Pauly D Jersey Shore Quotes

Episode 1

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.
There's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.
Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch.

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.

They were acting kinda stupid, but we just made the best out of the situation like we always do & just ride out.
I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take her pants off - she wouldn't let me, no big deal.

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just stay fresh.
We’re beatin’-up-the-beat, that’s what we say when we’re doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, we’re banging it as the beat builds ‘cause that beat’s hittin’ us so we’re fightin’ back, it’s like we beat up that beat.
When I go into the club I have a game plan, I don’t wanna waste my time and take home a girl that just wants to hang out, I just wanna get to the business… so. you light it up and then you move on & at the end of the night you see who you end up with.

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over there, doing my thing... watch out.
I'm doing him a favor 'cause I see the spot, it has some potential, and I like to throw down a sick mix and that's gonna bring people to his spot.
I think what happened to Snookers brought us a lot closer to Snookers, definitely. 'Cause now we like kinda feel bad and she's a real person, i mean, we get on her and stuff like that but we still care for her.
My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in & out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof, I'm not willin' to try that.
They're cool girls. They're smart and everything, but they want to hook up just as well, but I think it will take a couple of times seeing them to hook up. They're not like whores.
[on JWOWW's bf, Tommy] This kid's a sucka, he keeps sending her all this sh*t.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.
Ronnie’s in pure creep mode.
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something.
Through the scuffle Snooks gets hit in the face, again. Poor girl… she needs to take some karate classes or somethin’. She needs self defense. Somebody’s got to teach her how to fight or duck.

I don’t even understand that religion or what it is, I just wanna get to the business.
The Situation: I like my clothes like my women.. options. | Pauly D: You like your girls like your underwear.. dirty.