Vinny Jersey Shore MTV Reality TV Show Quotes
Season 2
Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3
Episode 3
Finally, the heavens have answered & I found a barbershop in Miami.
Told ya, I needed to come to the hood to get a haircut.
Vinny: You look hot…you just took my breath away. Snooki: You tryin’ to smush right now?
Jenni’s tits definitely defy gravity. I think Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and work it around Jenni’s tits.
Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the GFF.
Mike and Pauly would take a stray dog if there were no girls left.
Episode 2
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama.
The Situation: I kinda trust JWOWW a little. Vinny: [shakes head] She has a vagina…
Episode 1
My uncles want me to just come here & bang everything, but I kinda want better quality girls.
If I’m there for 60 days & I keep hittin’ it.. 60 different girls, if there’s ever a night I can’t get one, I’ll just double-up the next night.
(on Angelina) I mean, just because we’re from Staten Island doesn’t mean that we’re gonna get along with each other, I mean, she lacks brains.. so, we don’t get along.
Season 1
Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 | Episode 4 | Episode 5
Episode 6 | Episode 7 | Episode 8 | Episode 9 Finale
Episode 1
Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip-gloss and makeup, those aren't guidos, those are retards.
Episode 2
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I don't give a f*ck. You're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years-old, I'll dance with you. It's hilarious, ya know what I mean?
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I hear the music, I start fist-pumping, I start dancing, I’m pulling girls on stage and now.. Vinny came out to play.
Episode 3
Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners, I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.
Episode 4
Episode 5
I was about to barrel through cops, I was that heated.
[w/a lobster] Snooks, come here, ya gotta kill one.
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They're pretty cool, ya know, there some girls that are just gonna come here, strip off their clothes & jump the the jacuzzi. Then there are some girls that are respectful, that you have to just actually treat like girls, human beings.
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I'm the youngest guy in the house. But I'm the most mature person in the house.
Episode 6
These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.
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(on G.T.L.) I don’t follow those rules at all… I can see if it was Basketball, Pool, Beach.
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(on The Situation's sister) She’s Mike without a six-pack. She looked like Mike with a wig on. I was a little bit freaked out.
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See that look in his eye? He’s ready to motorboat!
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There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.
Episode 7
She was riding you like a f*ckin’ donkey ride, bro!
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The Situation: You have no game at all | Vinny: Really? That’s not what your sister said.
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How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.
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(on Mike's sister) I'm think that she might have a crush on me, so [insert creepy eyebrow move] ... it's gonna be a wild night.
Episode 8
(on the Pauly D's stalker) Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.
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(on JWOWW’s punch) The power that was behind it, it was something outta a video game.
- Snooki’s outfit is crazy, she looks like a birthday cake, she’s all decorated, dressed up, with the pink, boobs all out up in her face, I guess she wants to go out with a big bang, literally.
Episode 9
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