Where is My Boyfriend? – Season 4 Episode 8

Jionni is here… and now he’s gone. After waiting and waiting, Snooki and Jionni are finally reunited. Her prince charming flew thousands of miles to come see here in Italy and find love and marriage right? Well, not really. Only 6 hours after showing up, Snooki embarrasses Jionni at the club and he is gone as fast as he came. Snooki is a mess, Mike is acting crazy, and the house isn’t sure what to do. Sprinkled in the larger theme of this weeks episode, JWOWW’s boyfriend wasn’t able to make it over to see her, Snooki pulls a prank on Mike with Brittany, and Mike is ready to fight anyone who breathes in his direction! Italy or Jersey, drama will always be there!

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Snooki : I don’t want to go in the back of a cop car ever again.


Snooki : There like coming right here why can’t you just wait? (to the cop)


Snooki : This is so embarrassing, I don’t want to do this again.


Snooki : I’m not allowed to drive in Italy anymore, they took my license.


Snooki : Now it’s like I need a cocktail.


Snooki : I went to jail… again!


Snooki : (On the phone with Jionni) I ran into a cop car. Jionni: Were you drunk?


Snooki : I could only imagine if Jionni’s like I can’t come. I jump off this f*#king balcony onto the street and kill myself.


Snooki : Dude she’s such a dumb blond (talking about Brittany).


Snooki : Dude like I thought I was psycho and crazy, this bitch is beyond psycho and crazy, I don’t even know what to call it, like you’re a wildebeest (talking about Brittany).


Snooki : Oh god I’m gonna poo my pants I’m so excited.


Snooki : Mike sees Brittany and he’s like, what the hell is going on, and I’m like yep hi I did that.


Snooki : Your welcome Mike you f$#king fruit loop.


Snooki : So my prank on Mike backfires, I mean I’m kinda pissed off about it.


Snooki : He hasn’t seen me in like a month so I don’t want him to think I’m fat or like pale or gross.


Snooki : I look like a cop, but Jionni’s gonna think I’m hot because my t#$s are out.


Snooki : Oh my god, Jionni is like my world. Jionni is like crocadilly but alive.


Snooki : I really don’t care to introduce him to anybody, everybody knows who he is. I don’t want to give him the tour because I’m so f$%king horny.


Snooki : I shouldn’t have said that, but, his wiener is tan, and I love it.


Snooki : Jionni: Your balls are out. Snooki: My balls aren’t out shut up.


Snooki : Me and Jionni, we’re gonna have guido babies I know it. I can’t wait to pop those suckers out, they’re gonna be so f$#king cute and tan.


Snooki : I hope I have a c-section because I don’t want it to f#$k up my va$#na


Snooki : If Mike says anything to Jionni, I’m legit gonna punch Mike in the face.


Snooki : Jionni: You’re dancing like a f%$king whore (to Snooki).


Snooki : Where’s my boyfriend? I don’t deserve this right now (drunk looking for Jionni after he left her at the club).


Snooki : I hate you, you’re so mean (to Jionni).


Pauly D : Anything could happen, they could kick us out of Italy. We’re all F#@ked (talking about Snooki’s car crash).


Pauly D : Bye Fiat (to Snookis car).


Pauly D : Did your life flash before your eyes? (to Snooki and Deena)


Pauly D : Yo, you f*#cked up my Fiat girl (to Snooki).


Pauly D : Oh it’s on tonight.


Pauly D : Hey Brittany.


Pauly D : I’m getting nervous now (to Snooki about Jionni coming).


Pauly D : Snooki if he really was here, that was a poor response time, you should never keep a man waiting.


Pauly D : Yo this girl was crying waiting for you son (to Jionni).


Pauly D : Jionni knew what he was getting himself into. He should be more secure. That’s no way to handle your problems my dude.


Pauly D : Who do I have to f$%k around here to get a hotdog? Not you I hope.


Mike “The Situation”: I would have to say the club had so much better ratio between hotdog buns and hotdogs that I am determined to get it in tonight.


Mike “The Situation”: I see a foot in my bed.


Mike “The Situation”: Oh my god aye (to the Australian chick about Brittany being in the bed).


