Free Vinny: Season 5 Episode 4
New roommates?? Danny’s fed up with the roommates not showing up to work on time and sleeping in the back room (Jenni and Mike anyone?). With Vinny gone, and now Mike disappearing, he’s threatening to hire new employees and put them in the house! But just when things look like they’re turning for the worst, Mike comes back! Wild hookups, birthday parties, strippers, oh yeah, and did we mention VINNY’S BACK!!!! Deena : Me and you, we have to interview the strippers. Deena : We definitely need at least two strippers to pull this party off. Snooki : We made a cake for Pauly and not Mike… that’s what you get for being a d@#chebag. Snooki : This is my family and I don’t want anyone coming in the house and f$#king anything up...
Dropping Like Flies : Season 5 Episode 3
Pauly D’s buddy, Vinny, taps out. He’s been feeling down ever since returning from Italy. After a get together with family members, he starts feeling overwhelming anxiety and decides to leave the house. Ronnie wears skinny jeans to honor Vinny, Pauly D hooks up with a tattooed chick. On Pauly’s (and Mike’s) B-day, Mike gets no love from the house members and it appears to saddened him to the point where he also leaves? Dropping Like Flies. Pauly D : I just want to grab onto my dude and go ‘Don’t Go, Don’t Go, Don’t Leave Me.’ Pauly D : At this point, my man leaves me. I gotta go tell the rest of the household that he may not be coming back. Jenni “JWOWW”: That was the last thing I thought...
One Man Down: Season 5 Episode 2
Another episode, more drama. Pauly loses his chain, Jionni gets mad at Snooki’s drinking, and Vinny leaves Seaside… wait what?!?! Vinny is gone?? That’s right, it looks like Vinny needs time away to deal with some of the internal issues he is going through. The house just won’t be the same without him… Vinny : Bro I can’t f@#king function in this environment… I want to go home. Vinny : I’m burnt out, I’m pushing through but the car can only get so far on fumes. Mike “The Situation”: I had met Paula the first summer in NJ, we were in the Jacuzzi together, and I think Paula may have fell down the stairs as well. Mike “The Situation”: Paula’s looking smoking right now and not to be...
Hurricane Situation : Jersey Shore Season 5 Episode 1
The crew is back to Seaside. First up, back to GTL. Then they have a surprise party with friends and family. Uncle Nino joins the party, hitting on all the girls. Mike is back to his old tricks trying to come between Snooki and Gionni, and Vinny feels down seeing his family. Jenni “JWOWW”: [about being back to America] I want a big, fat burger! Ronnie: I feel like Italy was boarding school and America is my mother. And I’m coming home to my mother. Snooki : My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed? Pauly D : Look at my duck phone. [happy to be back in Jersey house] Deena : Are the hermit crabs still here? Pauly D : Me and Vinny are so excited that Vinny immediatly jumps on my bed...
JWOWW on January 2012 Maxim Cover
JWOWW is going to be on the cover of the magazine for Maxim in January 2012. Below are excerpts from her magazine interview along with tidbits regarding her new years resolution and upcoming items. New Year’s Resolution: Quit smoking. “I don’t want to set myself up for disaster; I’ve tried and failed before.” JWOWW Ink: “I have three tattoos: one for my grandma, one for my grandpa, and a dragon.” Party town: Las Vegas. “I don’t gamble, but I love the nightlife.” Starstruck: “I met Lady Gaga. She said she was happy we don’t change for anyone.” What’s next? “Me and Snooki just started filming a spin-off. I hope we go on a road trip.” Worst hangover: “The first time I drank...
Cast Member Christmas Tree Ornaments
While you’re waiting for the next Season of Jersey Shore, you can pick up these Christmas Tree Ornaments and Holiday Cards from the Jersey Shore cast members. Or you can pick them up for a Jersey Shore fan. Jersey Shore 3-piece Ornament Set Jersey Shore 3-piece Ornaments: Goldtone hanging loop attached Each is ready to hang right out of the box Perfect for fans of the TV show Snooki Claus 10 Cards and Envelopes Boxed Holiday Christmas Greeting Cards Snooki’s favorite food is also a Christmas Tree...
Mike Lawsuit against Abercrombie & Fitch
Jersey Shore cast member Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a lawsuit against the clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fitch. Back in August, Abercrombie & Fitch released a press release offering to pay the Jersey Shore cast members, and Mike specifically, to NOT wear their clothing line as they felt it was bad for their image. In the lawsuit, Mike claims that the publicity stunt by Abercrombie & Fitch back in August was used to sell clothes using his trademarked phrases. In the lawsuit, Mike “The Situation” claims: Starting in August 2011, Defendant (the company) embarked on a grand, worldwide advertising campaign using Sorrentino’s name, image and likeness to create brand awareness for its products by falsely claiming...
Jersey Shore
QUOTES
Jersey Shore
Good Stuff
T-Shirt Time!
