
Nothing But Nice : Jersey Shore Quotes S5E5
Vinny’s back. All is back to normal, except Mike makes the extra effort to be especially nice to everyone in the house but feels like everyone is still plotting against him. Snooki meanwhile struggles with nature’s call. The cast members later play a joke on Snooki who has the memory of a fish, according to Ronnie. Sammi “Sweetheart”: We barged into Vinny’s house like we were a SWAT team. Pauly D : I got my boyfriend back! I get the smush room! Vinny : I’m trying to get laid tonight! Deena : Merp, Merp, Merrrp, Merrrp, MERP! We needed Vinny back in this house. Snooki : [Speaking and looking at herself in the mirror] Don’t judge me! Mike “The Situation”: [Getting tattoes on forearms...
Dropping Like Flies : Season 5 Episode 3
Pauly D’s buddy, Vinny, taps out. He’s been feeling down ever since returning from Italy. After a get together with family members, he starts feeling overwhelming anxiety and decides to leave the house. Ronnie wears skinny jeans to honor Vinny, Pauly D hooks up with a tattooed chick. On Pauly’s (and Mike’s) B-day, Mike gets no love from the house members and it appears to saddened him to the point where he also leaves? Dropping Like Flies. Pauly D : I just want to grab onto my dude and go ‘Don’t Go, Don’t Go, Don’t Leave Me.’ Pauly D : At this point, my man leaves me. I gotta go tell the rest of the household that he may not be coming back. Jenni “JWOWW”: That was the last thing I thought...
Hurricane Situation : Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 1
The crew is back to Seaside. First up, back to GTL. Then they have a surprise party with friends and family. Uncle Nino joins the party, hitting on all the girls. Mike is back to his old tricks trying to come between Snooki and Gionni, and Vinny feels down seeing his family. Jenni “JWOWW”: [about being back to America] I want a big, fat burger! Ronnie: I feel like Italy was boarding school and America is my mother. And I’m coming home to my mother. Snooki : My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed? Pauly D : Look at my duck phone. [happy to be back in Jersey house] Deena : Are the hermit crabs still here? Pauly D : Me and Vinny are so excited that Vinny immediatly jumps on my bed...
JWOWW on January 2012 Maxim Cover
JWOWW is going to be on the cover of the magazine for Maxim in January 2012. Below are excerpts from her magazine interview along with tidbits regarding her new years resolution and upcoming items. New Year’s Resolution: Quit smoking. “I don’t want to set myself up for disaster; I’ve tried and failed before.” JWOWW Ink: “I have three tattoos: one for my grandma, one for my grandpa, and a dragon.” Party town: Las Vegas. “I don’t gamble, but I love the nightlife.” Starstruck: “I met Lady Gaga. She said she was happy we don’t change for anyone.” What’s next? “Me and Snooki just started filming a spin-off. I hope we go on a road trip.” Worst hangover: “The first time I drank...
Cast Member Christmas Tree Ornaments
While you’re waiting for the next Season of Jersey Shore, you can pick up these Christmas Tree Ornaments and Holiday Cards from the Jersey Shore cast members. Or you can pick them up for a Jersey Shore fan. Jersey Shore 3-piece Ornament Set Jersey Shore 3-piece Ornaments: Goldtone hanging loop attached Each is ready to hang right out of the box Perfect for fans of the TV show Snooki Claus 10 Cards and Envelopes Boxed Holiday Christmas Greeting Cards Snooki’s favorite food is also a Christmas Tree...


