Love at the Jersey Shore – Season 5 Episode 7
Love is in the air at the Shore… Or is it too much spray tan and hair gel? Jenni and Rodger have seemed to work things out, Ronnie and Sam haven’t been fighting at all, Snooki has been faithful to Jionni, Deena and Joey hooked up again, Mike may have found love with Paula, oh yeah, and Pauly and Vinny are finally an item!! Could it be that things are too good to be true? What’s Mike planning? It’s just another week at the Shore! Jenni “JWOWW”: I wasn’t looking at Rodger’s side of things, I was looking at my spoiled a$$es side. Deena : Rodger’s like 65 years old, so, he’s not gonna be playing all these baby games. Vinny : I can’t believe you didn’t go back to your shifts. Snooki: We got drunk that’s why. Deena :...
The Follow Game: Season 5 Episode 6
Relationships, relationships, relationships! Jenni’s having trouble in hers, Vinny’s trying to create one with a lesbionest, Deena’s sister and Mike’s brother are in one, and Pauly’s trying to avoid one with his stalker! More GTL and fist pumping on the shore! Mike “The Situation”: We’re pretty much finding out who the real trouble maker is… and um… it’s Snooki. Vinny : I’m taking a crap do you want to shower first? Deena : Yeah, just go poop and then I’ll go to the shower. Pauly D : Go poop and I’ll clean that s$!t up for you. Deena : I hate seeing Jeeni sad, you know she’s been going through a rough time because she misses Rodger, and I know she’s breaking down, but at least she got her hair done,...
Nothing But Nice : Jersey Shore Quotes S5E5
Vinny’s back. All is back to normal, except Mike makes the extra effort to be especially nice to everyone in the house but feels like everyone is still plotting against him. Snooki meanwhile struggles with nature’s call. The cast members later play a joke on Snooki who has the memory of a fish, according to Ronnie. Sammi “Sweetheart”: We barged into Vinny’s house like we were a SWAT team. Pauly D : I got my boyfriend back! I get the smush room! Vinny : I’m trying to get laid tonight! Deena : Merp, Merp, Merrrp, Merrrp, MERP! We needed Vinny back in this house. Snooki : [Speaking and looking at herself in the mirror] Don’t judge me! Mike “The Situation”: [Getting tattoes on forearms...
Free Vinny: Season 5 Episode 4
New roommates?? Danny’s fed up with the roommates not showing up to work on time and sleeping in the back room (Jenni and Mike anyone?). With Vinny gone, and now Mike disappearing, he’s threatening to hire new employees and put them in the house! But just when things look like they’re turning for the worst, Mike comes back! Wild hookups, birthday parties, strippers, oh yeah, and did we mention VINNY’S BACK!!!! Deena : Me and you, we have to interview the strippers. Deena : We definitely need at least two strippers to pull this party off. Snooki : We made a cake for Pauly and not Mike… that’s what you get for being a d@#chebag. Snooki : This is my family and I don’t want anyone coming in the house and f$#king anything up...
Dropping Like Flies : Season 5 Episode 3
Pauly D’s buddy, Vinny, taps out. He’s been feeling down ever since returning from Italy. After a get together with family members, he starts feeling overwhelming anxiety and decides to leave the house. Ronnie wears skinny jeans to honor Vinny, Pauly D hooks up with a tattooed chick. On Pauly’s (and Mike’s) B-day, Mike gets no love from the house members and it appears to saddened him to the point where he also leaves? Dropping Like Flies. Pauly D : I just want to grab onto my dude and go ‘Don’t Go, Don’t Go, Don’t Leave Me.’ Pauly D : At this point, my man leaves me. I gotta go tell the rest of the household that he may not be coming back. Jenni “JWOWW”: That was the last thing I thought...
One Man Down: Season 5 Episode 2
Another episode, more drama. Pauly loses his chain, Jionni gets mad at Snooki’s drinking, and Vinny leaves Seaside… wait what?!?! Vinny is gone?? That’s right, it looks like Vinny needs time away to deal with some of the internal issues he is going through. The house just won’t be the same without him… Vinny : Bro I can’t f@#king function in this environment… I want to go home. Vinny : I’m burnt out, I’m pushing through but the car can only get so far on fumes. Mike “The Situation”: I had met Paula the first summer in NJ, we were in the Jacuzzi together, and I think Paula may have fell down the stairs as well. Mike “The Situation”: Paula’s looking smoking right now and not to be...
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