J-WOWW Jersey Shore MTV Reality TV Show Quotes
Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 | Episode 4 | Episode 5
Episode 6 | Episode 7 | Episode 8 | Episode 9 Finale
Episode 1
I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.
I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.
Episode 2
I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.
Episode 3
I guess I’m single, I don’t know. If I am we got a problem on our hands… I’ll show my true side, my true, dirty, f*cking filthy side.
Episode 4
- Snooki, Snickers came out of the woodwork, which is hysterical – it was the best thing I ever saw in my life.
Episode 5
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Get some food. Feel better. Drink heavily.
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Michael only does care about himself, he doesn't care about Nicole.
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She called Snookers fat & that like triggered me, umm, so I threw my drink in her face.
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I was gonna try to uppercut her, but at that point I had too many bouncers wrapped around me. I just wish for like 3 more seconds. I woulda done justice.
Episode 6
[crickets]
Episode 7
[crickets]
Episode 8
[crickets]
Episode 9
It's gorilla central out there, get the f*ck up, juice-heads everywhere!
It’s juice-head central right now, I’m in heaven.
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