Mike ran
into a wall.
Snooki : Stick with me and we’ll be fine. If we both get crazy, it’s not a big deal.
Jenni “JWOWW”: This sounds like the cab ride home. Tonight is gonna be one of those nights. I already know.
Jenni “JWOWW”: She has no underwear.
Deena : What ever! I forgot to put underwear on.
Jenni “JWOWW”: It’s bad enough a nipple slips at the club but you’re never supposed to forget your underwear.
Jenni “JWOWW”: Nicole and Deena are digesting each other’s tongues. I want to throw up.
Snooki : I’m the best kisser on this whole planet.
Pauly D : Hey Deena. Stop making a scene and Lezz go.
Pauly D : Ronnie Swacked my wake up call … Swacked is when you get your swagger jacked.
Pauly D : What ever I say, wear or do, Ronnie does the exact same thing … Sometimes the stuff I do is contagious so I
Jenni “JWOWW”: I wish I had the men in black zapper to undo the whole night …
I cannot accept the fact that Deena and Nicole hooked up like that.
Pizza Boss: It’s a dog. Oh no, it’s your shoes. (talking about Snooki’s boots)
Snooki : I feel like nobody should have cars here in Italy. They don’t know how to drive. (right before crashing into cop)