Mike “The Situation”: Uh… this is gonna be tough to get out of.


Mike “The Situation”: I got this Australian chick who I have to find out if she’s DTF. Brittany’s already in my bed.


Mike “The Situation”: So I just say hey, I’ve already got a bun in the oven, no need to warm another one up. Time to go home Australian chick.


Mike “The Situation”: That guy is very curious about me. I don’t like it (about Jionni).


Mike “The Situation”: Anyone comes close to me asking questions, I’m kicking them.


Mike “The Situation”: I’m letting you know I think he already knows, and if he come up to me Ima tell him the truth, like detail for detail and if he come to close, I’m kicking him.


Mike “The Situation”: Between me and you, I’ve never been caught with my guard down. Like if Jionni came up to me and winked, I’d kick him in his head (to JWOWW).


Mike “The Situation”: I don’t want to like, kick your boyfriend in the head, but I feel like he’s looking at me. Is there a problem? (to Snooki)


Mike “The Situation”: On the surface Jionni looks like a nice kid, but at the end of the day, that kid was a f$%king wankster.


Vinny : I don’t see Nicole, all I see is the car getting towed away and I don’t know what that means, I don’t know if Nicole’s locked up, I mean she hit a cop.


Vinny : Snooki come here! Door bell!


Vinny : We don’t want any get the hell outta here (when Snooki and Jionni ring the bell).


Vinny : Mike ever since he got into the fight with Ronnie, he thinks he has to have his guard up all the time, and by his guard, I mean his feet.


Vinny : Because of what happened with Snooki and Mike in the past, Mike’s having an imaginary confrontation in his head right now.


Vinny : Jionni, the fact that your getting upset that Nicole did something a little skanky, is like ridiculous.


Vinny : You know what you can do, get you’re a$$ in the kitchen and make me a f$%king cheeseburger.


Jenni “JWOWW”: Spread your legs (to Snooki as she spray tans her butt).


Jenni “JWOWW”: Nicole is like strutting new outfits every single 5 seconds… that’s night time.


Jenni “JWOWW”: You never fought, you hit yourself (to Mike).


Jenni “JWOWW”: I can’t wait for Mike to like, kick in the air and slip on a banana and like break his ankle.


Jenni “JWOWW”: Well, at least I get to say I walked f#$king Florence barefoot.


Ronnie: Haha high five to that one (Jionni pulling Snooki’s dress up).


Ronnie: Snooki’s dress looks like a swimsuit to be honest with you. It doesn’t even come below her cuca like at all.


Deena : Mike’s new thing is karate. I’m like alright Mike, do your think kung fu panda.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: I really have to pee bad.

Fist Pump, Push-Ups, Chapstick – Season 4 Episode 6

Mike is starting to recover from his fight with the wall, Ron and Sam are getting along again, and there are two new roommates, Joey D (Pauly’s guido alter-ego) and Louie (Vinny’s guido alter-ego). Everything seems to be somewhat normal in the GTL household, but will it last?? Seems like everyone is trying to get Snooki to break up with Jionni, but she is in love with him, will Ron and Sam really be able to stay together without fighting, and how will things play out with Mike’s constant drama and the rest of the house dealing with it? Italy is where it’s at right now!!

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Mike “The Situation”: At least I know from now on not to bang my head into a wall anymore.


Mike “The Situation”: I feel helpless, I can’t eat, I can’t GTL, I’m upset man.


Pauly D : Mike’s neckbrace, it’s kinda funny. He’s moping around, he’s wasting his time in Italy. Stop milking that s%#t.


Vinny : Can you see me I’m over here, now I’m over here, I’m over here (making fun of Mike with Pauly D).


Vinny : Don’t be fu#$ing dramatic. Vinny and Pauly together: Drama freak.


Melissa (Mike’s sister): listen to me, you ran into a wall, that’s a crazy move (to Mike).


Pauly D : You got your neck brace bro? (to Vinny)


Jenni “JWOWW”: There was not one injury on him from the fight, so he did it to himself.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I feel like, how can you get sympathy on a self inflicted injury?


Mike “The Situation”: Like I don’t know who the f#$k I thought I was, but I ran into a concrete wall.


