Sammi Jersey Shore Quotes
Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 | Episode 4 | Episode 5
Episode 6 | Episode 7 | Episode 8 | Episode 9 Finale
Episode 1
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.
You're number one mission is to go out and find the hottest guido and take him home.
A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heals, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it.
If you're not a guido then you can get the f*ck outta my face.
Episode 2
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You only learn, you grow, you move on, you have to push through every situation that you’re in.
Episode 3
Next thing you know, the grill is legit burnt. Smoke, like flames.
Like when I left Karma, I didn’t even know what was going on in my head, like I’m gonna f*cking knock a bitch up.
Episode 4
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Yes, I had sex, like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.
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This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.
Episode 5
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I definitely want to look good for Ronnie's parents, because it's the first time they're meeting me. Like, I want them to think like wow, that's her, she's really pretty, and whatever.
Good job, you cooked food for everyone. Have I ever asked you to cook me food? No. Do you do it? Yeah.
Episode 6
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(drunk, to Ronnie) You stumpy bastard.
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(holding her hair extensions) Guy’s are all the same. I put money on it; he brings home a bitch and gets with her tonight, on purpose.
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Go home. You don’t belong here. You don’t even look Italian! - Get the shirt -
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You just f*ckin’ traumatized me.
Episode 7
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No man will ever touch me like that ever twice.
I don’t need no family meetings. I don’t need to trust in Snickers. I don’t even trust in f*ckin’ Jenni.
Episode 8
Episode 9
Don't call 911, I think that's emergency.
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