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Jersey Shore is the MTV (Music Television) entertainment company's reality TV show with New Jersey, Italian American celebrity cast roomates with mostly tanned skin: Snooki, Pauly D, Jenni "JWOWW", Mike "The Situation", Ronnie, Vinny, and Sammi. The college age cast members are known for their funny quotes (some around their Italian heritage), comedy, and selling t-shirts (they work at a T-Shirts shop). They spend their times going to the dance clubs, gym to workout their bodies and stay in good shape, and perfect their great tans. More recently, in Season 3, Ronnie and Sammi broke up their relationship.

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"Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird." - Ronnie

"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it." - Snooki

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Season 3

Episode 10

Hestatic is when you're super happy and like really happy.

Episode 9

I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time. Work blows d*ck for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself.
Mike thinks he's gonna get over on the Meatballs, but in reality baby, the Meatballs make the best of every situation, so go screw yourself Mike.

Episode 8

Team Meatballs ONE – Bromance ZERO.

Episode 7

Episode 6

It’s not Halloween. I’m not handing out candy for free, like you need a golden ticket to get in these drawers.
Face down, ass up .. that's the way I like to have a good time.

Episode 5

I would never IN MY LIFE lick a butt ... LET'S BE REAL!
Karma's a b*tch.. literally. [ KARMA IS A B*TCH t-shirt ]

Episode 4

Episode 3

Episode 2

[Sammi]'s probably Ronnie's backpack anywhere he goes in the club. She's a female backpack.
You only get milk in [your breasts] if you’re like pregnant.. I think.
I have no idea why Sammi’s here. She’s boring. There’s nothing to her, she’s just there. She’s like furniture.

Episode 1

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
B*TCH, I’M HERE, I KNOW EVERY PART OF JERSEY .. JUST TELL ME WHERE THE F*CK YOU’RE FROM..
I tried to be nice to [Sammi]. I hope she rots in hell. I will f*ckin' knock her out.

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