Meatball Mashup – Season 4 Episode 7

Team Meatballs (Nicole and Deena), and the crew, drive off to Riccione where Deena and Nicole get to know each other a little better. This Episode is all about Team Meatballs as they show us how to get your party on. No Sammi/Ronnie drama in this episode, but Ronnie steals Pauly D’s swagger. Towards the end, Snooki drives into a cop and gets taken away.

Pizza Boss: I lost my many pieces of my brain in that place. (talking about Riccione beach)

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Jenni “JWOWW”: I’m dying to wear my bikini and see what guys look like in Speedo’s.


Ronnie: When I said Riccione, Marco’s eyes lit up. Ohhh Riccione! That’s gotta be a good place.


Jenni “JWOWW”: An Italian beach, does that mean nudity? (Reply from Snooki): Does that mean ding-dongs hanging out?


Pauly D : You do realize we got a fiat right? (about too much luggage for size of cars)


Ronnie: What the fiat!


Deena : Us meatballs we’re short. We can barely touch the pedals in these stupid cars.


Deena : I have to Jersey Turnpike on the Firenze Turnpike.


Mike “The Situation”: Holy Riccione. Holy Macarroni.


Snooki : It looks like Hawaii. So I feel like it’s an island. Or maybe it’s like on the border of like a continent. You know what I
mean? So it’s like by Ocean.


Pauly D : Look at the Italian flag. I feel like I’m in Italy. (Yes, they ARE in Italy)


Deena : Did you just have an 0rgasm? Cause I did. (referring to drink)


Girls: Blast in the glass! Blast in the glass!


Girls: Do you know what a cuca is? A cuca is another name for the v@gina. (teaching bartender)


Snooki : How do you say v@gina in Italian? “Vajin”.


Deena : Drunk shopping is never good.


Snooki : Jenni, your cheeks are out. (Nicole and Deena are being obnoxious to Sammi and Jenni)


Snooki : It feels like heaven. Like the gods have spoke and we hear music.


Snooki : We like to drink. We like to Party. It’s team meatballs.


Snooki : I couldn’t stop, you b&tch. (Toro rushing Deena and falls into bushes)


Jenni “JWOWW”: Deena is showing her cuca to the whole entire club.


Snooki : Team Meatballs can handle anything when it comes to alcohol. So we’re gonna go mad hard all day then mad hard at
the club.


Mike “The Situation”: Deena and Snooki are the meatballs and they’re not making it to the sauce.


Pauly D : Yo, I’ve never danced my underwear off in my life!


Ronnie: We watched them get drunk for two hours straight. I watched Snooki run head straight first into a bush like Mike ran

into a wall.


Snooki : Stick with me and we’ll be fine. If we both get crazy, it’s not a big deal.


Jenni “JWOWW”: This sounds like the cab ride home. Tonight is gonna be one of those nights. I already know.


Jenni “JWOWW”: She has no underwear.


Deena : What ever! I forgot to put underwear on.


Jenni “JWOWW”: It’s bad enough a nipple slips at the club but you’re never supposed to forget your underwear.


Jenni “JWOWW”: Nicole and Deena are digesting each other’s tongues. I want to throw up.


Snooki : I’m the best kisser on this whole planet.


Pauly D : Hey Deena. Stop making a scene and Lezz go.


Pauly D : Ronnie Swacked my wake up call … Swacked is when you get your swagger jacked.


Pauly D : What ever I say, wear or do, Ronnie does the exact same thing … Sometimes the stuff I do is contagious so I
understand.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I wish I had the men in black zapper to undo the whole night …
I cannot accept the fact that Deena and Nicole hooked up like that.


Pizza Boss: It’s a dog. Oh no, it’s your shoes. (talking about Snooki’s boots)


Snooki : I feel like nobody should have cars here in Italy. They don’t know how to drive. (right before crashing into cop)

Twinning – Season 4 Episode 3

MTV’s Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 3 quotes are here. This episode we see Mike with the Twins, and Deena and the Twins, and Vinny and the Twins. Let’s just say, everyone and the Twins. Twinning! Mike and Snooki’s 2 month fiasco also comes out and we get a preview of next week’s dialogue between Ronnie and Mike.


Mike “The Situation”: I have to call a cab (about Brittany).

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Mike “The Situation”: Brittany is one of the most DTF chicks I’ve ever met, and now I’m like exhausted.


Snooki : I’m supposed to be wearing glasses but I’m not doing that because I’ll look ugly.


Snooki : Ron can’t read a map because you know, Ron’s Ron.


Snooki : I want you guys to have sex (about Ron and Sammi).


