We Are Family – Season 5 Episode 11 (Finale)

The Summer is over at Seaside Heights!! The house is inside out (literally), the girls try to prank the boys but it ends up backfiring, and Mike is starting problems with Deena over her sister and his brother hooking up… perfect ending to another great season! Family will always be family. Until next time…

Pauly D : Three, two, one, and cue the scream…

Pauly D : I wonder what the poor people are doing?

Pauly D : Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

Pauly D : Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

Pauly D : We are prank war champions!

Pauly D : My man Mike can dish but he can’t freaking take it… it’s sad.

Snooki : Mike’s nickname should be changed from “The Situation” to “Bitchuation”

Deena : Oh my god, if they get married or something, I’m gonna be part of Mike’s family… What the hell!

Deena : So I got the lady’s on blast, I call this one devil and this one angel.

Pauly D : Holy boobs!

Pauly D : Yo, that t-shirt’s screaming, “I don’t fit you” (to Vinny).

Vinny : I’m always intrigued to talk to lesbians, you know, we share a common interest in these girls.

Pauly D : Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

Vinny : It’s not everyday that two lesbians want to have a threesome with you, and I’m getting denied the smush room.

Ronnie: Bro, I’m doing you a favor, did you look at these girls, did you look at their faces, one of them looks like Mathew McConaughey.

Pauly D : My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, he’s gonna try to turn these two lesbians straight.

Pauly D : This isn’t gonna be an easy smush, call the cabs when you’re done. It’s gonna take a lot of work, and he’s not gonna get any sleep.

Vinny : This is the moment where heroes are made. They write history books about this s$#t.

Vinny : I’ve been at some really low points this summer. But I just f#$ked two lesbians, life is great.

Vinny : It’s like something on my bucket list to do… well my f#$kit list.

Deena : Do we have like a hurricane shelter?

Pauly D : I don’t want to get lightning in my hair.

Deena : You almost got strucken!

Deena : Oh my god that’s a tornado whistle.

Deena : I’m taking cover. I saw the wizard of oz, I don’t want to be like Dorothy, up swinging all over the freaking sky with my dog and stuff.

Pauly D : I ain’t even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I ain’t even mad!

Deena : Karma’s out of control, it’s like burmp burmp burmpadur.

Mike “The Situation”: I may even spend holidays with Deena. Image that holiday conversation.

Pauly D : It’s like Ronnie’s car on a Friday night (talking about the house being filled with smoke).

Mike “The Situation”: I’m gonna miss wine bottles being thrown at my head. Pauly: I’m gonna miss wine bottles being thrown at your head too.

Pauly D : I had to get my b!t#h back (about Vinny).

Mike “The Situation”: Yeah, of course this is Sammi’s favorite summer. This is the first summer she’s not fighting with Ron every single second.

Pauly D : Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop before they really get hurt.

Vinny : Yo let’s leave here there until next summer (about Deena in the jacuzzi).

Pauly D : It’s my last day here and everybody’s sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and wake this house up.

Jenni “JWOWW”: One thing I will never miss in this house is waking up to Pauly’s “Oh yeah wake up yeah s&$t.”

Vinny : Sam and Rons gone so we got the smush room back.

Vinny : This is you babe, I don’t know how this is gonna fit. Vinny: That’s what she said.

Mike “The Situation”: What I’ve been dying to know for the last three summers is, are Jenni’s boobs real?

Snooki : Bye smush, bye STDs.

Snooki : Up, there’s a piss stain.

Situation Problems – Quotes from S4E11

Poor Mike. This episode he gets alienated from the group. As Vinny points out, just about everything has been thrown at him from at least each of the other cast members. Mike, meanwhile believes everyone is out to get him because he is “strong.”

Vinny : Want to cuddle? (after Snooki got in trouble with her boyfriend)


Deena : Me and Pauly should do sex.

Pauly D : I gotta bring home a girl so Deena doesn’t come into my bed. I’m not trying to smoosh Deena.

Pauly D : Yo, I need to get a girl so Deena doesn’t f*** me tonight.

Unkown girl at club: I”m really shy … I got a d*ldo today!

Pauly D : You’re not supposed to touch a guy’s hair. | Girl: I can touch whatever the f*** I want.

Pauly D : I struck out tonight [and] I see the condition that Deena is in. I, myself, am in trouble!

Deena : Why? [can’t Pauly have sex with her] | Vinny: He’s on his period.

Vinny : Deena is h0rny. Pauly is defitnetly part of the I.F.F. right now.

Pauly D : You’re gonna have all kinds of crazy feelings. I know how girls get.

Vinny : The real reason [Pauly doesn’t want to sleep with Deena] … Pauly doesn’t like meatballs.

Deena : I’m a good f*** … I only have sex with guys that I care about.

Pauly D : I feel bad though. I should have f***** her.

Snooki : All I want to do is drink with my nipple.

Snooki : Usually, when normal people fall they get really embarrased. Me, I just get up, cover up my cuca, and I just start dancing again. Party

doesn’t stop.

Pauly D : Anybody dumm enough to leave a toothbrush on a counter this dirty, deserves it. (it was Mike’s toothbrush)

Deena : Go hard or go home.

Pauly D : Dena, I would knock the dust off that p***** if we weren’t friends

Jenni “JWOWW”: [shakes head in disbelief] | Snooki: Is my vag*** out?

Sammi “Sweetheart”: You’re in mom mode like me. (watching team meatballs dancing)

Mike “The Situation”: I see you! I see you! Mangia … you. [Mike’s fighting words. mangia = eat]

Vinny : Mike only acts tough when there’s people around to hold back the fight.

Pauly D : I’m into girls. I’m not into drama, so I’m ready to go home.

Snooki : My nipp13’s out.

Deena : They were making fun of us. Maybe it was the boobs. (What?)

Deena : I wish bro. I wish bro. (Bartender threw ice cubes at Team Meatballs)

Ronnie: I feel like I’m in a snoopy episode: blah blah blah blah blah

Jenni “JWOWW”: I would rather sleep with Sammi. Go figure.

Snooki : Being kicked out of the club? Meatball problems.

Snooki : Burning your cuca in the Jacuzzi? Meatball problems.

Snooki : We’re not hookers, we’re just from Jersey.

Pauly D : Holy, leopard skin. (upon seeing Snooki)

Pauly D : Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. With me in the house, you don’t need a fire alarm.

Mike “The Situation”: Be a woman. Do something. (talking to Deena)

Deena : I can lose weight for free. You need about 10 grand to fix your face. (to Mike)

Vinny : You know people don’t like you if every day: you get punched in the face, you have to run into a wall, champaign bottles thrown at

your head, and then spatulas.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: Me and Jenni don’t always get along cause we’re b**ches.

Vinny : Let’s give a round of applause to Ron and Sam.

Vinny : MIke brings drama into different situations … We[Vinny/Pauly] are not like that, we’re drama free.

Mike “The Situation”: That’s why they like to gang up against me. Cause I’m strong.

Pauly D : My man Vinny, loves me. We have a bromance.

Mike “The Situation”: I’m locked in the bathroom. Someone want to help me?

Ronnie: [Mike] actually used his head for once. Not like he did on the wall, but he used his head.

Pauly D : Yo, I got the freshest blowout in Firenze.

Deena : I think you have the ONLY blowout.

Mike “The Situation”: You turn around and you know who your friends are … and it’s just me.