Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) Champagne Chains Sunglasses

Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) Champagne Chains Sunglasses are a stylish way to make a statement. They come in oversized, rounded square frames and are available in Black (smoke lens) or White (brown lens). You also get a zebra-print “Snooki” logo-embossed case.

Snooki by Nicole Polizzi Champagne Chains Sunglasses







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Design: Faceted stones at temples; chain-link wrapped arms
Nose Rests: Molded
Lenses: Gradient
UV Protection: 100%
Case: Logo-embossed soft; zebra-print hard
Size & Content Size Choices: One Size Fits Most
Measurements: Approx. 6-1/2″L x 5-1/2″W x 2″H
Content: Plastic, metal and rhinestones
Country of Origin: Imported

Ciao, Italia

Ciao, Italia.
The Season Finale of Jersey Shore is bittersweet as the crew says goodbye to Italy but looks forward to going back to Jersey Shore. Mike’s woes with the rest of the house continues and even contemplates not returning to the show, but in the end, decides that he’s simply cut out to be the villain and will make the best of it.

Snooki: I head Mike, walking around, being a f***** weirdo.

Mike: How are you Snooki?

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Roonie: What ever bridges you’ve burned, try to fix them. If you can’t fix them, you gotta go.

Mike: If you don’t like me, I don’t care.

Ronnie: If he wants to act like Angelina, let him act like Angelina.

Pauly D: I’m on break!

Sammi: We can if you want. Ronnie: Right now? Sammi: Yeah!

Sammi: It’s a little weird because you don’t think to do it when everybody is home. But, what are you gonna do?

Pauly D: In house walk of shame. Yeah Buddy.

Pauly D: The whole house knows it took 5 minutes to get their smoosh on. No wonder Sam never smiles.

Mike: I’m not going back to Jersey … I make my decision and move forward.

Deena: Team Meatballs can take off.

Vinny: Tonight the opposite is happening. The drunker I get, the uglier the girls get. I need to bouce.

Deena: Down there was like a basement. I was getting boob sweat, I was getting cuca sweat.

Snooki: I’m having s3x with the couch right now.

Snooki: Are we that bad? (looking at drunk girl at club)

Deena: She just f***** my clutch. I don’t want to touch it.

Vinny: Meatball power is in full effect right now.

Pauly D: She’s OK. But she’s kinda like a guaranteed.

Pauly D: She has her tetas all out .. and she wants to get it in.

Deena: If it wasn’t for Meatball #2, Meatball #1 would be lost.

Jenni: Sleeping for 21 hours was such an unbelievable feeling. I feel 100% better.

Ronnie: I didn’t know Deena wore underwear, to be honest with you.

Ronnie: I’m fat kid inside, so I’m in heaven right now. (eating bar-b-q)

Vinny: Hell has froze over and the girls are cleaning up after dinner.

Vinny: Seeing Snooki cleaning is like seeing Mike with a condom: it just doesn’t happen.

Vinny: Maybe a little art and history. Or maybe a history of the arts.

Pauly D: This tour guide doesn’t know what he’s getting into.

Mike: I wear my heart on my sleeve … You’re not going to take advantage of The Situation any more.

Snooki: We have to do the tour today and I’m not excited about it. (Isn’t that why they went to Italy?)

Snooki: History is not my thing. Walking around is not my thing.

Jenni: Can I use the bano? I’m gonna p** myself.

Deena: The statute is pretty sexy. I would do it. (talking about statute of David)

Snooki: So, they are real? The babies with wings.

Tour Guide: What do you mean are they real? They are characters of mythology.

Pauly D: It’s beautiful, huh babe? (arm around Vinny, looking at Sunset)

Vinny: Jenni’s been mad calm this year.

Mike: I apologize.

Jenni: I gotta piss.

Vinny: What are you starting with the little kids for? What is wrong with you, bro?

Snooki: We decided to put all the plants on the table to a make a little amazon jungle.