Deena : Deena is on a mission to find a frisking Italian man.


Deena : He actually speaks well English (to the waiter).


Snooki : I have no idea what the f@ck your saying (to trainer).


Deena : He’s cute out of his little waiter uniform (about waiter).


Snooki : Firenze! Wait. Is Firenze, Florence?


Pauly D : I’m twinning (about The Situation’s twins).


Deena : How do you say easy girl… I’m not that.


Pauly D : Yo. She wants to get it in (talking about Deena and her Italian friend).


Snooki : Alright dad I’ll call you back after Mike tries to get his booty call on.


Vinny : Well be right here eating popcorn while you guys get it in (to Deena).


Vinny : I have to sleep in your bed because Deena is f*cking in my room.

Brittany: Is Mike there? (Ronnie hangs up)


Mike “The Situation”: I turn around and I see the twins.


Pauly D : She wants to know where she put her toothbrush (making excuse as to why Twin are there).


Pauly D : Wanna try for something, two hot twins in a threesome is worth trying for.


Mike “The Situation”: A three some is not a simple task to accomplish, but then again The Situation does the impossible.

Sammi “Sweetheart”:Look how romantical that is (at Sunset).


Ronnie: I need a mint, you have any Altoids? (to Sammi after kissing her)


Snooki : So your legit like a couple… can I tell everyone (about Ronnie and Sammi).


Vinny : Ron and Sam are back together and we set ourselves back months and months of progress.


Pauly D : I said if Ron and Sam get back together, I’ll kill myself, when your thinking suicide in someone else’s relationship, that’s how bad it is.


Pauly D : I turn around and see both twins and I’m like holy f@%king stokes.


Snooki : Twinning!


Mike “The Situation”: I put the groundwork in with these twins and it looks like I’m gonna have a little threesome tonight.


Snooki : I’m trying to set up a threesome with the two girls (twins) and Mike.


Ronnie: Hey Guys! Deena’s making out with the twin right now.


Deena : When you’re drunk, sometimes you just make out with girls…


Pauly D : This is a full blow lesbianic experience right now (about Deena and the twin).


Mike “The Situation”: It was supposed to be a manaje twin … I was supposed to be Twinning.


Mike “The Situation”: I’m upset but not too upset because I still have one twin.


Snooki : Deena’s being lesbianic tonight.


Snooki : If I saw you in a bar and wanted to be lesbianic, I’d make out with you (to the twin).


Mike “The Situation”: I think she’s like … selfish (about Deena).


Vinny : I thought she was gonna get with Mike, I thought she was gonna get with Deena, I didn’t know who this chick was gonna get with, but

somehow she ends up on top of me.


Deena : That’s weird though, she just jumps bed to bed (about the twin).


Snooki : I don’t want to be friends with you, I don’t like you, I can’t even look at you right now! (about Mike “The Situation”).


Mike “The Situation”: Everybody knows The Situation is not a liar.


Snooki : Mike you’re a f#$king douche bag, I hate you, I f*@king hate you.


Deena : This is not me, this is not what I do, I like p*#is (about the twin).

Like More Than a Friend – Season 4 Episode 2

Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 2 – Like More Than A Friend

Things are heating up in Italy! The best of Season 4 Episode 2 quotes are listed here. If we’ve missed any or you have anything to add, post your comments.

 


Pauly D : We ended up making out. It was fine, she’s a good kisser im a good kisser (about Deena).

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Vinny : In the words of Pauly D, this is the best day of my life ( after Dauly kisses Deena).


Deena : My game plan is: flirt with Pauly, make out with him a couple of times, then who knows, maybe his Italian sausage will be in my *#$%.


Snooki : He just keeps touching me its gross (referring to Mike “The Situation”).


Snooki : Please f@$# Deena (to Pauly).


Pauly D : I’m probably going to but, i’m gonna feel bad though talking to Snooki about smushing Deena).


Deena :If I do sex with him, it is what it is (taking to Jenni “JWOWW” about Pauly D).


Pauly D : I’ve [never] met a girl in my life that can just hook up and have no feelings. They always end up having feelings.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I definitely think Pauly and Deena are gonna smush, it just really comes down to timing.


Pauly D : if you hook up with Deena tonight bro, I would appreciate it (to Vinny).


Deena : Suck d@$k for skittles (and then she falls).


Jenni “JWOWW”: Where’s the nearest bathroom. I’m trying not to pi$s in public. Again. (after getting home from the club).


Mike “The Situation”: If Jionni can’t make Snooki happy, The Situation is happy to step up to the plate and hit a home run.


Jenni “JWOWW”: Making coffee in Italy is like making cofee in the 1600’s.


