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Jersey Shore Cast

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Jersey Shore is the MTV (Music Television) entertainment company's reality TV show with New Jersey, Italian American celebrity cast roomates with mostly tanned skin: Snooki, Pauly D, Jenni "JWOWW", Mike "The Situation", Ronnie, Vinny, and Sammi. The college age cast members are known for their funny quotes (some around their Italian heritage), comedy, and selling t-shirts (they work at a T-Shirts shop). They spend their times going to the dance clubs, gym to workout their bodies and stay in good shape, and perfect their great tans. More recently, in Season 3, Ronnie and Sammi broke up their relationship.

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"Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird." - Ronnie

"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it." - Snooki

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Angelina Quotes

Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3

Episode 1

I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby.
I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.
How do you go in a f*cking jacuzzi with a thong and a bra? Wear a thong bikini , that's a little bit more classier if you're gonna wear anything at all, ya know what I mean?

Episode 2

I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.
[ Get The T-Shirt ]
If a girl’s a slut, she should be abused.
Yo, I will cut your hair while you're sleeping!

Episode 3

I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.

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