And The Wall Won – Season 4 Episode 5
The “big” fight has finally happened. Looks like they should have been airing commercials about Mike versus the Wall instead! Sammi and Ronnie are back at it and it seems like it is getting worse by the minute. Snooki and her boyfriend are getting along, but will it last? And as always, Pauly D and Vinnie are staying FTD. Season 4 in Italy is starting to heat up. Looks like the break did the cast good, they got along great for a while, but tensions are are starting to rise! Mike “The Situation”: He didn’t hurt me, there was not one scratch on my pretty face. All those muscles, didn’t do s*#t too me (talking about fight with Ron) Vinny : Your boy’s been waiting to do that for so long (to Pauly about Ron and Mike...
The Calm before the Storm – Season 4 Episode 4
In Season 4 Episode 4 of Jersey Shore, we see Ronnie and Sammi acting like a loving couple. He buys her gifts, they have dinner, etc. They actually start to look like a normal couple. However, that is simply the “calm before the storm” as Sammi quickly turns jealous for no valid reason and starts up drama when Ronnie is dancing and having a good time at the Yab club. Afterwards, Sammi was trying to save face by putting the spotlight on Mike’s earlier comments (which were unrelated to the night’s events). The episode is actually titled “Crime and Punishment” but it seems we have to wait until next week to actually see Ronnie handing out some “justice.” Mike “The Situation”: It was supposed to be a...
Twinning – Season 4 Episode 3
MTV’s Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 3 quotes are here. This episode we see Mike with the Twins, and Deena and the Twins, and Vinny and the Twins. Let’s just say, everyone and the Twins. Twinning! Mike and Snooki’s 2 month fiasco also comes out and we get a preview of next week’s dialogue between Ronnie and Mike. Mike “The Situation”: I have to call a cab (about Brittany). Mike “The Situation”: Brittany is one of the most DTF chicks I’ve ever met, and now I’m like exhausted. Snooki : I’m supposed to be wearing glasses but I’m not doing that because I’ll look ugly. Snooki : Ron can’t read a map because you know, Ron’s Ron. Snooki : I want you guys to have sex (about Ron and Sammi). Deena :...
Jersey Shore Expressions, Abbreviations, Acronyms, Definitions, GTL, DTF, FTD, DTF, GFA, IFF, GFF, MIA
What does GTL mean? What does DTF stand for? Jersey Shore Definitions, Expressions, Abbreviations, GTL, GFF, GFA, DTF, FTD, IFF, DTS, MIA, MVP all explained. Expressions made famous by Nicole “Snooki”, DJ Pauly D, Jenni “JWOWW”, and the rest of Jersey Shore Cast! What does GTL mean? Gym, Tanning, Laundry Example: Make sure you GTL before you hit the clubs. What does FTD stand for? Fresh To Death Example: You gotta stay FTD. What does GFA mean? Grenade Free America Example: My dream is to live in a GFA. What does GFF stand for? Grenade Free Foundation Example: Be sure to support your local GFF. What does IFF stand for? I’m F*cked Foundation Example: If you cheat on your girl, in public, you’re officially in the...
Like More Than a Friend – Season 4 Episode 2
Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 2 – Like More Than A Friend Things are heating up in Italy! The best of Season 4 Episode 2 quotes are listed here. If we’ve missed any or you have anything to add, post your comments. Pauly D : We ended up making out. It was fine, she’s a good kisser im a good kisser (about Deena). Vinny : In the words of Pauly D, this is the best day of my life ( after Dauly kisses Deena). Deena : My game plan is: flirt with Pauly, make out with him a couple of times, then who knows, maybe his Italian sausage will be in my *#$%. Snooki : He just keeps touching me its gross (referring to Mike “The Situation”). Snooki : Please f@$# Deena (to Pauly). Pauly D : I’m probably going to but, i’m...
Going to Italia – Season 4 Episode 1
Jersey Shore goes to Italy! The best of Season 4 Episode 1 quotes are listed here. If we’ve missed any or you have anything to add, post your comments. Pauly D : When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. I’m going crazy. Snooki : Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then you have like Britain in there and England and Italy. Deena : I figure an Italian guy in a Vespa is like a hot guy here on a street bike. (Group of girls: “Yeahhhhhh.”) Deena : In Italy, I’m expecting I’ll bring a guy home, but I won’t do sex, you know, just like figure them out, and then do sex later. Vinny : No granata per favore. (practicing in front of mirror) Vinny : This time...
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