Pauly D : Who comes to Italy to sleep? Not me.


Vinny : Nice windbreaker bro (to Pauly).


Vinny : It looks like beauty and the beast. I feel like people are gonna start singing out their windows (while walking down the street).


Deena : God. Everything is in another language. (shopping at the store in Italy).


Deena : Is that wheat, is this wheat, is this wheat (in the grocery store looking for bread).


Deena : Deena: I’m really proud of myself for not falling last night. She fell at least twice).

Sammi “Sweetheart”: These are like weird strawberries are these good like this? (Deena: yeah those are like raspberries).


Jenni “JWOWW”: Nicole still sleeping? (GUYS: What? She’s here?)


Mike “The Situation”: You put the pasta in before it boils? (Deena: Don’t worry, we got a drainer).


Vinny : The girls are out and I’m starting to suspect they’re not going to cook dinner. (The girls told they guys they would cook. Instead, the girls ate out and left the guys to starve).


Mike “The Situation”: I hear Snooki talking to Jionni on the phone she was upset, but The Situation is very good when it comes to relationship advice. (comment after hearing Snooki upset on phone with her BF).


Snooki : I legit wake up at like 3 o’clock in the afternoon (talking to Jionni on the phone).


Jenni “JWOWW”: We’re working at a f@#king pizzeria in Florence. When I’m 80 years old and I’m making pizza in my kitchen and I’m teaching my kids how to make pizza and they ask me, oh, where’d you make pizza, bitch I made it in Florence, that’s where I made pizza so shut your mouth and enjoy my pizza.


Snooki : Like I don’t speak Italian, how the f*&k am I supposed to know how to cook a pizza.


Snooki : oooo its soft, like a baby’s butt (talking about pizza dough).


Ronnie: Snooks made the first pizza pie, came out pretty good. I mean if Snooki can do it, we all can do it, you know what I mean.


Snooki : Mike, she’s really ugly (talking about the girl Situation is talking to).


Jenni “JWOWW”: Is this the Vatican? (An obvious no).


Pauly D : Como se dice “Lost”? (On their way to work at Pizza place).

Sammi “Sweetheart”: It looks like a Domino’s version of Italy pizza.


Pauly D : I’m loud. Is that alright? (yelling at pizza place).


Vinny : She loves hot salami. (talking about Snooki while they’re being taught how to make pizza).


Pauly D : Holy tan line. (Looking at Deena’s booty).


Deena : It’s not my fault that my butts big.


Ronnie: I’m the pimp daddy mac of this whole place.


Mike “The Situation”: Now do you need me to call your friend to pick you up, or, I can definitely give you a taxi (talking to the girl he just smushed).


Snooki : Toodles whore (talking to situations girl).


Pauly D : This match with the gold glasses and the gold watch… yeah buddy, fresh from the feet up.


Snooki : I love Rome… I mean Italy.


Deena : What’s that church called that starts with a v? Ronnie: Vatican, that’s the one that Leonardo de Vinci painted with his hand. Vinny says: I’m pretty sure that was Michael Angelo.


Mike “The Situation”: I’m the type of dude that likes to have a plan b or a backup plan and my back up plan was Brittany.


Mike “The Situation”: Brittany is one of the most DTF chicks I’ve ever met, and she’ll be here in 20 minutes.


Pauly D : Yo Vinny, want some chap-stick? (Get’s up to get Deena off his lap).


Pauly D : Fist pumping pinochio. (Playing with puppet).


Pauly D : Yo, if she still [has] coloring books … she’s too young for you, man.


Vinny : If she’s got a basket on her bicycle… she’s too young for you man.


Pauly D : If she still has the parental controls on her TV … she’s too young for you bro.


Vinny : If she only owns Snow White on DVD … she’s too young for man.


Pauly D : If his Keds still light up … he’s too young for you bro. (Says to Ronnie as Ronnie starts tapping his shoes on the ground).


Pauly D : If she still plays laser tag … she’s too young for you bro. (Jenni speaks out “That’s me”).


Ronnie: F@ck me in the a$$ with a spiked bat. I’d rather not do that. (Talking about getting back with Sammi).


Ronnie: I didn’t get a barber. I got a butcher. (after getting a haircut from Vinny).

Going to Italia – Season 4 Episode 1

Jersey Shore goes to Italy! The best of Season 4 Episode 1 quotes are listed here. If we’ve missed any or you have anything to add, post your comments.


Pauly D : When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. I’m going crazy.

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Snooki : Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then you have like Britain in there and England and Italy.


