MTV’s Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 3 quotes are here. This episode we see Mike with the Twins, and Deena and the Twins, and Vinny and the Twins. Let’s just say, everyone and the Twins. Twinning! Mike and Snooki’s 2 month fiasco also comes out and we get a preview of next week’s dialogue between Ronnie and Mike.
Mike “The Situation”: I have to call a cab (about Brittany).
Mike “The Situation”: Brittany is one of the most DTF chicks I’ve ever met, and now I’m like exhausted.
Snooki : I’m supposed to be wearing glasses but I’m not doing that because I’ll look ugly.
Snooki : Ron can’t read a map because you know, Ron’s Ron.
Snooki : I want you guys to have sex (about Ron and Sammi).
Deena : Deena is on a mission to find a frisking Italian man.
Deena : He actually speaks well English (to the waiter).
Snooki : I have no idea what the f@ck your saying (to trainer).
Deena : He’s cute out of his little waiter uniform (about waiter).
Snooki : Firenze! Wait. Is Firenze, Florence?
Pauly D : I’m twinning (about The Situation’s twins).
Deena : How do you say easy girl… I’m not that.
Pauly D : Yo. She wants to get it in (talking about Deena and her Italian friend).
Snooki : Alright dad I’ll call you back after Mike tries to get his booty call on.
Vinny : Well be right here eating popcorn while you guys get it in (to Deena).
Vinny : I have to sleep in your bed because Deena is f*cking in my room.
Brittany: Is Mike there? (Ronnie hangs up)
Mike “The Situation”: I turn around and I see the twins.
Pauly D : She wants to know where she put her toothbrush (making excuse as to why Twin are there).
Pauly D : Wanna try for something, two hot twins in a threesome is worth trying for.
Mike “The Situation”: A three some is not a simple task to accomplish, but then again The Situation does the impossible.
Sammi “Sweetheart”:Look how romantical that is (at Sunset).
Ronnie: I need a mint, you have any Altoids? (to Sammi after kissing her)
Snooki : So your legit like a couple… can I tell everyone (about Ronnie and Sammi).
Vinny : Ron and Sam are back together and we set ourselves back months and months of progress.
Pauly D : I said if Ron and Sam get back together, I’ll kill myself, when your thinking suicide in someone else’s relationship, that’s how bad it is.
Pauly D : I turn around and see both twins and I’m like holy f@%king stokes.
Snooki : Twinning!
Mike “The Situation”: I put the groundwork in with these twins and it looks like I’m gonna have a little threesome tonight.
Snooki : I’m trying to set up a threesome with the two girls (twins) and Mike.
Ronnie: Hey Guys! Deena’s making out with the twin right now.
Deena : When you’re drunk, sometimes you just make out with girls…
Pauly D : This is a full blow lesbianic experience right now (about Deena and the twin).
Mike “The Situation”: It was supposed to be a manaje twin … I was supposed to be Twinning.
Mike “The Situation”: I’m upset but not too upset because I still have one twin.
Snooki : Deena’s being lesbianic tonight.
Snooki : If I saw you in a bar and wanted to be lesbianic, I’d make out with you (to the twin).
Mike “The Situation”: I think she’s like … selfish (about Deena).
Vinny : I thought she was gonna get with Mike, I thought she was gonna get with Deena, I didn’t know who this chick was gonna get with, but
somehow she ends up on top of me.
Deena : That’s weird though, she just jumps bed to bed (about the twin).
Snooki : I don’t want to be friends with you, I don’t like you, I can’t even look at you right now! (about Mike “The Situation”).
Mike “The Situation”: Everybody knows The Situation is not a liar.
Snooki : Mike you’re a f#$king douche bag, I hate you, I f*@king hate you.
Deena : This is not me, this is not what I do, I like p*#is (about the twin).