Ronnie Jersey Shore Quotes

Episode 1

You just take your shirt off and they come to you, it's like a fly comes to sh*t.
Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird.

If I was just gonna get sloppy, I should have just pounded out what’s her name on Friday night.
That’s what you get for putting a fat girl’s ass in your face [laughs] that’s how you get pinkeye!
The Ron-Ron Juice is the shit that gets the night going, I mean whenever that shit comes out it’s always a filthy night.

We hold hands in front of you, we cuddle in front of you, we make out in front of you, like what else do we need, do I need to beat it front of you, too?
I’m gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.

I'm gonna f*cking get at her so bad right now, I'm gonna eat her alive, bro, seriously? You wanna play this game?
Yeah, we smushed.
Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse at this point. Seriously, he would.

Schnickers is like crying 'cause she got punched in the face and like The Situation is creepin'.
He better not hope I don't find out his name, bro.
How do you watch that girl get in her face and do nothing and like you still have the balls to creep.
This house is f*ckin' atrocious.
Mike, I don't f*ckin' like you. He puts on a show. He acts like somebody that he's not, and I pretty much don't like him at all, in any way.
Pauly & Mike are always looking for girls, ya know what I mean? I think they're going fishing tonight. They'll probably scrape something off the boardwalk.
Pauly pulled out his DJ equipment. He's got the Italian thing on the equipment, he has another Italian flag on his book bag, another Italian flag on his laptop. He's the ultimate guido, he really is.
JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.
I would give her dick in bubblegum. I would send her a picture of my dick in a pack of bubblegum & say 'chew on this'.

You’re a stumpy bastard, too. Listen, with your Flinestone big toe, with your doorstop big toe.
I’ll suck your big toe right now, I don’t give a sh*t.

Come on Snick before I yank the f*ckin’ duck out the wall.
It was Snickers the whole time, just her drunk ass causing problems.
Mike, he’s a creep, I mean at this point you’re lucky I don’t crack you in your face right now.
[Jersey Shore math] Me and Sam actually leave around like 4 o’clock, we’ve been here since 12 o’clock, 5 hours is like enough.

This whole thing is with Sam, she wants nothing to do with you. I closed that deal a long time ago; I already got the title for that closing.
GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE BRO, THAT'S ONE SHOT, THAT'S ONE SHOT KID!