Deena : I figure an Italian guy in a Vespa is like a hot guy here on a street bike. (Group of girls: “Yeahhhhhh.”)


Deena : In Italy, I’m expecting I’ll bring a guy home, but I won’t do sex, you know, just like figure them out, and then do sex later.


Vinny : No granata per favore. (practicing in front of mirror)


Vinny : This time I’m mature with the beard.


Snooki : I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and it’s like a boot.


Snooki : You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. It’s kind of like another world. I don’t know what goes on in there. (while packing her suitcase)


Snooki : I need panties, unless you want me to go commando. (talking to her boyfriend who is helping her pack a box full of panties. Literally.)


Snooki : I think he’s a little scared with Vinny but I reassued him. It’s definetaly not going to happen. I’m not going to be an idiot and F@ck this up. (while holding garment that reads “I Love Vinny”)


Snooki : We’re trying to get to Italy, then we land and realize we’re in Germany like Dusseldorf.

Mike “The Situation”: Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation.

Mike “The Situation”: The difference between an Italian girl and a Jersey girl is: European girls are more free spirited and I’m excited to find out.

Mike “The Situation”: If she lost some pounds, I’d hit it. (talking about Snooki losing weight)


Jenni “JWOWW”: JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I will be shocked … if I see a guerrilla in Italy.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I wouldn’t cheat on Roger in Italy, but I don’t even think they make 6 foot 4 juice heads with tattoos out there, so nobody has anything to worry about.


Ronnie: Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tch … No more of me and Sammi drama. (you can almost hear a sigh of relief from JS fans.)


Vinny : I’m going to find out the age on consent. (asked about first thing he’s going to do in Italy)


Snooki : I’ve got to convert my money… Is that where I get pesos?


Snooki : I feel like I’m gonna cry… I’m not kidding… I’m not really gonna cry I just feel like crying.


Pauly D : They like when I speak Italian. It’s my Italian-English accent.


Pauly D : Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnie’s not gonna be able to fit through the allies. He’s gonna have to turn himself sideways.


Ronnie : The roommate situation, it’s just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, we’re gonna smush, so let me not get myself into that situation.


Vinny : Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here.


Snooki : My heart is racing and I smell like King Kong’s a@#hole. (after carrying bags up the stairs)


Deena : Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. (talking about how Ronnie used to be her type, but now it’s Pauly D)


Snooki : We should get fake boobs together. I’m scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. It’s annoying.


Pauly D : Oh s$%t, it burnt out. I got a crisis … I almost had a big blow out. (Talking about blow dryer burning out due to difference in current)


Deena : What voltage is it? Cause if that’s 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. (About Pauly’s blow dryer burning out)


Pauly D : That’s breaking. (As Ronnie goes to sit on the side table)

Mike “The Situation” : I thought Snooks was single. (contemplating on the couch. With a touch of regret?)

Sammi “Sweetheart”: Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. It’s like a switch in his head. Like it’s a disease.


Pauly D : I’m gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL.


Pauly D : No more grenade whistle, it’s a grenade horn.


Snooki : Finally I’m useful for something because I’m not useful for anything in this house. I can drive stick. (Snooki talking about being able to drive a stick)


Vinny: The navigation system is in Italian. I don’t think the girls can understand the navigation system in English.


Snooki : Does this mean I stop? (pointing to an Italian road sign)


Deena : No way! I don’t freaking do birds. Like get off me. (After the girls get attacked by pigeons on the porch)


Snooki : These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off.


Vinny: Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. He’s this old guy who doesn’t look like he’s worked out in his life … Yet he knows what he’s talking about. Wax on, wax off. Italian style. (talking about Gym instructor)


Pauly D : I don’t know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like she’s having sex with herself. I don’t know.


Ronnie : She’s gonna f#%k up that situation for this situation. I’m kind of iffy about that. (Snooki and Situation having a fling while she has a boyfriend)


Snooki : Woa… I can see your vagin@ (To JWOWW about her dress)


Pauly D : Holy tet@s (To Deena)


Pauly D : I’m a good time. I’m a blast in a bra. (acting like Deena)


Deena : This is better than DJais. And DJais is my best place… just saying. (Talking about Italy club)


Deena : Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and shaking the butt.

Jersey Shore Season 4 Official Cast Photo

With less than a month until the August 4 premiere, MTV has released the official season 4 cast photo of the Jersey Shore cast!

In the above shot, the cast is all glammed-up for a late-night run through the streets of Florence, Italy where they filmed the fourth season from May to June.

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As reported, the cast only got a one week break before they began filming the fifth season back in Seaside Heights, New Jersey late last month. The new season will debut Aug. 4 on MTV at 10/9c.