Snooki : It smells like pig butt.


Snooki : Priest: can you cover your body please when you come in front of church (to Snooki). Snooki: shut up… a$$hole!


Snooki : The priest was like, cover up when you come to my church, or he basically just called me a whore. At my church they’d be like, oh nice outfit.


Snooki : god likes my tits, god made tits.


Jenni “JWOWW”: god didn’t make mine (talking about her fake boobs).


Snooki : You make me happy, you make me laugh, and I want to suck your butt (to Jionni).


Snooki : Me I’m the total opposite I don’t give a f*&k what people think about me. I peed my pants in public, I’m still not be embarrassed.


Ronnie: I want you to put nutella on my toes and suck them right now Jionii (talking to Snooki about her and Jionni) Snooki: well not my toes…


Pauly D : You’re the only girl I let touch my hair right (to Deena).


Pauly D : Nobody touches my hair.


Pauly D : My hair’s sacred, it’s like my sacred crown. It means a lot to me.


Deena : Pauly looks hot with his new hair style. I’d totally f@#king bang him.


Pauly D : Yo I look like them guidos on TV that are like trying too hard.


Deena : What’s your name? Pauly: I’m your new roommate Joey D.


Pauly D : Joey D, taking over Italy, Pauly D’s a clown, yeahhhh buddy.


Vinny : We are dressing like ultimate guidos right now, and no one knows more about guido tool bags then us.


Pauly D : You got your chapstick bro? (to Vinny)


Pauly D : Yo do I got enough chapstick on Louie? (to Vinny)


Pauly D : Louie, you’re gonna get all the girls.


Pauly D : I’m gonna f@#cking fist pump till my f&*king arm falls off.


Pauly D : Fist pump like this Louie.


Pauly D : Oh you hit me in the eye Louie, how many times I gotta f&*cking tell you, don’t fist pump next to my eye (to Vinny).


Pauly D : FPC, fist pump, pushups, chapstick!


Pauly D : FPC is a way of life. I’m a guido.


Jenni “JWOWW”: You are like every guy I’ve ever dated (to Pauly when dressed like a guido).


Pauly D : If I have to hear Ronnie and Sammi fight one more time, I will smash my head against the wall.


Vinny : It’s like listening to the same annoying record over and over and over (about Ron and Sam fighting).


Pauly D : Mike decided to smash his head against the wall he got sick of it so much, I’m about to do the same thing (about Ron and Sam fighting).


Mike “The Situation”: I shouldn’t have said anything to Ron, maybe I should have said it to Pauly (trying to apologize to Snooki).


Mike “The Situation”: Maybe I should’ve kept my mouth shut, but I still care about the girl and I tried to man up (about Snooki).


Snooki : Dude, it’s like talking to a wall with Mike, f$%king weirdo.


Mike “The Situation”: I’m so excited to go out tonight. I haven’t been out in days. It’s gonna be a situation.


Ronnie: Crazy legs comes out, and I’m killing it on the dance floor, and I eat it so hard that like I hurt my knee


Snooki : I saw you make that face… and I’m going to f$%king punch you. Don’t make that face at me (talking to a girl at the club).


Snooki : I’m just like don’t f*&k with my b$%ch. If you f%#k with Deena, I will hurt you.


Deena : Team meatballs attack.


Snooki : I’m pulling this girl’s hair and she’s pulling my hair, and I realize it’s my meatball Deena.


Vinny : Yo you fought each other idiots, you two were fighting each other (laughing at Snooki and Deena).


Vinny : That was my favorite thing, when you two started fighting each other.


Deena : Falling drunk, you know it’s like, BEEP, and then you’re bleeding, and you’re like freaking all cut up.


Deena : Elis is definitely not getting the golden ticket.


Pauly D : Poor guy struck out twice (talking about Elis and Deena).


Snooki : I blacked out, what happened?


Jenni “JWOWW”: We were about to f$#king intervene you’re a$$ (to Snooki about her and Jionni).


Snooki : You don’t do a f%$king intervention. I’m not addicted to heroin, I’m just addicted to by boyfriends penis, that’s all.