Snooki: Mamoma Party!

Vinny: I know that Mike, deep down, is a good person but Mike’s personality is a hard one to deal with.

Jenni: Sayonara Italy.

Mike: I have no problem being the villian. I’ll take the whole house at once.

Mike: Say hello to the bad guy.

Situation Problems – Quotes from S4E11

Poor Mike. This episode he gets alienated from the group. As Vinny points out, just about everything has been thrown at him from at least each of the other cast members. Mike, meanwhile believes everyone is out to get him because he is “strong.”


Vinny : Want to cuddle? (after Snooki got in trouble with her boyfriend)

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Deena : Me and Pauly should do sex.


Pauly D : I gotta bring home a girl so Deena doesn’t come into my bed. I’m not trying to smoosh Deena.


Pauly D : Yo, I need to get a girl so Deena doesn’t f*** me tonight.


Unkown girl at club: I”m really shy … I got a d*ldo today!


Pauly D : You’re not supposed to touch a guy’s hair. | Girl: I can touch whatever the f*** I want.


Pauly D : I struck out tonight [and] I see the condition that Deena is in. I, myself, am in trouble!


Deena : Why? [can’t Pauly have sex with her] | Vinny: He’s on his period.


Vinny : Deena is h0rny. Pauly is defitnetly part of the I.F.F. right now.


Pauly D : You’re gonna have all kinds of crazy feelings. I know how girls get.


Vinny : The real reason [Pauly doesn’t want to sleep with Deena] … Pauly doesn’t like meatballs.


Deena : I’m a good f*** … I only have sex with guys that I care about.


Pauly D : I feel bad though. I should have f***** her.


Snooki : All I want to do is drink with my nipple.


Snooki : Usually, when normal people fall they get really embarrased. Me, I just get up, cover up my cuca, and I just start dancing again. Party

doesn’t stop.


Pauly D : Anybody dumm enough to leave a toothbrush on a counter this dirty, deserves it. (it was Mike’s toothbrush)


Deena : Go hard or go home.


Pauly D : Dena, I would knock the dust off that p***** if we weren’t friends


Jenni “JWOWW”: [shakes head in disbelief] | Snooki: Is my vag*** out?


Sammi “Sweetheart”: You’re in mom mode like me. (watching team meatballs dancing)


Mike “The Situation”: I see you! I see you! Mangia … you. [Mike’s fighting words. mangia = eat]


Vinny : Mike only acts tough when there’s people around to hold back the fight.


Pauly D : I’m into girls. I’m not into drama, so I’m ready to go home.


Snooki : My nipp13’s out.


Deena : They were making fun of us. Maybe it was the boobs. (What?)


Deena : I wish bro. I wish bro. (Bartender threw ice cubes at Team Meatballs)


Ronnie: I feel like I’m in a snoopy episode: blah blah blah blah blah


Jenni “JWOWW”: I would rather sleep with Sammi. Go figure.


Snooki : Being kicked out of the club? Meatball problems.


Snooki : Burning your cuca in the Jacuzzi? Meatball problems.


Snooki : We’re not hookers, we’re just from Jersey.


Pauly D : Holy, leopard skin. (upon seeing Snooki)


Pauly D : Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. With me in the house, you don’t need a fire alarm.


Mike “The Situation”: Be a woman. Do something. (talking to Deena)


Deena : I can lose weight for free. You need about 10 grand to fix your face. (to Mike)


Vinny : You know people don’t like you if every day: you get punched in the face, you have to run into a wall, champaign bottles thrown at

your head, and then spatulas.


Sammi “Sweetheart”: Me and Jenni don’t always get along cause we’re b**ches.


Vinny : Let’s give a round of applause to Ron and Sam.


Vinny : MIke brings drama into different situations … We[Vinny/Pauly] are not like that, we’re drama free.


Mike “The Situation”: That’s why they like to gang up against me. Cause I’m strong.


