Is Snooki Really Engaged?

She still hasn’t come out publicly to admit it, but there is a pretty big rock on a certain finger indicating that the question has been popped. Snooki has had a busy couple of weeks. Rumors that she is pregnant have been reported, and now she’s engaged? Ah, the little guidettes grow up so fast now-a-days! Watch out for the bling!



Source: Yahoo TV

The Truth Will Set You Free – Season 5 Episode 9

Trouble is brewing! Episode 9 leaves off with Mike telling Jionni about him and Snooki hooking up. What’s going to happen next? Mike tried to have his boy Unit there, but Unit got too drunk at Karma and ended up in jail. Is Jionni going to believe Mike? We know that Snooki and Jionni stay together because he’s her future baby daddy, but what happens in the mean time? Stay tuned to find out.

Pauly D : You don’t walk around here like you can just take my man on dates (to Snooki).


Pauly D : Yo, stop trying to get in my man’s pants (to Snooki).

Snooki : Toodle-pants

Pauly D : Whoa phone’s ringing.

Mike “The Situation”: I’m just so good with women, there definitely should be a butter named after me because I’m so smooth.

Mike “The Situation”: It’s now or never. Situation don’t do appointments for next time.

Pauly D : Come to find out she has like her friends this month, and um, it is what it is.

Pauly D : I definitely don’t want her to hang around, take your girl and your tampons with ya.

Mike “The Situation”: In the guido world, protein is like money.

Mike “The Situation”: I’m giving out protein powder, I’m trying to better your life.

Jenni “JWOWW”: Rodger’s coming tonight so I’m gonna go to the sex store.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: I don’t know what’s going on, I just feel like I’m psychic half the time and I got feelings.

Mike “The Situation”: My Shore Store performance is on, you know, mythical proportions today.

Ronnie: Mike’s actually working today, I was surprised.

Pauly D : Is it possible to be too fresh, because if it is, I am and I don’t want you to get drowned out by my freshness.

Vinny : I was killing it in pool yesterday. Pauly D: Yeah… you were playing Snooki.

Pauly D : It’s like couples retreat. I feel like I need to be in a relationship in the house. Vinny: That’s why we’re in a relationship.

Jenni “JWOWW”: I’m so gross I can’t wait to shower.

Vinny : Single gang or die.

Pauly D : Hey I just got pregnant.

Vinny : Dude I just had one of Mike’s babies on my chin. Pauly D: How’s that different from any other night?

Vinny : You didn’t see anything. Say one word to anyone I’ll f#$king kill you (to Sammi).

Pauly D : What’s next on our list of bringing our Shore house back?

Vinny : This is a Shore house, this is not an old age home.

Jenni “JWOWW”: I will make it very special for Rodger on our one year anniversary and of course I’m gonna have sex with Rodger. You know that’s what like old couples do, they have their one time a year.

Pauly D : Look at this guy, where is your tan Vanilla Ice? (to Vinny)

Pauly D : Your sister was nice enough to give you her whole outfit, shoes and all! (to Vinny)

Vinny : Rodger: I loved you in the Dukes of Hazard (to Vinny).

Mike “The Situation”: I can just see the future, I’m situtradamus, this is gonna get bad.

Sharp Objects – Season 5 Episode 8

Shark!! Where’s the shark?!?! This week, the roommates decided to take a trip down to the ocean… a few times. First, they all decide to go crabbing and fishing, then Snooki and Deena wanted to break a few laws and get caught in the ocean after dark. On top of that, Mike is actually being a good roommate to Pauly and Vinny? And is Snooki go back to Vinny… again?

Pauly D : I don’t know what’s going on in this guys head right now. You keep it moving, you don’t want to fight with Rodger.


Ronnie: At Karma, you can either walk out the door or get thrown out the door.

Snooki : I’m really excited, you know, to touch his w!#ner and make out and get it in (about Jionni).

