Brittney – Clubbing and Dancing is how you gotta live

Wellllllll, my name is Brittney. You probably will never meet someone who is more obsessed with guidos, in your whole entire life. They are just breath taking, not all of them are hot, but the ones that are, you just can’t take your eyes off of em. I just have such a love for them, its unbelievable. But that’s pretty much all you need to kno about meeee.

I am always making sure I look good. No matter what, always gotta stayter then everybody else. Italians are the best, no matter what, no ifs, ends or buts. Italians think they’re hot sh*t and well they should, because they have a million +1 reasons to be. The weekends is spending time with friends, all the time, all night, getting wild and not stressing about anythingggg. Having a couple drinks, and calling it a night when it reaches 2am. Roaming around queens & Brooklyn.

I would be perfecttttt for the jersey shore. Because #1. Guidos are just amazing in every single way & it would just be guido hunting every night. #2. Clubbing & dancing is just how you gotta live it downnn. #3. Looking good is #1 in my rule book. & Jenni is like my inspiration, no boyfriend, no problem?

- Brittney

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