Pauly D : My man Vinny, loves me. We have a bromance.


Mike “The Situation”: I’m locked in the bathroom. Someone want to help me?


Ronnie: [Mike] actually used his head for once. Not like he did on the wall, but he used his head.


Pauly D : Yo, I got the freshest blowout in Firenze.


Deena : I think you have the ONLY blowout.


Mike “The Situation”: You turn around and you know who your friends are … and it’s just me.

Chelsea Poindexter – blast in a glass

I would fit in with the jersey shore cast because I’m also a blast in a glass! I know how to have fun and party without getting too sloppy. I also get along with guys very well. I feel like me and my girlfriends act just like the JS girls, we laugh and joke about stupid stuff, we always have each other’s backs, we’re sisters just like them. I know that even if I got to spend one week with the cast members they’d love me and laugh their a$$es off for sure! They only difference between me and them is I’m not Italian and I don’t have that cute jersey accent.

– Chelsea Poindexter

More JS Fans

jersey shore fan
Stephanie Zhu – I Should be Miss Jersy Shore UK 2011

jersey shore fan
Diane White – Works at homegoods in Gahanna Ohio

jersey shore fan
Tasia Webb – Small Texan town holding her back


Anna – Dresses as Snooki for Halloween

jersey shore fan
Carmen Ochoa – krumpin at parties and falling all over

jersey shore fan
Jon – witty, cleaver, inventive, original

jersey shore fan
Kari Magenheim – Find her at every club

jersey shore fan
Searah Legates – I tell it how it is


Brittney – obsessed with guidos

jersey shore fan
Strict diet of chips and chili con queso

jersey shore fan
Rebekah Collick – a WEE bit hyper

jersey shore fan
Tony Capria – Confident Italian

jersey shore fan
Chelsea Poindexter – blast in a glass

jersey shore fan
Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print


Not Jersey Shore Material

Brittney – Clubbing and Dancing is how you gotta live

Wellllllll, my name is Brittney. You probably will never meet someone who is more obsessed with guidos, in your whole entire life. They are just breath taking, not all of them are hot, but the ones that are, you just can’t take your eyes off of em. I just have such a love for them, its unbelievable. But that’s pretty much all you need to kno about meeee.

I am always making sure I look good. No matter what, always gotta stayter then everybody else. Italians are the best, no matter what, no ifs, ends or buts. Italians think they’re hot sh*t and well they should, because they have a million +1 reasons to be. The weekends is spending time with friends, all the time, all night, getting wild and not stressing about anythingggg. Having a couple drinks, and calling it a night when it reaches 2am. Roaming around queens & Brooklyn.

I would be perfecttttt for the jersey shore. Because #1. Guidos are just amazing in every single way & it would just be guido hunting every night. #2. Clubbing & dancing is just how you gotta live it downnn. #3. Looking good is #1 in my rule book. & Jenni is like my inspiration, no boyfriend, no problem?