Snooki : Honesty, you know, if Jionni’s sick or whatever, I feel bad but I wanna f#$king get it in with my boyfriend, so why the f#$k are you puking right now, let’s have sex.

Jenni “JWOWW”: Rodger: My girl had to poop. I had to wait.

Ronnie: I thought gorillas only ate bananas (to Rodger).

Jenni “JWOWW”: Rodger: Have you met my friend half-pint (about Ronnie).

Jenni “JWOWW”: Rodger: Have you met my friend half-pint (about Ronnie).

Ronnie: I feel like if my girlfriend complained as much as she did, I’d probably lose my phone too (to Rodger).

Jenni “JWOWW”: Rodger: She thought I was gonna call and kiss her ass, it ain’t gonna happen. Alright I gotta go before I get my ass kicked.

Snooki : Jionni’s wasted right now, but I feel like I never see you so lets just f$#king bang it out.

Snooki : A boyfriend’s job is to come over, have sex, and you know, make your girlfriend feel good, and at this point Jionni’s not making me feel good, he’s throwing up and passing out in my bed.

Deena : I mean do you really need talent to fish though? You just throw the thing in the thing.

Deena : Can you imagine though, eight guido’s trying to fish.

Vinny : I already got crabs last night out at Karma.

Jenni “JWOWW”: Got an extra bucket to throw up in (to crab guy).

Pauly D : Yo I’m gonna catch me Sunday dinner.

Jenni “JWOWW”: I caught a guido!

Pauly D : Yo, why can’t I just put Snooki on this hook, catch me a big fish?

Pauly D : Crabs are here!

Jenni “JWOWW”: I don’t even want to say it. Snooki: What? Jenni: I caught crabs.

Mike “The Situation”: Yo this ain’t happening. Guidos ain’t made to fish. I can fish for girls but not f#@king for fish.

Vinny : Mike’s just like, spread-eagle right now in one of his feminine poses.

Deena : I feel like this is like my relationships, not one person wants to grab my bait.

Ronnie: So I let the air out of the boat, arms are flying in the air, there’s meatball sauce everywhere.

Snooki : This boat is sinking and I’ve seen titanic and this is not going to end well.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: Deena is literally trying to get out of three feet of water because there’s sharks in it.

Pauly D : Yo, Snooki’s all through these waters.

Pauly D : You know how you catch a Snooki, pickles!

Mike “The Situation”: He’s working hard in there, his insides are coming out.

Pauly D : She doesn’t talk, but yet stalks.

Pauly D : She’ll work my entire shift at the t-shirt shop just staring at me.

Pauly D : And I’m freaked out because she stares right at me with this like that I can feel burning a hole in my head and it’s messing with my blowout.

Vinny : Oh it stands for Down to Fish (when asked what DTF stands for)

Snooki : I’ll shoot you with a pistol in your f#$king eyeball.

Snooki : Yeah buddy, I know how to work my balls.

Snooki : Even though I lost the bet and I have to wear the bunny suit to Karma, it’s not really a big deal because Lola is like my best friend.

Vinny : I might want to reconsider having sex with you right now. You should just always leave the mask on (to Snooki).

Vinny : Stripper, prostitute, bunny, Lola, is pretty hot tonight, I think.

Deena : Lola is definitely the most popular girl at Karma tonight, I’m a little jealous, I’m gonna have to bring her home tonight for myself.

Mike “The Situation”: I actually am like the hunter and gatherer at the house, when it comes to ladies.

Snooki : I kinda wanna, you know, break a law or two tonight.

Deena : So the only difference between the meatballs and Baywatch right now is the red bathing suits, and David Hasselhoff.

Snooki : Holy buttsack I’m tired.

Snooki : This morning I feel like freaking a$$, like I’m still drunk, but it’s like, you know the drunk where you wanna throw up and you feel disgusting, I’d rather just drink it off.

Snooki : Ronnie looks like s$!t right now and I’m like bro, you’re hung over, we need to go to the bar and fix that.

