Jersey Shore
The Jersey Shore cast gets interviewed in Italy.
Learn how Mike got his nickname and what's in store for Vinny.
Yeahhhh buddyyyy!!!
Reunion
Snooki (asked if Umpa-Lumpa remark is compliment): Orange means ... you're not pale ... saying you're an Umpa-Lumpa [is a] compliment.
Top Quotes from Finale - Season 3 Episode 13
Nicole "Snooki": I wanted to go out with a bang and I was DTF. Just to end the summer right.
Ronnie: You have a chance right now to right your wrongs. Or you could just walk away. Two options.
Mike "The Situation": You know what? Deny. Deny. Deny. Ron dog, you ain't that dumb dog.
Ronnie: The kid is playing you in front of your boyfriend and you're gonna talk to him like he's your best friend?
Top Quotes from Season 3 Episode 12
Vinny (regarding Ronnie and Sammi): If I'm with a girl and she texts another dude "What's the weather like outside"... I still don't trust it.
Ronnie (to his mom): You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing yourself. You're embarrassing our family.
It just so happens that Deena defies the laws of intelligence. I never thought someone would make Snooki look like a rocket scientist.
Danielle (stalker): Do you want to get beat up by an Israeli chick?
BREAKING NEWS: Jersey Shore Season 4 2011 will be filmed in Italy! The whole cast will be back. Angelina is planning to go over at the same time ... maybe she'll make some sneak appearences?
Top Quotes from the last 3 Episodes
Best Quote of Jersey Shore Season 3, Episode 11:
Your hand was in the f*ckin' cookie jar, how you gonna sit there with the crumbs on your lip and be like, I didn't eat the cookie!
Best Quote of Jersey Shore Season 3, Episode 10:
Dominican girls are hot cuz they can dance, they can move, they got tans, they got big butts, nice full lips, they got that flava an Italian guy needs.
Best Quote of Jersey Shore Season 3, Episode 9:
I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time. Work blows d*ck for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself.
March 3rd, 2011 Update! Snooki Rolling Stone Pictures
OTHER NEWS: Jersey Shore Season 3 2011 Trailers - Previews - Videos. Deena Nicole Cortese joins the cast of Jersey Shore Season 3, replacing Angelina Pivarnick - Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was kicked off of Dancing with the Stars - Boo!
Jersey Shore Season 3 Premieres Thursday, January 6th at 10PM ET / 9PM CT
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