Well my name is Diane, and I like to drink a lot and I smoke cigarettes. And I love to have fun when I drink and I love jersey shore a lot. And I work at homegoods in Gahanna, Ohio. I do have a little bit of a up-state New York in me. My dad is from up-state New York. I do sometimes tell people how it is. Like I would say “what the f*#k are you doing, ur being an a**hole” and when riding the car I would think “what the f*ck*ng hell are you doing you f*ck*ng a**hole learn how to drive.” So I that is why I think I should be on jersey shore.
– Diane White