Ronnie: I just see Snooki’s head floating.

Ronnie: To average people, that’s a mini-bike, to Nicole, that’s like a normal motorcycle.

Pauly D : I got the night shift tonight, it’s me, Situation, and Jenni, so I expect to be doing most of the work.

Jenni “JWOWW”: Pauly, your girl is creeping me out right now. Pauly D: Me too.

Pauly D : This girl is going to kill me, she’s gonna kidnap me, put me in her basement, have me DJ for her, and I’m gonna be MIA, you guys are gonna be looking for me.

Jenni “JWOWW”: Pauly’s stalker officially scares me.

Jenni “JWOWW”: I think the blanket is wrapped around something heavy, it’s either Pauly’s hair, or it’s a chainsaw (about Vanessa).

Pauly D : It’s not Pauly D anymore, it’s gonna be DJ Pauly Dead!

Vinny : If Nicole is breathing and Nicole is conscious, she’s probably talking about sex.

Vinny : I’m on the boardwalk with Nicole wasted right now, and, this is kinda questionable what I’m doing.

Love at the Jersey Shore – Season 5 Episode 7

Love is in the air at the Shore… Or is it too much spray tan and hair gel? Jenni and Rodger have seemed to work things out, Ronnie and Sam haven’t been fighting at all, Snooki has been faithful to Jionni, Deena and Joey hooked up again, Mike may have found love with Paula, oh yeah, and Pauly and Vinny are finally an item!! Could it be that things are too good to be true? What’s Mike planning? It’s just another week at the Shore!

Jenni “JWOWW”: I wasn’t looking at Rodger’s side of things, I was looking at my spoiled a$$*s side.


Deena : Rodger’s like 65 years old, so, he’s not gonna be playing all these baby games.

Vinny : I can’t believe you didn’t go back to your shifts. Snooki: We got drunk that’s why.

Deena : We’re putting some meatball love into this cake.

Deena : Oh my god, we didn’t even put it in (talking about the cake for Danny).

Deena : Then we just lost track of time. I’ll be honest I forgot we were even at work after a while.

Deena : Right now I feel really mad whore with this sleeve. Nobody better mess with me cause I’m tough.

Snooki : No I don’t have rectal bleeding.

Snooki : How you supposed to have fun at the shore without drinking?

Snooki : Say I only had one drink (to the Dr.). Dr: That’s fine. Snooki: I’ll get a nice big strong one.

Mike “The Situation”: I wasn’t totally like running them over with the bus but I was definitely telling Danny like, I don’t know where they are, they should be here.

Snooki : This is freaking retail abuse.

Snooki : I’m too pretty for this $hit.

Mike “The Situation”: I’m actually guilty in this house until proven innocent.

Pauly D : I couldn’t help it, I couldn’t help it! (about eating the cake)

Pauly D : The second I heard Deena go to sleep, I tiptoed right into the kitchen, got myself a spoon, and I ate myself a piece of that cake.

Pauly D : Don’t cook a cake in my house and expect me not to eat.

Deena : I feel kinda bad, that I blamed Mike the whole time for the cake. It’s like, the kid kinda does get blamed for everything.

Mike “The Situation”: I feel like the mean Mike is about to come out, and you’re not gonna like it.

Mike “The Situation”: Looks like the master plan was derailed for another night.

Snooki : Uh I look like a Jersey skank, and I love it.

Snooki : Here comes the shots and this is where it starts.

Snooki : My doctor said not to drink a lot, but I knew it was gonna be so hard not to drink, so I just gave in and I drank, and I drank, and I drank.

Snooki : Honestly, I drank so much that my UTI is drunk, I’m happy, he’s happy, everybody’s happy.

Mike “The Situation”: Paula: Tell me if I have camel toe.

Pauly D : If it’s your birthday, you’re allowed to have camel toe Paula. If it was my birthday, I would have camel toe too.

Pauly D : We just completed the trifecta, gym, tan, laundry.

