Vinny Jersey Shore Quotes
Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 | Episode 4 | Episode 5
Episode 6 | Episode 7 | Episode 8 | Episode 9 Finale
Episode 1
Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip-gloss and makeup, those aren't guidos, those are retards.
Episode 2
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I don't give a f*ck. You're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years-old, I'll dance with you. It's hilarious, ya know what I mean?
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I hear the music, I start fist-pumping, I start dancing, I’m pulling girls on stage and now.. Vinny came out to play.
Episode 3
Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners, I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.
Episode 4
Episode 5
I was about to barrel through cops, I was that heated.
[w/a lobster] Snooks, come here, ya gotta kill one.
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They're pretty cool, ya know, there some girls that are just gonna come here, strip off their clothes & jump the the jacuzzi. Then there are some girls that are respectful, that you have to just actually treat like girls, human beings.
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I'm the youngest guy in the house. But I'm the most mature person in the house.
Episode 6
These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.
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(on G.T.L.) I don’t follow those rules at all… I can see if it was Basketball, Pool, Beach.
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(on The Situation's sister) She’s Mike without a six-pack. She looked like Mike with a wig on. I was a little bit freaked out.
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See that look in his eye? He’s ready to motorboat!
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There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.
Episode 7
She was riding you like a f*ckin’ donkey ride, bro!
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The Situation: You have no game at all | Vinny: Really? That’s not what your sister said.
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How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.
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(on Mike's sister) I'm think that she might have a crush on me, so [insert creepy eyebrow move] ... it's gonna be a wild night.
Episode 8
(on the Pauly D's stalker) Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.
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(on JWOWW’s punch) The power that was behind it, it was something outta a video game.
- Snooki’s outfit is crazy, she looks like a birthday cake, she’s all decorated, dressed up, with the pink, boobs all out up in her face, I guess she wants to go out with a big bang, literally.
Episode 9
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