The Truth Will Set You Free – Season 5 Episode 9

Trouble is brewing! Episode 9 leaves off with Mike telling Jionni about him and Snooki hooking up. What’s going to happen next? Mike tried to have his boy Unit there, but Unit got too drunk at Karma and ended up in jail. Is Jionni going to believe Mike? We know that Snooki and Jionni stay together because he’s her future baby daddy, but what happens in the mean time? Stay tuned to find out.


Pauly D : You don’t walk around here like you can just take my man on dates (to Snooki).

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Pauly D : Yo, stop trying to get in my man’s pants (to Snooki).


Snooki : Toodle-pants


Pauly D : Whoa phone’s ringing.


Mike “The Situation”: I’m just so good with women, there definitely should be a butter named after me because I’m so smooth.


Mike “The Situation”: It’s now or never. Situation don’t do appointments for next time.


Pauly D : Come to find out she has like her friends this month, and um, it is what it is.


Pauly D : I definitely don’t want her to hang around, take your girl and your tampons with ya.


Mike “The Situation”: In the guido world, protein is like money.


Mike “The Situation”: I’m giving out protein powder, I’m trying to better your life.


Jenni “JWOWW”: Rodger’s coming tonight so I’m gonna go to the sex store.


Sammi “Sweetheart”: I don’t know what’s going on, I just feel like I’m psychic half the time and I got feelings.


Mike “The Situation”: My Shore Store performance is on, you know, mythical proportions today.


Ronnie: Mike’s actually working today, I was surprised.


Pauly D : Is it possible to be too fresh, because if it is, I am and I don’t want you to get drowned out by my freshness.


Vinny : I was killing it in pool yesterday. Pauly D: Yeah… you were playing Snooki.


Pauly D : It’s like couples retreat. I feel like I need to be in a relationship in the house. Vinny: That’s why we’re in a relationship.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I’m so gross I can’t wait to shower.


Vinny : Single gang or die.


Pauly D : Hey I just got pregnant.


Vinny : Dude I just had one of Mike’s babies on my chin. Pauly D: How’s that different from any other night?


Vinny : You didn’t see anything. Say one word to anyone I’ll f#$king kill you (to Sammi).


Pauly D : What’s next on our list of bringing our Shore house back?


Vinny : This is a Shore house, this is not an old age home.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I will make it very special for Rodger on our one year anniversary and of course I’m gonna have sex with Rodger. You know that’s what like old couples do, they have their one time a year.


Pauly D : Look at this guy, where is your tan Vanilla Ice? (to Vinny)


Pauly D : Your sister was nice enough to give you her whole outfit, shoes and all! (to Vinny)


Vinny : Rodger: I loved you in the Dukes of Hazard (to Vinny).


Mike “The Situation”: I can just see the future, I’m situtradamus, this is gonna get bad.

Three Men And A Snooki – Season 4 Episode 9

Snooki and Jionni continue their argument over Snooki being Snooki. Seriously, all of the girls are correct in supporting Snooki by taking note that she is only being herself and Jionni shouldn’t be upset at her behavior. Except for the fact that Snooki ends up with Vinny at the end of the episode which proves Jionni right. We also see Deena blaming her constant dizziness on potentially being pregnant, and Mike stirring up Snooki by telling her that Ronnie urged him to fight Jionni.

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Ronnie: I’m wearing the same jeans I wore the last night out. How do you think I am?


Pauly D : When I know people are hung over … I start yelling, I get loud, and I start messing with people.


Snooki : Como se diche: Where’s my boyfriend?


Snooki : Don’t look at me like I’m a f*ck*n weirdo. I’m heart broken. So let me dance.


Deena : Are you kidding me. I don’t know what’s like been in that toilet.


Snooki : Why did he leave me? Dad: Honey, I understand .. Snooki: No! You don’t understand. (Yelling at her dad because her boyfriend left her?)


Snooki : I need to change myself to f****** get married, I swear.


Snooki : No one can f***** handle me.


Jenni “JWOWW”: You’re not being Sam right now because in 10 minutes you’re gonna change your mind. (The look on Sam’s face is priceless)


Sammi “Sweetheart”: She’s definetly having a Sam moment.


Pauly D : Don’t look at me. (Deena finds pyramid on her bed)


Deena : Ewww. Get it off of me (Vinny chases her nekkid).


Snooki : Obviously, I have a lot of aggression to get out right now. (slams and chokes guy while dancing at club)


Deena : I have an emergency. I need a pregnancy test.


Deena : Everyday I get dizzy. I think that’s why I’ve been, like, freaking out. (Deena feels dizzy?)


Deena : I could go into that bathroom and be pregnant right now.


Jionni: Do I have to accept the fact that my f***** girlfriend was dancing like a pig in front of me?


Jionni: You’re drunk 7 days a week, you’re hooking up with girls, and you’re dancing your underwear out. That’s not you? (talking to Snooki)


Vinny : I told you. My sister took your tweezers.


Ronnie: Mike … sits on the corner with his glasses on and looks like the biggest creep ever.


Jenni “JWOWW”: [Mike’s] just trying to ruin someone’s relationship and get away with it.


Snooki : Can you cuddle without being a freak?