Vinny : I’m definitely not breaking up with Pauly, we’re in a committed relationship, me and Pauly, we’re gonna take this thing to the next level forever.

Pauly D : Yep, Vinny’s my dude, we’re like the meatballs, except, we’re not meatballs.

Pauly D : Me and Vinny going to muscle maker, it is definitely a date.

Vinny : Hopefully, I get it in later.

Pauly D : This is why I don’t let my man Vinny drive. You only have one job when your driving, hold on to the keys, he couldn’t even do that.

Ronnie: I hear the music and my feet just start going, I got like Gumby ankles.

Mike “The Situation”: I’m definitely flirting with her right now, I’m just gonna keep pushing the envelope until she bends, or blows, one or the other.

Snooki : I have no idea how to speak clock language, so when I say what time is it and someone says it’s quarter past two, just say its two-thirty.

Pauly D : I flipped the script on her, laid down the guilt trip, and now she’s trying to apologize to me and ask why I’m mad at her (about Deena).

Snooki : I have no idea what I’m talking about, I’m not thinking, I’m just talking.

Snooki : I just wanna see Deena and Joey have sex, I mean I’m bored.

Deena : I don’t know if my back hurts from, you know giving up my gold ticket, or Jersey turnpiking so much.

Deena : Joey may have banged my back out of alignment.

Pauly D : Yo if you hurt your back Jersey turnpiking, that’s Deena problems, and I love it.

Mike “The Situation”: I do owe Jionni the truth. I feel bad, you know every time his kissing his girl, you know, he’s like kissing my…

Jenni “JWOWW”: I am wearing this outfit tonight to show Rodger that there are two, big reasons that he is still with me.

Snooki : Don’t let a boob slip.

Jenni “JWOWW”: I’m so paranoid that this dress is gonna snap and my boobs are gonna come popping out.

The Follow Game: Season 5 Episode 6

Relationships, relationships, relationships! Jenni’s having trouble in hers, Vinny’s trying to create one with a lesbionest, Deena’s sister and Mike’s brother are in one, and Pauly’s trying to avoid one with his stalker! More GTL and fist pumping on the shore!

Mike “The Situation”: We’re pretty much finding out who the real trouble maker is… and um… it’s Snooki.


Vinny : I’m taking a crap do you want to shower first?

Deena : Yeah, just go poop and then I’ll go to the shower.

Pauly D : Go poop and I’ll clean that s$!t up for you.

Deena : I hate seeing Jeeni sad, you know she’s been going through a rough time because she misses Rodger, and I know she’s breaking down, but at least she got her hair done, so that’s good.

Vinny : I kinda feel like I’m back in Italy, minus the armpit hair (talking about the packed club).

Vinny : I know that Deanna is probably a sure thing, but she’s still like a five or a six, during the weekend you’re looking for like a seven or an eight.

Vinny : This girl Nikki is like a straight up hot a$$ chick.

Deena : That one is a hundred times better than the other one (to Pauly about Vinny’s girl).

Deena : I’m definitely like the best wing woman ever, I’m dancing with this girl, I’m keeping her away from Vinny and the other girl. I feel like I’m an ultimate good time right now.

Snooki : Jenni left the club, I’m drunk right now and I have no idea what’s going on, so I just walk home.

Snooki : The boardwalk is kinda like a piece of cake when your drunk now because it’s nothing like the cobblestones.

Vinny : I’m feminine, I got soft features, you know what I mean? (to Nikki)

Vinny : I mean, I think I’m a good transition for a lesbian girl.

Vinny : She don’t like f#$king guys (about Nikki).

Ronnie: I mean you’re cute, but you’re not that cute (to Vinny).

Vinny : You got someone to f#$k tonight, you’re good (to Vinny).

Vinny : When you take a lesbian back to the straight team, that is like Christopher Columbus discovering America.

Ronnie: I want Deena on my team. She’s a good team player.

Snooki : I don’t feel good. I need a f#$king therapist, and I need AA meetings.

