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Jersey Shore is the MTV (Music Television) entertainment company's reality TV show with New Jersey, Italian American celebrity cast roomates with mostly tanned skin: Snooki, Pauly D, Jenni "JWOWW", Mike "The Situation", Ronnie, Vinny, and Sammi. The college age cast members are known for their funny quotes (some around their Italian heritage), comedy, and selling t-shirts (they work at a T-Shirts shop). They spend their times going to the dance clubs, gym to workout their bodies and stay in good shape, and perfect their great tans. More recently, in Season 3, Ronnie and Sammi broke up their relationship.

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"Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird." - Ronnie

"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it." - Snooki

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The Jersey Shore cast gets interviewed in Italy.

Learn how Mike got his nickname and what's in store for Vinny.

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Reunion

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki Polizzi Snooki (asked if Umpa-Lumpa remark is compliment): Orange means ... you're not pale ... saying you're an Umpa-Lumpa [is a] compliment.

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Top Quotes from Finale - Season 3 Episode 13

MTV Reality TV Show Nicole Snooki Polizzi Nicole "Snooki": I wanted to go out with a bang and I was DTF. Just to end the summer right.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie: You have a chance right now to right your wrongs. Or you could just walk away. Two options.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The Situation Mike "The Situation": You know what? Deny. Deny. Deny. Ron dog, you ain't that dumb dog.

MTV Reality TV Show Ronnie Ronnie: The kid is playing you in front of your boyfriend and you're gonna talk to him like he's your best friend?

More Episode 13 Quotes


Top Quotes from Season 3 Episode 12

Episode 12 Quotes

MTV Reality TV Show VinnyVinny (regarding Ronnie and Sammi): If I'm with a girl and she texts another dude "What's the weather like outside"... I still don't trust it.

MTV Reality TV Show RonnieRonnie (to his mom): You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing yourself. You're embarrassing our family.

MTV Reality TV Show Mike The SituationIt just so happens that Deena defies the laws of intelligence. I never thought someone would make Snooki look like a rocket scientist.

Danielle (stalker): Do you want to get beat up by an Israeli chick?

BREAKING NEWS: Jersey Shore Season 4 2011 will be filmed in Italy! The whole cast will be back. Angelina is planning to go over at the same time ... maybe she'll make some sneak appearences?

Top Quotes from the last 3 Episodes

Best Quote of Jersey Shore Season 3, Episode 11:
MTV Reality TV Show RonnieYour hand was in the f*ckin' cookie jar, how you gonna sit there with the crumbs on your lip and be like, I didn't eat the cookie!

Best Quote of Jersey Shore Season 3, Episode 10:
MTV Reality TV Show VinnyDominican girls are hot cuz they can dance, they can move, they got tans, they got big butts, nice full lips, they got that flava an Italian guy needs.

Best Quote of Jersey Shore Season 3, Episode 9:
MTV Reality TV Show DeenaI’m hungover, I’m not having a good time. Work blows d*ck for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself.

March 3rd, 2011 Update! Snooki Rolling Stone Pictures

OTHER NEWS: Jersey Shore Season 3 2011 Trailers - Previews - Videos. Deena Nicole Cortese joins the cast of Jersey Shore Season 3, replacing Angelina Pivarnick - Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was kicked off of Dancing with the Stars - Boo!

Jersey Shore Season 3 Premieres Thursday, January 6th at 10PM ET / 9PM CT

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