One Meatball Stands Alone – Season 5 Episode 10

Mike told Jionni… and… nothing. Jionni is very trusting of his now soon-to-be wife. Although Jionni brushed it off, Snooki didn’t! She exploded and a full on food fight erupted. Could it be guilty anger?? Mike isn’t Snooki’s only relationship on the rocks. Deena seems to have been pushed to the side now that Jionni is in the picture and Deena is starting to feel the pain of rejection. Oh yeah, and how could we forget, while most of the roommates went camping, Pauly and Vinny stayed behind.. and FLIPPED THE HOUSE INSIDE OUT!!

Mike “The Situation”: Another man tells you that your girl cheated on you, and you don’t say nothing at all.

Jionni: Did I rise? Snooki: Did you? (feeling Jionni)

Ronnie: It’s like, how you doing, Jionni, this morning? Bacon, egg, and cheese? Your girl blew me… ok awesome. (about Mike)

Snooki : Actually no because I want you to go f#$king die and rot in a hole. Mike: That’s not very nice Nicole.

Mike “The Situation”: Don’t throw those pickles, they’re fresh. (to Snooki)

Pauly D : In Jionni’s head right now, he won’t say this because he’s a pu$$y, but, ‘I don’t give a $h!t who she bangs I’m banging everybody on my side anyway’.

Mike “The Situation”: They’re meant to be, he took it on the chin just like she did.

Snooki : Me and Jionni are getting married I feel, when he proposes. And I don’t know when that is but he better do it within the future.

Snooki : Ok it’s on like Donkey Kong b!$ch.

Vinny : The food fight is not fun anymore, it is personal.

Pauly D : Watch my freshies, watch my freshies (as he lays on his shoes).

Mike “The Situation”: Listen, I can’t hear you your mouth is full of s$!t kinda like another time.

Vinny : All the sudden my name gets brought into the conversation… Like what th f#$k did we do?

Snooki : I feel like I still smell like ketchup.

Snooki : A bonjo. Deena: Yeah like a banjo. Snooki: A bango.

Pauly D : Sometimes you gotta put sleeping aside bro, get your GTL on.

Vinny : Deena, sit down here you little b!$ch.

Vinny : That’s right, you ask him, then he asks me, then I tell you.


Pauly D : Busted, big time, you’re dead (when Jenni’s on the phone with Joey).

Pauly D : My man Vinny um felt hungry, and wanted a big snack. Because he wanted a little bit of a thicker chick I guess. I wanted to back up my man, so I brought home two chicks just in case.

Vinny : I choose to stick with the thick girl over the cute girl that Pauly brings home because hot girls are boring a lot of the times. They sit there, ‘I’m hot I don’t have to do anything’, I want some variety in my diet.

Pauly D : I’m not into the whole, sleeping outside, no bathroom, no mirror, can’t do my blowout.

Pauly D : Me and Vinny just wanted the house to ourselves, because we’re gonna prank the s@#t outta them.

Ronnie: You got some uh, camping tents?

Mike “The Situation”: It takes a lot to pitch my tent.

Ronnie: Mike’s tent is immaculate, I can’t believe he has the brain span to actually build a good tent.

Ronnie: I’m from the Bronx, ok. The closest thing I see to people camping out side are homeless people.

Pauly D : This kiddy pool is no joke, but, team work makes the dream work.

Pauly D : Not bad for a DJ and a couple of t-shirt pressers.

Deena : Mike put down the freaking fire. He’s like one of those people, a hermaphrodite or whatever it is.

Jenni “JWOWW”: Are you in your paranoid state Mike?

Mike “The Situation”: I keep hearing noises. Jenni: Because we’re in the woods. Mike: That’s true.

Mike “The Situation”: There is no gym, there is no tanning salon, and you can’t do your laundry (about camping).

Pauly D : We changed the whole house inside out. We put the inside outside, the outside inside, the inside outside, the outside inside, so now our inside deck is now our outside deck and our outside deck is now our inside deck . Basically, we pranked the whole house. I told them not to go camping.

Vinny : This is where warriors are made of right here.