Snooki : Ouch, you hurt my eyeballs. The sun’s to powerful today.

Snooki : In Arkansas, it’s always dark out. So everything’s dark, always.

Snooki : Something’s going on in my stomach, it’s telling me to poop or throw up.

Pauly D : I got to work with two freaking meatballs, lucky I don’t make a sangwitch.

Deena : Whenever me and Nicole work together, we’re always bad news bears.

Deena : Think it’s gonna be meatball problems today.

Pauly D : Any major changes to the store you have to discuss with me bro (to Danny).

Snooki : No wait don’t run I’m gonna throw up.

Deena : I’m like whatever work get real, I’m over you today. Going to have some fun.

Pauly D : Danny: Alright Pauly, I’m gonna go look for those two f#$king dingbats right now (about the meatballs).

Deena : Right now Danny is being such an annoying.

Pauly D : Danny has no control over these meatballs whatsoever.

Pauly D : A brand new stocker, she’s crazy, HELP!

Pauly D : Man, it’s the stalker of all stalkers, I cannot look to my right without this girl being there.

Vinny : She wants to be a stalker, she don’t want to be your girls she like wants to be your stalker.

Deena : We should’ve been strippers.

Vinny : We think that she snuck a GPS system into Pauly’s blowout.

Pauly D : It’s a war out there as it is, but me and Vinny are putting grenades on each other.

Pauly D : Fair to say Vinny won this battle, but he will not win the war.

Mike “The Situation”: Right now I am keeping my friends close and my enemies’ closer.

Snooki : Yea we’re team crazypants.

Snooki : So how do you play? Ronnie: You get it in the hole. Snooki: That’s what she said.

Jenni “JWOWW”: How is there a pretzel in my makeup?

Pauly D : You saw Dina’s vag!n@.

Deena : I don’t know if I’m really pleased with being in Mike’s family, he’s been nice so far but, a leopard never sheds its stripes.

Deena : Till he proves me wrong, I will always be on my toes when it comes to Mike.

Nothing But Nice : Jersey Shore Quotes S5E5

Vinny’s back. All is back to normal, except Mike makes the extra effort to be especially nice to everyone in the house but feels like everyone is still plotting against him. Snooki meanwhile struggles with nature’s call. The cast members later play a joke on Snooki who has the memory of a fish, according to Ronnie.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: We barged into Vinny’s house like we were a SWAT team.


Pauly D : I got my boyfriend back! I get the smush room!

Vinny : I’m trying to get laid tonight!

Deena : Merp, Merp, Merrrp, Merrrp, MERP! We needed Vinny back in this house.

Snooki : [Speaking and looking at herself in the mirror] Don’t judge me!

Mike “The Situation”: [Getting tattoes on forearms saying] Loyalty and Betrayal. Yeah, so [I] always remember who [had my] back and

who didn’t.

Ronnie: Mike knows nothing about loyalty and knows everything about betrayal.

Snooki : I f******* peed on myself. [at club Karma]. I got excited dancing with my girls and I legit peed myself. Don’t tell anybody.

Snooki : I need perfume… Honestly, I don’t care… that’s still considered a shower [spraying lots of perfume on self].

Snooki : Don’t call me dirty. I’m not dirty. I smell phenomenal.

Deena : [to Vinny] I Love You! | Vinny: All right. | Deena: Say it back.

Snooki : Party foul times ten. [throwing her underwear into trash]

Deena : I got electrocuted. Does that mean you get all f**** up? | Sammi: What do you mean?

Deena : I think wall electrocutions are electronic. | Sammi: You just got a little zap.

Pauly D : If you look up the word too much swag in the dictionary… It’ll be a great big picture of my face.

Snooki : OMG! I should be on the fashion runway.

Snooki : Something funky is going on. Like, I can’t control my bladder.

Snooki : UTI doesn’t stand for Ultimate Tanning Institute…

Snooki : I have UTI and it hurts like balls … Or I’m pregnant.