– Brittney

More JS Fans

jersey shore fan
Stephanie Zhu – I Should be Miss Jersy Shore UK 2011

jersey shore fan
Diane White – Works at homegoods in Gahanna Ohio

jersey shore fan
Tasia Webb – Small Texan town holding her back


Anna – Dresses as Snooki for Halloween

jersey shore fan
Carmen Ochoa – krumpin at parties and falling all over

jersey shore fan
Jon – witty, cleaver, inventive, original

jersey shore fan
Kari Magenheim – Find her at every club

jersey shore fan
Searah Legates – I tell it how it is


Brittney – obsessed with guidos

jersey shore fan
Strict diet of chips and chili con queso

jersey shore fan
Rebekah Collick – a WEE bit hyper

jersey shore fan
Tony Capria – Confident Italian

jersey shore fan
Chelsea Poindexter – blast in a glass

jersey shore fan
Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print


Not Jersey Shore Material

Anna – Snooki for Halloween last year

My name is Annalisa but I like to be called Anna. 100% Italian and I’m probably the biggest Jersey Shore fan you’ll ever meet, ask anyone I know. I’ve been a supporter since day one. I could be a cast member because I live GTL, I’m DTF and DTS, FPC is my motto, and I’m apart of the GFA. I’ve met Snooki and Jwoww, seen the entire cast film the last episode of Season 5, and watched them all leave the house. I was Snooki for halloween last year and if I do say so myself, I looked friggen’ amazing. This year I plan to be Deena. People say I look exactly like Snooki-one of the greatest compliments one could get. I dress and feel like a guidette. Fistpumping is my thing. My room is decked out in Jersey Shore from quotes on my wall, to pictures, to a Jersey Shore calendar. This show is my life and I have no idea what my life would be like without it, this show has taught me how to live and i live my life just like the cast.

– Anna

More JS Fans

jersey shore fan
Stephanie Zhu – I Should be Miss Jersy Shore UK 2011

jersey shore fan
Diane White – Works at homegoods in Gahanna Ohio

jersey shore fan
Tasia Webb – Small Texan town holding her back


Anna – Dresses as Snooki for Halloween

jersey shore fan
Carmen Ochoa – krumpin at parties and falling all over

jersey shore fan
Jon – witty, cleaver, inventive, original

jersey shore fan
Kari Magenheim – Find her at every club

jersey shore fan
Searah Legates – I tell it how it is


Brittney – obsessed with guidos

jersey shore fan
Strict diet of chips and chili con queso

jersey shore fan
Rebekah Collick – a WEE bit hyper

jersey shore fan
Tony Capria – Confident Italian

jersey shore fan
Chelsea Poindexter – blast in a glass

jersey shore fan
Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print


Not Jersey Shore Material

Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print

To some I’m known as Allie, but to most I’m known as the wilkes barre guidette. Jersey Shore isn’t just a place but a way of life that I bring to NEPA everyday! Walk into a bar or club in town and I can guarantee I’ve shut it down more than once.

You will NEVER find me without a tan, without my nails or hair done and without something leopard print. I love cigs I love to drink and I love to party!!!!! When I walk in my favorite local bar people turn and yell “party’s here!!!” Some must haves in my purse are cigarettes my I’d sunglasses eyeliner hairspray bronzer perfume and a clean pair of undies in case I want to smush oh and can’t forget the condoms… Remember folk’s safety first! Since I’ve already conquered Wilkes barre it only seems logical for the jersey shore to be my next conquest!

– Allie

jersey shore fan

More JS Fans

jersey shore fan
Stephanie Zhu – I Should be Miss Jersy Shore UK 2011

jersey shore fan
Diane White – Works at homegoods in Gahanna Ohio

jersey shore fan
Tasia Webb – Small Texan town holding her back


Anna – Dresses as Snooki for Halloween

jersey shore fan
Carmen Ochoa – krumpin at parties and falling all over

jersey shore fan
Jon – witty, cleaver, inventive, original

jersey shore fan
Kari Magenheim – Find her at every club

jersey shore fan
Searah Legates – I tell it how it is


Brittney – obsessed with guidos

jersey shore fan
Strict diet of chips and chili con queso

jersey shore fan
Rebekah Collick – a WEE bit hyper

jersey shore fan
Tony Capria – Confident Italian

jersey shore fan
Chelsea Poindexter – blast in a glass

jersey shore fan
Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print


Not Jersey Shore Material

Diane White – Works at homegoods in Gahanna Ohio

Well my name is Diane, and I like to drink a lot and I smoke cigarettes. And I love to have fun when I drink and I love jersey shore a lot. And I work at homegoods in Gahanna, Ohio. I do have a little bit of a up-state New York in me. My dad is from up-state New York. I do sometimes tell people how it is. Like I would say “what the f*#k are you doing, ur being an a**hole” and when riding the car I would think “what the f*ck*ng hell are you doing you f*ck*ng a**hole learn how to drive.” So I that is why I think I should be on jersey shore.

