Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print

To some I’m known as Allie, but to most I’m known as the wilkes barre guidette. Jersey Shore isn’t just a place but a way of life that I bring to NEPA everyday! Walk into a bar or club in town and I can guarantee I’ve shut it down more than once.

You will NEVER find me without a tan, without my nails or hair done and without something leopard print. I love cigs I love to drink and I love to party!!!!! When I walk in my favorite local bar people turn and yell “party’s here!!!” Some must haves in my purse are cigarettes my I’d sunglasses eyeliner hairspray bronzer perfume and a clean pair of undies in case I want to smush oh and can’t forget the condoms… Remember folk’s safety first! Since I’ve already conquered Wilkes barre it only seems logical for the jersey shore to be my next conquest!

– Allie

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Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print


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7 thoughts on “Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print”

  1. I can attest that Allie – Tanned and Wearing Leopard Print is the real deal. She’s so much like Snooki that she’s known as Snooks to me when I run into her on the town.

  2. I’m gonna break this post down bit by bit
    First!!!
    “To some I’m known as Allie, but to most I’m known as the wilkes barre guidette.”
    ——no one knows her by this!!!

    “Jersey Shore isn’t just a place but a way of life that I bring to NEPA everyday!”
    ——maybe if jersey shore’s way of life is working at the lonestar and drinking alone

    ” Walk into a bar or club in town and I can guarantee I’ve shut it down more than once.”
    —–I think she meant to say buffets

    “Some must haves in my purse are cigarettes my I’d sunglasses eyeliner hairspray bronzer perfume and a clean pair of undies in case I want to smush oh and can’t forget the condoms…”
    ——-Im ok with most this stuff, the pair of undies just means youre a [removed] and condoms. . . . its alittle to late for that! hey did those STD’s clear up yet?

    Since I’ve already conquered Wilkes barre it only seems logical for the jersey shore to be my next conquest!
    honestly i think the jersey shore would like her to join because then snookie wont be the fattest ugliest dirtest skank in jersey

    1. Anon- Wow uve got nothing better to do then trash someone else? U need to get a life skank..trashing someone else doesnt make u cool..it makes u trash! And at least man up n post ur name p*ssy!

  3. Dear anonymous…
    Since you clearly have enough time to be such an ignorant a**hole that you would go out of your way to write this comment let me just correct a few things for you… #1 i know for a fact that Allie never drinks alone bc I happen to be ONE of her best friends! I can only guess that since you had so much time to write this you either have no life and no friends to occupy your time or you’re just a jealous, fat, lonely, pathetic piece of sh*t and you want to try to bring someone else down to your level. Clearly you are not friends with Allie and know nothing truthful about her bc everything else you said was absolute garbage.. But then again I wouldn’t expect better from a piece of white trash!

    Oops I almost forgot! Next time you have extra time on your hands why don’t you work on growing some balls bc clearly your lacking them if you can’t even leave a name! If you have anything else to add please don’t hesitate to contact bc I’m sure if you “know” Allie you know me also. Thanks! 😉

  4. All I know is if I was trying to be on JS, I wouldn’t be trying to be one of them…..honestly now, who would want to be like any of these characters anyways? Wouldn’t you want to be you’re own character on this “Reality Show” and take over the JS!? 🙂

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