Deena : We’re actually dressed pretty well. Nothing’s showing.

Pauly D : [talking to Ronnie] You can’t play baseball. You have too much bicep.

Snooki : [at batting cage] I hate balls thrown at me. I just want them in my …

Snooki and Deena: Fun Cab! You’re in the fun cab! [jumping up and down]

Mike “The Situation”: Gym, Tan, I need some Clearasil.

Jenni “JWOWW”: All I see is Mike’s pants unzipped and his wiener barely hanging out. What the hell is going on?

Vinny : I swear to god it’s talking to me bro.

Jenni “JWOWW”: That’s why I’m weirded out and starting at Ronnie

Mike “The Situation”: I feel like it’s time to be bad. Instead of “The Situation” it’s “The Confrontation”

Deena : I’m going to lure them in, and she’ll ransack them. Is that a word? Ransack?

Pauly D : Snooki is this super sex crazed bunny. Scary.

Ronnie: It’s a memory game and we know Snooki has the memory span of a fish.

Snooki : This is a weird game but I’ll play it.

Pauly D : Snooki is covered in back soot and it’s the best day of my life.

Deena : Mike is definetly Jekyll and Hyde.

Mike “The Situation”: We’re finding out who the real trouble maker is … and it’s Snooki.

Free Vinny: Season 5 Episode 4

New roommates?? Danny’s fed up with the roommates not showing up to work on time and sleeping in the back room (Jenni and Mike anyone?). With Vinny gone, and now Mike disappearing, he’s threatening to hire new employees and put them in the house! But just when things look like they’re turning for the worst, Mike comes back! Wild hookups, birthday parties, strippers, oh yeah, and did we mention VINNY’S BACK!!!!

Deena : Me and you, we have to interview the strippers.


Deena : We definitely need at least two strippers to pull this party off.

Snooki : We made a cake for Pauly and not Mike… that’s what you get for being a d@#chebag.

Snooki : This is my family and I don’t want anyone coming in the house and f$#king anything up because I will kill you, I don’t care if I’m small, I will kick you.

Snooki : New roommates?

Mike “The Situation”: I’m very sensitive.

Pauly D : Where’s the other meatball?

Snooki : I’m honestly ready to make sales.

Pauly D : Right now I’m working with the meatballs, and I’m expecting them to slack off, but they’re really pulling together and working hard, I don’t know how long it’s gonna last.

Snooki : I’m gonna walk like this now… you don’t mess with me… would you fight me?

Snooki : Pauly, can you teach me how to walk hard, like gangster.

Pauly D : Can’t teach swag you’re just born with it.

Deena : I got it, just walk like you’re not trying to walk hard.

Deena : Meatball power!

Snooki : Meatball power!

Jenni “JWOWW”: Dude, you’re not directing porn (to guy arranging strippers).

Jenni “JWOWW”: Four over the hill and six boobs.

Ronnie: I’m gonna try not to be late to work but the title on my watch already tells me I’m gonna be late to work, after Danny already bitched us out for not working hard.

Mike “The Situation”: Danny: This guy shows up out of uniform and late. Mike: But I still look good though.

Ronnie: We’re gonna go get coffee together he says (about Mike and new girl at the shop).

Jenni “JWOWW”: If I rip down the help wanted sign, there will be no more interviews, and therefore, there will be no more possibilities of getting new roommates.

Jenni “JWOWW”: What’s a good name for Danny since he’s being a d$#che?

Mike “The Situation”: Help wanted, see the old dude. Jenny: They might think it’s you.

Snooki : I’m gonna show off my tat. Don’t mess with me in here Party Lane.

Snooki : Let’s have bunny sex (to Deena).

Snooki : If we need freaking bunny suits to bring life to this house, that’s when we know we have problems.

Ronnie: I asked Pauly, Pauly you drinking tonight, and he’s like I’m probably gonna take it easy… that’s what you think.