Pauly D’s DJ Skills Valued at $40,000 per Appearance

Reality star DJ Pauly D hasn’t just been making headlines for his character in the MTV hit show Jersey Shore, but he has also been making headlines recently with his DJ skills. In the past few months, Pauly D has done work with 50 Cent and been touring with Brittany Spears. Not a bad resume for a guy who helped coin the term “GTL”.

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Pauly D’s popularity as a DJ has been growing. I fact, just recently Kim Kardashian approached Pauly D about doing a set at a Fashion’s Night Out event for her New York City DASH store. Pauly offered Kim his usual $40,000 DJ appearance to for free as a wedding gift. By the way, he wasn’t invited!

Source: Vulture

And The Wall Won – Season 4 Episode 5

The “big” fight has finally happened. Looks like they should have been airing commercials about Mike versus the Wall instead! Sammi and Ronnie are back at it and it seems like it is getting worse by the minute. Snooki and her boyfriend are getting along, but will it last? And as always, Pauly D and Vinnie are staying FTD. Season 4 in Italy is starting to heat up. Looks like the break did the cast good, they got along great for a while, but tensions are are starting to rise!


Mike “The Situation”: He didn’t hurt me, there was not one scratch on my pretty face. All those muscles, didn’t do s*#t too me (talking about fight with Ron)

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Vinny : Your boy’s been waiting to do that for so long (to Pauly about Ron and Mike fight).


Pauly D : To be honest with you, he didn’t do s%&t really (about Ron fighting)


Pauly D : I don’t think either of them can fight. I mean I know Mike used to take karate and Ronnies got big muscles or whatever.


Pauly D : Mike knocked himself out. I think Mike tried to commit suicide by running his head up against the wall.


Mike “The Situation”: I hit my head against a concrete wall… it hurts.


Snooki : I’m like dude, I know you don’t want to feel like a low life and you got you’re a&$ beat, but you need to go to the hospital to make sure your f@#king ok.


Jenni “JWOWW”: I don’t want him to die (about mike).


Vinny : The craziest thing is that like he’s in the hospital and it wasn’t even from the fight.


Vinny : Like he f#*king knocked himself out into the wall… what the f@#k?!? (Talking about Mike).


Snooki : I used to get that all the time from cheerleading (talking about concussions). Vinny – you sure you didn’t get that when you blackedout drunk and fell? Snooki – well that happens too.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: Be honest all you want, but I just don’t want anything to do with you ever again in my entire life (to Ronnie).


Vinny : All this crazy s#$t is going on, you know I got roommates in the hospital, I got f@#king fights, I got psychological talks that I’m having with people, and I got florist calling me telling me that they have deliveries of flowers for the girls. It’s the last thing that I want to hear right now.

Florist – I call this afternoon. Vinny – yes, si. Florist – ok but uh… Vinny – graci (then hangs up).

 


Mike “The Situation”: The doc’s prognosis was a light concussion also combined with a neck sprain as well.


Mike “The Situation”: Yeah I’m all right, just a little head trauma little sprain, little this little that.


Mike “The Situation”: That’s not good because for the next couple days, I can’t GTL. I’m upset man.


Mike “The Situation”: The conflict between me and Ron is unsettled. At any time it could pop off. I won’t hesitate to fight him and he won’t hesitate to fight me because nobody got the better of each other in round one.


Snooki : it’s like cute adorable roses from Jionni and it has a little bunny inside, and I’m just like… meh.


Vinny : Now that we know that Mike had no serious problem and it was just like a blow to the head, our house kinda is back to normal, not that it’s a good normal, but if it wasn’t f%$ked up it wouldn’t be our house right.


Pauly D : What comes to mind when I think about Ron and Sam is like me throwing up.

Jionni – I’m sexually frustrated. Snooki – Are you, I was until I had fun in the shower then I was like buurrmm bye.

 


Snooki : I want your balls (to Jionni).


Mike “The Situation”: I didn’t even really listen to her apology too much because it is Sam’s fault we fought and I just went through a wall. I can’t hear that s&$t.


Mike “The Situation”: I have a big heart and if somebody else in the house was hurt, I’d be checking on them you know what I mean, but nobody was really checking on me really that much.