– Diane White

jersey shore fan

More JS Fans

jersey shore fan
Stephanie Zhu – I Should be Miss Jersy Shore UK 2011

jersey shore fan
Diane White – Works at homegoods in Gahanna Ohio

jersey shore fan
Tasia Webb – Small Texan town holding her back


Anna – Dresses as Snooki for Halloween

jersey shore fan
Carmen Ochoa – krumpin at parties and falling all over

jersey shore fan
Jon – witty, cleaver, inventive, original

jersey shore fan
Kari Magenheim – Find her at every club

jersey shore fan
Searah Legates – I tell it how it is


Brittney – obsessed with guidos

jersey shore fan
Strict diet of chips and chili con queso

jersey shore fan
Rebekah Collick – a WEE bit hyper

jersey shore fan
Tony Capria – Confident Italian

jersey shore fan
Chelsea Poindexter – blast in a glass

jersey shore fan
Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print


Not Jersey Shore Material

Jon – witty, cleaver, inventive, original

Hi, my name is Jon, I have been convinced by my friends to submit this. So here goes: my strengths are I’m witty, cleaver, inventive, original and a humanitarian. My weaknesses are I’m stubborn, un-emotional, sarcastic and rebellious. Obviously this application wouldn’t apply to any country with a drinking law higher then 18. My hobbies are surfing, partying and making money to pay for the previous two. My occupation at the moment is a cocktail bartender. I work weekends and part time events during the week if any. Majority of my time is spent out of my flat, on the beach, in clubs and gym.

– Jon

More JS Fans

jersey shore fan
Stephanie Zhu – I Should be Miss Jersy Shore UK 2011

jersey shore fan
Diane White – Works at homegoods in Gahanna Ohio

jersey shore fan
Tasia Webb – Small Texan town holding her back


Anna – Dresses as Snooki for Halloween

jersey shore fan
Carmen Ochoa – krumpin at parties and falling all over

jersey shore fan
Jon – witty, cleaver, inventive, original

jersey shore fan
Kari Magenheim – Find her at every club

jersey shore fan
Searah Legates – I tell it how it is


Brittney – obsessed with guidos

jersey shore fan
Strict diet of chips and chili con queso

jersey shore fan
Rebekah Collick – a WEE bit hyper

jersey shore fan
Tony Capria – Confident Italian

jersey shore fan
Chelsea Poindexter – blast in a glass

jersey shore fan
Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print


Not Jersey Shore Material

Tasia Webb – Small Texan town holding her back

Yo I’m Tasia Webb from Texas I love to party not a drinker but party like I am I’m 18 I get down wit the gtl and the dtf I’m a lesbi4n i think it would put a spin on the show love getin fresh to death I’m a notva rich snob but I think I’d be great on the she trash buddy I’m not a bad person it would be a great way for me to bust out if my shell cuz this small town holds me back

– Tasia Webb

jersey shore fan

More JS Fans

jersey shore fan
Stephanie Zhu – I Should be Miss Jersy Shore UK 2011

jersey shore fan
Diane White – Works at homegoods in Gahanna Ohio

jersey shore fan
Tasia Webb – Small Texan town holding her back


Anna – Dresses as Snooki for Halloween

jersey shore fan
Carmen Ochoa – krumpin at parties and falling all over

jersey shore fan
Jon – witty, cleaver, inventive, original

jersey shore fan
Kari Magenheim – Find her at every club

jersey shore fan
Searah Legates – I tell it how it is


Brittney – obsessed with guidos

jersey shore fan
Strict diet of chips and chili con queso

jersey shore fan
Rebekah Collick – a WEE bit hyper

jersey shore fan
Tony Capria – Confident Italian

jersey shore fan
Chelsea Poindexter – blast in a glass

jersey shore fan
Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print


Not Jersey Shore Material