Mike “The Situation”: It’s pretty hard to surprise me, you know I’m pretty paranoid.

Pauly D : This is the best cake I’ve had in my life.

Mike “The Situation”: It went from a nightmare to a dream because actually the chicks were cute.

Pauly D : I got cakes, I got strippers, I got my friends, this is the best day of my life.

Mike “The Situation”: I’m having fun with this blonde stripper right now, um so much fun I might even take her home.

Pauly D : And I told this chick, I would like to get in my birthday suit with you, and she’s down.

Mike “The Situation”: I have no idea why this stripper is worrying about socks.

Pauly D : Yeaaa Buddy! Birthday sex, everybody should get laid on their birthday.

Mike “The Situation”: What a nightmare what a night (as stripper is leaving).

Mike “The Situation”: I don’t even remember this stripper’s name. Could’ve been Indeeda, because I need a cigarette, I need some French toast, you know what, I need you to get the hell out of here.

Snooki : The bunny costume is f#$king awesome, just because it looks like a serial killer.

Snooki : I love flowers and their long stems, and that’s like expensive.

Pauly D : So we go downstairs it’s like mad dark, but like ten seconds into the club where the crowd was, bang, I see like these two girls like rolling around on the ground and I’m like oh s#$t, chick fight, then I look over and I’m like holy s#$t it’s Sam!

Ronnie: Sam getting into a fight, that’s some scary s#$t, and I just don’t know what to do right now.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: You don’t yank my newly weave, that I just got.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: I was always to like self defend myself, I will take down the world if I feel like somebody touched me the wrong way.

Deena : We’re just trying to, you know, do sex, and this freaking clock keeps going off.

Mike “The Situation”: There’s a hundred percent chance that Paula’s gonna get a second date.

Snooki : I mean if I was a guy, I would f#$k Paula. Hello, she’s hot.

Pauly D : Yo forget this, let’s go get Vinny. I can’t take it anymore.

Pauly D : Let’s go to his house and get the little b@$tard.

Pauly D : Everybody’s down, everybody’s down, we’re going to get my boyfriend.

Snooki : We’re going to Staten Island and kidnapping you’re a$$ b#$ch!

Pauly D : We’re going to get my boy back… today.

Pauly D : Today’s GTGVB, gym, tan, get Vinny back.

Deena : This like blows d#$k for skittles right now.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: We barge into Vinny’s house like we are a swat team.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: I hope Vinny’s like home right now, because this would be bad if he wasn’t home and we’re just like roaming through his house.

Ronnie: I have no idea what Vinny’s tattoo means, it looks cool, no f#$king idea what it means.

Pauly D : He’s got something on his chest, that’s a lot of balls.

Vinny : I’m trying to get laid tonight!

Jenni “JWOWW”: He has a white a$$, tan you’re a$$, oh my god.

Snooki : I think I saw a ball.

Dropping Like Flies : Season 5 Episode 3

Pauly D’s buddy, Vinny, taps out. He’s been feeling down ever since returning from Italy. After a get together with family members, he starts feeling overwhelming anxiety and decides to leave the house. Ronnie wears skinny jeans to honor Vinny, Pauly D hooks up with a tattooed chick. On Pauly’s (and Mike’s) B-day, Mike gets no love from the house members and it appears to saddened him to the point where he also leaves? Dropping Like Flies.

Pauly D : I just want to grab onto my dude and go ‘Don’t Go, Don’t Go, Don’t Leave Me.’


Pauly D : At this point, my man leaves me. I gotta go tell the rest of the household that he may not be coming back.

Jenni “JWOWW”: That was the last thing I thought was gonna happen.

Jenni “JWOWW”: Deena overreacts about everythings … Hearing that Vinny stubbed his toe, she might have cried.

Mike “The Situation”: I’m like a shopper at a store, I see something I like and it’s ‘Come with me’.

Pauly D : I would have used the grenade camera on the girl Situation brought home but I had to get this cute girl to get it in for my man Vinny.