Jenni “JWOWW”: When I see Mike and his neck brace, I feel like he’s doing an insurance claim right now.


Pauly D : When I see Mike with his neck brace, I’m like oh my God he’s got his gasses on like always and the neck brace. You don’t wear sunglasses with a neck brace. He looks ridiculous.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: I was mature by putting stuff on Ron’s bed but throwing it out is going a little too far.


Snooki : Don’t leave without me or I’ll never talk to you guys again.


Ronnie: You alright? Mike “The Situation”: I didn’t realize that wall was so hard.


Mike “The Situation”: I try to be the peacemaker in this house. Even though I know we could fight at any instant, I still respect the kid.


Mike “The Situation”: I might as well get the pain out of the way now. (Talking about why he puts his head through walls in fights)


Mike “The Situation”: I didn’t know that s*&t was cement. That s&%t doesn’t even have a dent on it (talking about wall he head butted).


Ronnie: What? That doesn’t even make sense. I don’t think I would’ve put you in the hospital… the wall put you in the hospital. (Talking about Mike’s comments about banging his head on the wall)


Deena : I don’t know about you but I plan on drinking at this bar.


Ronnie: Mikes home still dealing with his issues and trying to find a way to apologize to the wall I guess.


Pauly D : It’s finally starting to feel like I’m out with single Ronnie. He’s got that look in his face like he’s gonna creep or whatever.


Pauly D : This guy’s wasted right now (pointing at Ronnie).


Pauly D : What’s up baby I’ll f!#k you up. What’s up baby let’s do it let’s do it let’s do it (to guy in club).


Pauly D : I think he was jealous I was dancing with that girl. Maybe it was his girlfriend that’s probably why.


Mike “The Situation”: Me and Snooks… she was a little mad at me I was a little mad at her, and after a trip to the hospital, we realize that at the end of the day we love each other so… I don’t think Nicole and Jionni are meant for each other.


Vinny : We’re trying to get Ronnie to push up on some girls in the club.


Vinny : If Ron brings another girl home Sammis gonna flip out cause that will just start another war, but a man has needs, what is he gonna wait, two months to do it? I don’t think so.


Ronnie: When I give you flowers, don’t ask me if I brought home another girl.

Sammi “Sweetheart”: I’m just all, I feel all f$&ked up in the head at this point.

Jersey Shore Season 4 Premier Sets MTV Record

That’s right fist pump nation! Season 4’s premier set a record for the most watched season premier in MTV history. Thursday’s season premier captured 8.8 million viewers.

It was the third highest viewed MTV show of all time behind JS season 3 episode, where Snooki was released from jail, and the following week’s episode.

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That means that the three most viewed shows in MTV history all belong to Jersey Shore!! Sorry haters, but Jersey Shore ain’t going nowhere.

 

Source: TV Guide

Six-Figure Tuxedo Deal for Situation

Jersey Shore is coming to a prom near you! Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has reportedly locked down a deal with New York based tuxedo company, FLOW Formal, worth six-figures!

The company’s CEO Brian Weintraub said that Sitch is the perfect spokesman for the company because they are trying to reach a younger demographic. He goes on to say, “This is great for us and great for the industry. (Tuxedos have) become an old man thing.”

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The line is being released in February of 2012 and will include tuxedos, slim-fit shirts, and accessories. Oh… and the line is going to be called… “THE SITUATION”

 

Source: TMZ

Jersey Shore Italian House

Jersey Shore season 4 premiers on Thursday August 4th. Check out these photos of the JS crew’s Italian pad. I’m sure it didn’t look like this while they were all there! Too much GTL and DTF going on to keep this place clean!

Main Entrance

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Jacuzzi Room

 

Patio

 

Bedroom

 

Bathroom

 

Kitchen

 

 

Source: Warming Glow

“Russian Dolls”, the Jersey Shore of Russia?

The Russian TV show, “Russian Dolls” is trying to capture some of the overwhelming success that MTV’s hit show, Jersey Shore, has seen.

Production on this new Russian version of the Jersey Shore began last year. Apparently, the show is set to air August 11th on Lifetime. Only time will tell if this Russian copycat will have the same success as the real Jersey Shore.

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Source: Huffington Post