Damage is Done – Season 4 Episode 10

Gym, Tan, Drama! That about sums it up. As the guys go to visit Vinny’s family in Sicily, the girls set out on their own adventure to a few wineries in Tuscany, but the just because they are all getting a little break away from the house, the drama doesn’t end. Mike is crafting evil plans to find out who is ratting on him in the house, Snooki hooked up with Vinny an hour after getting off the phone with Jionni, and Jionni already switched his Facebook status to single! GTD… Gym, Tan, Drama.

Snooki : What the f#%k just happened? What did you just do? (talking about hooking up with Vinny)

Snooki : You never get me up at 7 o’clock in the morning but I’m up, and you know why I’m up, because I f#$king slept in Vinny’s bed last night.

Snooki : It was a rebound reaction.

Snooki : Crazy pants… you’re crazy pants! (Yelling about Mike)

Snooki : I want to hairspray him in the face right now (talking about Mike).

Mike “The Situation”: She’s like the fugitive right now, and I’m harboring information.

Jenni “JWOWW”: I’m so tired right now you crazy whore (to Snooki).

Snooki : They better have mimosas at this f$#king breakfast because if they don’t, I’m going back to Jersey.

Snooki : I didn’t do anything. Yeah I watching f#$king Ryder get with his friend, and that was hot, whatever, but I didn’t hook up with Mike.

Mike “The Situation”: Snooki turned from about 4 foot nine to about 2 foot nine.

Snooki : I love mimosas. JWOWW: I love sleep.

Mike “The Situation”: Gym, Tan, Drama today GTD.

Mike “The Situation”: Pretty much my master plan is Gym, Tan, Who’s the rat.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: Calling your friend to call her boyfriend, that’s f#$ked up, that’s a d!$k move. (To Mike)

Snooki : When people function in the morning this early, this isn’t real life, I feel like it’s a video game.

Snooki : Oh my god I just saw a nun.

Snooki : Como Se Dice this f#$king sucks b@lls!?!

Pauly D : I don’t understand the drama or whatever mike’s intentions were but I’m just sitting here with my popcorn in my hand waiting for this s$it to pop off.

Pauly D : Mike’s dodging everything like the matrix.

Pauly D : I’ve roomed with Vinny before, I know what it sounds like when he gets in, I know what goes down, and um, they got it in.

Mike “The Situation”: This is definitely my most well thought out evil plan.

Deena : We decided we’re going to go to Tuscany on a wine tour, we’re gonna drink some wine, get some drunk.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: Eww, Nicole, did you fart? Snooki: Yeah.

Mike “The Situation”: This is definitely some mafia type s$it (talking about being in Sicily).

Ronnie: We pull up and it’s a ranch. I’m like, 4 guideos in the woods… I don’t know about that.

Snooki : It really was haunted, I could feel… I got the vibe (talking about winery).

Pauly D : This is the best day of my life on the camera (taking pictures of old pictures of Vinny).

Snooki : Cool, history, boooo. You know, like I’m not into geography anymore, give me f#$king wine.

Snooki : She being the worst best friend (about Jwoww).

Deena : Like I was right there and I was thinking in my head that they did do sex but I’m not gonna put her on blast like that.

Deena : I would say us girls definitley went through like 10 bottles of wine.

Snooki : Oh dad, please answer or I’m gonna kill you.

Snooki’s Dad : Well, I can tell you this, he did change his Facebook status to single (on the phone with Snooki).

Snooki : Oh my god!!! He changed his Facebook status to single, yeah that means it’s official!

Snooki : I really honestly didn’t think we had sex, I blacked out a little bit, what are you gonna do.

Vinny : My d#$k was cuddling with you p#$$y. (to Snooki)