Angelina Quotes

Angelina "Jolie"

Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3



Episode 1


  • I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby.

  • I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.

  • How do you go in a f*cking jacuzzi with a thong and a bra? Wear a thong bikini , that's a little bit more classier if you're gonna wear anything at all, ya know what I mean?

Episode 2


  • I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.
    - Get the shirt -

  • If a girl’s a slut, she should be abused.

  • Yo, I will cut your hair while you're sleeping!

Episode 3


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I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.

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