Stephanie Zhu – I Should be Miss Jersy Shore UK 2011

I’d probably fit in w the Jersey Shore cast… because when I was an American working in London I applied for the below using the attached blurb…(the night Pauly & Vinny came to kick off JS in the UK at Mahiki), but…

A) Obviously didn’t realize it was for UK citizens
B) Had 3 bottles of alcohol between four of us on a Tuesday
C) Didn’t remember seeing Vinny or Pauly D in life form (only in cardboard cutouts) at the party
D) Lost my wallet at the club and proceeded to have the worst hangover of my life (aka, we were all in our corporate office bathrooms vomiting until 1pm the next day). That hangover is still the benchmark we all use as “CODE BLUE HANG OVER.”

Why I Should be Miss Jersy Shore UK 2011:

I have verbal diarrhea, much like Snooki. I think I am black, because when I tan….I get….black……like Pauly D. I wear booty short panties around like they’re meant to be real pants…..like J Woww. But I am in no way as annoying and stupid as Sammi.

xoxo,

– Stephanie Zhu

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