Vinny : I had to come home. Mom: Okay. That’s good.

Vinny : I had a lot of anxiety over there, so… I had to deal with it over here, you know. It wasn’t the right environment for me to be in… it was

too much.

Mike “The Situation”: We got Situation nation coming down tonight.

Snooki : We’re not going to remember it. We’re probably gonna make out. Team Meat Balls!

Snooki : I feel like today is a perfect Meat Ball day. Let’s just get wasty pants.

Snooki : Oh my God, I’m going to get in so much trouble. Jionni’s going to kill me.

Deena : We met this awesome gay guy. You’re gay right? I love gay men. Love them! I can hang out with gay men all freaking day.

Snooki : I’m mad drunk right now. | Deena: Can you walk at all?

Deena : You know it’s bad when I’m the sober one.

Deena : Now’s it’s two meat balls on the loose and we’re completely not in the state of mind we should be.

Snooki : [regarding Aztec clubbers] We’re the f****** veterans and I’ll show you how it’s done.

Deena : At that point, once we fell, I felt there’s no coming back from this one.

Mike “The Situation”: [to Deena] Your a** is hanging out. Are you for real. What corner was you working tonight?

Snooki : Deena’s hair is f****** disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off.

Deena : It’s like fingerprints, how are you going to tell a guidette apart without her extensions?

Ronnie: In memory of Vinny, I’m rocking skinny jeans.

Pauly D : [about tattooed chick] She’s ready to go. No work involved.

Pauly D : I’m going to smash this tattooed chick in my man Vinny’s bed. In honor of my man Vinny for leaving the house.

Mike “The Situation”: I’m tired of being the bad dude, I don’t know if I can do it anymore.

Mike “The Situation”: Gym Tan Tell the truth.

Pauly D : [about tattooed chick] This girl is Vinny’s type to a T… So I smooshed her as a perfect way to honor Vinny.

Pauly D : [on the phone] How are you? | Girl: Fine | Pauly: How are the Kids? | Girl: Huh? | Pauly: Can I have a cab?

Mike “The Situation”: [to Shore Store customer] You need any help? She’s right there [points to Snooki sleeping].

Bosnian Girl: [gives number to The Situation] I want grill cheese. In the morning. No Crust.

Pauly D : [to Vinny] I smooshed a girl in your bed. She was a couger with tattoes.

Pauly D : This Bosnian chick is so persistent. This chick must want to do something.

Deena : Even though I look like a nut case, I’m really a good girl.

Pauly D : [to Bosnian girl] You can come to bed or I can call you a cab. It’s up to you.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: Pauly is about to go to bed and this poor girl looks like a lost puppy. She doesn’t know what to do with herself.

Bosnian Girl: Can we just talk in the room? | Pauly D: I’ll call the cab.

Pauly D : I have NO TIME to talk to anybody at 4 in the morning. It should be against the law to come to my house at 4 in the morning on my birthday and not give me birthday sex.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: I actually like Paula. She might be dirty, grimy, and disgusting but she’s just a nice girl.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: Who does this girl think she is .. You’re not DTF with Pauly? Really, you’re DTF with Mike? That’s absourd, that’s just


Mike “The Situation”: [about Paula] She’s like Triple A. You call her and she’s there.

Pauly D : My mother pulled together and made it happen. She brought my barber here to cut my hair for my birthday. Best gift I’ve had in my


Deena : I know I’m not the smartest crayon… [but] we can make a party.

Ronnie: The lobster the size of snookie.

Mike “The Situation”: Of course, the girls made Pauly a cake. I must be the devil in this house… Pauly’s the good guy, and it seems I’m the bad

guy a lot of the times.

Snooki : Uh, my a** is, like, protruding… Protruding. The word of the day. Use it.

Mike “The Situation”: I wear my heart on my sleeve and it hurts me to think that people don’t care.

Snooki : Dropping like flies. [Vinny left, now Mike leaves?]